• Men's deodorant is superior. There I said
it. I'd rather smell like icy fuck boy than
lavender armpit sweat because
women's deodorant doesn't last more
than 15 minutes
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    • Old Spice Fiji shit lasts all day long.
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    • But women’s soap is superior to men’s. I’d rather smell like peony and have soft skin than smell like coal and have my skin peeling off.
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    • I've gotta say, Secret truly is strong enough for a man, but made for a women. I ran out my deodorant and used my girl's, worked better. But I did have more cat calls from construction workers than usual.
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    • My bf always wondered why I would steal his deodorant. Then I had him try my "Lady's secret" deodorant for one day. He came home from work smelling of sweat with a slight hint of flowers and never questioned me using his Axe deodorant again.
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    • you should be using antiperspirant not deoderant, i honestly see no point in using deoderant compared to antiperspirant
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    • And I use women's shampoo because men's shampoo is basically just hand soap. Shit is terrible for your hair. Gentlemen, if you need any hygiene recommendations I got you.
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    • Our razors are better too. Seriously ladies try a men's face razor on your legs
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    • My mom doesn’t “believe in” deodorant, so she never bought it for me or my brother. Since my bro has autism & doesnt get social norms, i had to “earn the right” to try deodorant as a freshman in hs. My mom may not believe in it, but there’s no doubt in our minds that our mom NEEDS deodorant.
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    • No type of deodorant works for me, not even the men’s ones. Not the clinical either. I changed my diet for months and nothing. After I shower if I don’t put on deodorant they smell worse than before I showered someone help me please
      MrsHorror 25 jun
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    • women’s lasts like 5 seconds and men’s can last through a hurricane.
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    • Degree 48 hour protection. The only stuff that lasts through a full 8 hour work day in 100 degree weather. Stuff is crazy strong.
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    • Bro old spice is my favorite. I feel that shit working all day
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    • Idk about you but I’ll put on deodorant/antiperspirant and my pit will still sweat and smell no matter how much I put on. I literally have to bring a back up in my purse because no deodorant actually last “48 hours” for me it’s more like 2 hours
      LegaSea 25 jun
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    • Dude woman’s deodorants suck cock and balls you gotta get the ultra mega bullshit or it won’t even work
      Art3ra 25 jun
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    • Idk I use Secret and it works well for me. Been using it since I could pick out my own deodorant
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    • Same could be said for women's razors. Cheaply made vs the men's razors that make your legs feel like a pillow💩
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    • She spittin facts
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    • That’s because men are just cooler
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    • Women's deodorants also usually have metal in them, which isn't good if you use deodorant daily for years like you should. I've found that all womens deodorants will have the metals but many of the men's won't. So I just use mens since it'll last longer and I don't gain potential risks
      Celceus 26 jun
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    • Am I the only one who rubs deodorant on the inside of their clothes when I don’t have cologne
      Nulzie 25 jun
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    • Deodorant is just a fragrance. Antiperspirant is the one which stops sweat.
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    • Old spice always hits different
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    • Old Spice Wolfthorn is the best deodorant in the world fucking fight me
      Jimbus 25 jun
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    • Old spice wolfthorn👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
      RossLux 26 jun
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    • I ran out of Deodorant once and used my girlfriends, that bullshit lasted about an hour.... Old Spice is by far the best deodorant ever made
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    • I like using girls deodorant. Cause women's scents are always "flower, Mango, citrus love, lavender". While guys are all "ANTIFREEZE, BRIMSTONE, LIGHTNING, and GUN!"
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    • As a grown man, I can firmly say that I wear women’s Secret brand. It’s strong and a smell like vanilla. Win win.
      noStyL 25 jun
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    • Use Secret: Clinical Strength brands, totally worth it, I never smell bad when I sweat. Make sure you get the invisible solid, not gel. Works better.
      lifeklok 25 jun
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    • This is fine. Just don’t make the mistake of assuming it’s because of some systemic oppression or anything. Cause it ain’t that deep
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    • One I have is called 'burnt marshmallows and leather' the fuck is wrong with people
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    • Lol imagine being female
      Clinton 26 jun
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    • That's funny that it's finally called out. I use men's Apollo Axe deodorant, have been for years and years
      GraceDNA 25 jun
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    • No, those dry spray deodorant last long, and im a guy. I like smelling like lavender rather than axe
      Futas 25 jun
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    • Men’s deodorant lasts all day and girls perfume lasts all day, not men’s cologne or women’s deodorant
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    • This one scent reminds me of learning about puberty because I was wearing that one when we had the puberty talk day in 5th grade and I was SWEATING and that deodorant was ACTIVATIN
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    • Men's razors are also better
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    • do people really buy products based off gender? i choose any the deodorant without aluminium and whichever soap smells like coconut...
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    • Old spice wolf thorn i think it’s called is the shit smells like testosterone and a 400 lb bench press
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    • Two words. Old spice.
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    • She’s using the wrong one then
      monika16 26 jun
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    • My gf uses my razors because women's are shit
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    • The new old spice blood orange shit melted the skin off my pits.
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    • I use woman’s deodorant because it smells better ftw.
