How wet did that pussy get?
So many signs!
How wet did that pussy get? So many signs!
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded
bri-ecrit
Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
Jdog102397 Jdog102397
11 nov 2020
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded bri-ecrit Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real
Danny from the maths problem:
dtrain20061 dtrain20061
1 oct 2020
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real Danny from the maths problem:
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have
I hope it makes someone smile!
TheBooperSnooper TheBooperSnooper
21 sep 2020
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have I hope it makes someone smile!
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Schwarzenegger
What are you?
Schwarzenegger What are you?
AmericanWay AmericanWay
23 sep 2020
all Take your dog to work day
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
- You hang up.
- No, You hang up
- You hang up. - No, You hang up
When your job is to drop pin on
Google Maps
When your job is to drop pin on Google Maps
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Train up a child in the
way he should go, and
when he is old he will not depart from it.
PROVERBS
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
30 sep 2020
Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it. PROVERBS
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
therothinator
23 sep 2020
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.