• How to write a kickass essay with
1/z the stress
A kickass ppt by wittacnsm
Find out what your teacher wants
get the assignment prompt and break it down
into its individual parts
this becomes your skeleton for your essay
spooky
Don’t start with the introduction
paragraph
'
seriously this is a great way of stumping
yourself ten minutes into the writing process
'
you're trying to write an intro for a paper that
doesn't exist yet???
' start with the first body paragraph
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    • I’m that crazy person who doesn’t really use drafts, I just write it from start to finish. And that might be a lazy or risky way to write essays but I’ve always gotten good grades on them and took advanced English courses for all of middle and high school so I didn’t need English in college
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    • Starting with "in this essay I will" is a solid way to cop an easy 0
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    • I had a teacher in highschool who wanted like 7 rough drafts for one paper. Like bitch how many times you think I'm gonna fuck this up?
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    • Bonus Tips: Use the 3 sentence rule (write 3 sentences of explanation for every 1 sentence you quote) and answer these questions: What's your point? Why should I care? How can I help?
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    • “in this essay i will” is a good way to not ace a paper
      ChrisSale 12 jan
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    • Rough draft? I think you misspelled F I N A L D R A F T N I G G A
      Abex 12 jan
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    • Never write "in this essay I argue that" unless your in third grade.
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    • Quotes: a socially acceptable way to plagiarize
      Wezley 12 jan
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    • Everything else is cool except my english teacher will flip the fuck out if i write “In this essay...”. She literally takes off an absurd number of points for that
      CrispyPew 12 jan
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    • If you want it to look more professional and higher ed. Don't say "In this essay I will..." Never use pronouns unless giving explicit instruction saying you can. Just present your thesis/argument
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    • We had a whole semester to prepare for this 8-10 page essay (ik, not that long but it’s freshman year calm the fuck down before you come with your 600 page essay stories) and I wrote it all the night before and got a hundred on it
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    • I have a rough draft due on Monday, this was so helpful
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    • Can you show us how to make a kickass PowerPoint next?
      cast1e 13 jan
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    • This post was clearly made by a Tumblr user
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    • As someone who has aced every college essay so far no sweat, i have the best piece if advice possible. Take your topic, whatever it is, get by yourself or with a friend, and talk out your essay. Explain everything you want to explain or prove every point you want to prove.
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    • How the hell do you write your body paragraphs before the thesis? Like the whole point of the bodies are to prove the thesis that in this case you haven’t even written yet
      Stunkie 12 jan
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    • So glad i could skip right through this meme, i hope everyone enjoys and goes through college if that’s where your hearts at.. i just couldnt do it. It wasnt for me, i later became a stock trader and its the best decision ive ever made
      hardpeen 12 jan
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    • You write the entire essay before writing your thesis? The actual thing your essay is supposed to prove?
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    • Isn't an essay a mexican? Essays speak spanish, right?
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    • When I write an argumentative essay, I play it out in my head like I’m arguing with one of my dumbass friends. Take the structure for that argument, and put it into fancy words. Also, if you can choose your prompt, DONT do the hard one. Do the one you feel most comfortable with, even if it seems 2D
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    • Don't leave a quote floating. Thomas Jefferson says it well, "Fuck you nigga"(Thomas J. 1921). Jefferson, by addressing the reader, you, reminds readers to always address authors in present tense.
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    • Thia legit feels like it could be that one kid in class that always gets an A explaining his process to the kids that are having a tough time. It doesnt feel like a teacher trying to bring him/herself to a kids level and I like that
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    • Liked this for “spooky”. Disliked it when half the advice was terrible
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    • The thing is that at higher writing levels teachers don't appreciate you restating your argument in the conclusion. Great strategy for AP tests, because if you don't get points for thesis in intro you can do it in conclusion, but on a real paper don't do that.