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    • I was in Vo-Tech during high school before Axe Cologne came out. The company who made it gave out free samples to high school kids in Vo-Tech before it ever hit the market for the first time
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    • ladies, if your deodorant is trash, dove cucumber is my go to. it smells fresh but not overpowering like you won’t smell cucumber from a mile away and it lasts all day
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    • For whatever reason this just reminds me of that women’s deodorant commercial that used to say, “Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman”, until the feminists started screeching and changed it to “Strong enough for a WOMAN”. Take that, misogynist patriarchy!
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    • Facts
      itzelda 25 jun
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    • I use men's antiperspirant for my sweaty ass pits, but Vanilla body spray because I smell like a fuckin SUGAR COOKIE
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    • Naw you must have some rank pits because I prefer women's and I'm a 30 year old dude who don't stink
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    • Try shaving your armpits.
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    • What in a guy and girls works better for me
      Dylan_CH 26 jun
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    • Nah y’all just stank
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    • I actually use women’s deodorant. It works better.
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    • Don't you know? Women don't sweat. Or fart, use the bathroom, etc etc
      FrisBe 25 jun
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    • Most women's is just deodorant, not antiperspirant.
      Kek_leon 25 jun
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    • I gave the clinical strength shit a try and its actually done pretty okay for the most part
      chilihole 25 jun
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    • Actually women’s deodorant is usually more potent than men’s
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    • I once used my wife deodorant cuz I forgot mines cause we were on vacation. And yes it doesn't last more then 15 mins. I went to Rite Aid and got my own🤣
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    • Brought to you by OLD SPICE. THE SMELL OF THE GODS. SUCCUMB YOUR ARM PITS TO US
      Goat_Face 26 jun
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    • My girl uses old spice lavender for men and it works like a charm
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    • Lavender old spice
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    • I use old spice. Once when I was 13 one of my older brothers had gotten 5 deodorants (old spice) and I stole one as soon as I got home because that stuff that my mom and sister kept buying didn’t work me since I was outside all day playing sports and climbing trees with my brothers
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    • Yes
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    • Dove men’s extra fresh. Thank me later 👌
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    • NUNCA_MAS why i use old spice and LOVE men’s colognes and shit
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    • I switched to gel antiperspirant, don't have to smell like fuckboy and I don't sweat. Fuck hard deodorants.
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    • I’m a guy. I use Rexona sexy bouquet. Aight hear me out. Shit smells good. Ever since I had to borrow deodorant from my sister it’s all I’ve been using. Shit smells good. Dead ass if I could I’d use the hello kitty deodorant too, shits expensive tho.
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    • The aluminum in men’s deodorant has been proven to be a cause of alzheimers
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    • Bruh. Let me put you on. Dove Invisible Dry Stick. It works so well and is the only deodorant I've used that lasts the whole day.
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    • Try anti perspirant than duh
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    • Only psychos use straight gel deodorant
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    • Disagree. I a large 6ft 250lb man use Women’s Suave spray deodorant and it works better than any men’s deodorant I’ve ever used
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    • Lol change yo deodorant then, my stick stays on literally 24 hours
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    • Womens stuff is waaaaay too specific. That is its main downfall and it's honestly surprising how many people dont realise they are getting ripped off lol. The only logical reason a company would make a face wash, body wash, hair wash, armpit wash separately is to get more money. Just buy men's stuff
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    • Woman’s shampoo smells amazing
      Ltanner 26 jun
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    • Amen
      UmmaGorl 26 jun
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    • use dove
      lbir04 26 jun
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    • Costs more too
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    • Lol my wife likes to use my deodorant fairly often
      HaloedSun 26 jun
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    • I wish I could use Old Spice, but my skin negatively reacts to it. Same for gel deodorants, fucking burns my skin after using it for a few days.
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    • I USE DRAGONBLAST IT HAS A DRAGON ON IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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    • It's because they don't know how to apply antiperspirant
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    • A stick of Men’s deodorant could fucking make a mammoth smell like a basic white dude for a day
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    • “All GeNDerEd products are the SaMe” says the idiot.
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    • I’ve experienced the opposite
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    • Old Spice swagger. Stupid name, great smell
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    • Old spice timber always gets me complements on my smell. 10/10 will continue to use after 5 years
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    • Old spice is the shit even I wear it, it smells fucken amazing 👌
      Meiguri 25 jun
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    • My wife says the same thing, her deodorant has her smelling like flowers and b.o. static
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    • Does anyone else also get like a burning sensation from old spice deodorant sometimes
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    • And ours is like 4000000 TIMES STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • I’ve been using men’s deodorant for as long as I can remember
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    • Wolfenstein smells like fruit punch
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    • Everyone is more used to the smell of there own deodorant the fact that you smell bo after 15 min is cause it’s there and your used to the smell of your deodorant
      MHAC 26 jun
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    • This is so true
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    • I use dove and it lasts forever
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    • These bitches be sweaty....
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    • My deodorant smells like fruit loops
      JAVELIN 26 jun
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    • Our stuff doesn’t even work but it costs twice as much 🥴
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