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    • I hope everyone in my classes use this template because it’ll make the curve so huge i cant possibly miss out on an A
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    • Thanks but now I'm out of school :(
      Derek 13 jan
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    • It’s time for finals my dudes, this will come in handy
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    • I used to edit papers in the writing center when I went to college, and this is 100% the format of writing that everyone should use. All of the shit you learn in elementary/high school is a just long drawn out version of this process and some people don't get that explained well enough to them.
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    • Best part of studying engineering is that I don’t have to deal with these shit essays anymore
      Mickle1 12 jan
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    • Always start with the intro that includes your thesis
      Diz_1 12 jan
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    • There was a time when I was in Prison taking the GED protest when I was asked to write an essay on the topic of my choice. I thought long and hard about it and thus I chose to write an essay on the evolution of modern technology and its impact on society. In that essay, I used a different style
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    • I’m a senior in college, and do very well on all my essays. Want some advice? Read the directions and rubric carefully and repeatedly throughout the essay. Try to choose a topic you enjoy if you can. Try to make a thesis you agree with... (continued in reply)
      FakeId7 13 jan
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    • One of the weirdest things people need to understand about writing essays is that, for most people, it’s actually easiest to write it completely out of order. Start by just free writing about the topic and working towards developing main points. From there, you can literally organize your free 1/2
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    • For me, I always remember “if you can’t imagine yourself dropping the mic at the end of the essay, your conclusion isn’t strong enough”
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    • lulz 14 jan
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    • reminds me of that time i started a research paper 8 hours before it was due . i never hated myself more than then
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    • School = chil labor camp
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    • When you don’t like listening to teachers, but you see a post on iFunny about how to make a rough draft and it has curse words in it so it must be cool: i KnOw HoW tO rIgHt A rOuGh DrAfT!
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    • I’m just gonna stick to sitting down and writing my essay, no plan or rough draft
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    • Dont forget to check youe Works Cited pages and/or citations and to proofread!!!!!
      YonesY 13 jan
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    • Essays are easy to me now
      SirLight 12 jan
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    • Where the fuck was this when I was in school? I graduated in July and I'm pissed
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    • Why would you write your thesis statement after you write your body paragraphs. The body paragraphs are meant to support the thesis. You need a thesis first to write them lmao.
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    • I just copy an one from the Internet
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    • It is interesting how one adjust to logistical parameters of papers as they go into higher grades and years of learning. As a senior in college now you tell me I need to write a 2k word paper, cool i can knock that out in 90 min then take 30 min to proofread and edit, then done, but you tell 8th
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    • Rough drafts can suck my dick and eat my fucking ass for all I care. I AM NOT WRITING THE SAME ESSAY MORE THAN ONCE FOR ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANET, FUCK WHAT THE TEACHER SAYS, FUCK THE TEACHER, AND FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS IM WRONG. If they want a final draft I’ll just copy and paste the whole
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    • I graduated undergrad this past winter and this is exactly the method I used. As a history major, I used this for all my papers and finished with a 3.9 GPA. this is great advice.
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    • The “in this essay i will talk about photosynthesis, photosynthesis and photosynthesis” is a good start, but from there you need to reword. “Plants undergo a variety of processes that allow them to survive, among the most important is photosynthesis, photosynthesis and photosynthesis.”
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    • “In this essay I argue that” this doesn’t fly in college essays
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    • Best way to get a good grade on a paper period is as follows (I’m an engineering grad) : write a rough draft but don’t put too much work into it, go to your teacher and ask them if you included all the points they would like to see/what could be improved. Almost all teachers live for this (1/2)
      nesssss 14 jan
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    • What I do is make bullet points for every paragraph/topic I'm writing about, then make sub points for each one, look for quotes, then take the main topics to write a thesis. Intro is just fluff before the thesis and same with conclusion. Then just turn the bullet points into sentences. Finally just
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    • I have a paper I need to do soon and this is very helpful.
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      Adult 12 jan
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    • Thanks
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    • Conclusions arent restating theyre concluding
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    • I don't even need to write an essay and this still gave me confedence
      Tusk2 13 jan
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    • thank you pussydestroyer365
      apyrturi 13 jan
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    • As an English tutor, yes.
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    • Is no one going to admit that the person just dropped some solid advice?
      ginushe 13 jan
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    • I always found writing papers extremely easy, i follow the steps like the checkpoints of a video game quest/mission, and type/write just just about everything that comes into my head during the thought process for my rough draft, then trim it down from there.
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    • I have to write a 2 page paper on the reasons I want to become a nurse for a scholarship to get my AAS in Nursing through my work. I have no idea where to start. Any suggestions? It's been about a decade since I've written a paper. Soooo much pressure when there is $25,000 on the line.
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    • I'm writing a paper right now and we have to get our thesis approved first and it is hard because the teacher acts like he is a top shot
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    • Do restate what you said in your essay in your conclusion it doesn’t take that long to read an essay even if it’s eight pages and your teacher is expecting a conclusion not a summary of something they read two seconds ago
      MYBEEANS 12 jan
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    • I know this isn't totally relevant to the feature but in my speech class I would always write out these really in depth presentations that were funny and thoroughly researched and the class would always love them. The teacher however always gave me C's even though everyone told me I did great.
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    • I always BS the intros. Besides the hook sentence, everything else is unimportant imo so I just make it sound mysterious/off topic to get the teacher intrigued when reading it, and don’t ever really introduce what I’m gonna be talking about (until the final 2 sentences where I tie everything togethe
      Squares 12 jan
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    • I guess I'm lucky because I've always been able to sit down and write entire essays from start to finish and get 95%-100%. I even got a high score on the writing portion of the ACT. I hope to all of you struggling out there that you have good luck on your writing assignments and hopefully you all
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    • Bro I just payed someone to write the rly long ones
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    • I would never forget that i was watching a hot pockets commercial
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    • If you’re 7th grade or higher and don’t already know this, I’m sorry to say that you’re teachers have failed you
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    • PorkSword 12 jan
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    • Skipping this cuz my school days are over thank god. Sorry kids!
      Jacasam 12 jan
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    • The best decision I ever made when it came to writing essays was typing something akin to "ALRIGHT BITCHES, I'M ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THINK I ONLY LEARNED 30 MINUTES AGO FROM WIKIPEDIA. SO SIT DOWN AND ENJOY MY SELF-HATRED FUELED REDBULL ENDUCED WRITING EXTRAVAGANZA!" Erase that before handing it in.
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    • I’m on school to be a history teacher. Already done lots of grading. Only use quotes if it actually adds something and if it’s from a source that pertains to your subject. Nothing is worse than starting off a paper on the history of Africa with “I love Madagascar -Edward Snowden”
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    • Real men only write a final draft. Edit it as you go. Once you type that last sentence you sunmit
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    • To stressed to read this
      SlowBoat 12 jan
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    • Hot for teacher
      creepshow 12 jan
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      Sharena 12 jan
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    • Sound like a libtard if you want a good grade.
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    • Dont waste your time you'll never gave to write a other essay when you leave school. Also when you do graduate make sure you go back home. We don't need a bunch of dumb rednecks clogging up the city streets.
      Doctor_O 12 jan
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    • I have a masters degree in criminal justice and paid someone else to write every single one of my essays through all of under grad and grad school. Some essay website. Was like $20 a paper
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    • do people really not know what an outline is
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    • You should write your thesis statement first thing after reading the prompt. The thesis provides the basis and focus for your entire paper
      Ji88gr 12 jan
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    • This is almost accurate. 1) write your thesis statement, 2) body, 3) intro, 4) conclusion...then quotations, citations, and grammar check that bitch. Many professors/ TAs will just stop reading after 3-5 grammatical errors and give it an F. Good luck.
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    • Am I the only one that just imagines an imaginary panel of people and just have a conversation with them to make my essays. 6 pages is like an hour 1/2
      MrWubbs 12 jan
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    • That won’t work because teachers care mostly about the structure of your essay, so if the introduction isn’t in the beginning of your essay, then you failed
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    • So glad I’m not in school anymore and even need to bother reading this shit
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    • Thank
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    • Not gonna lie his is more helpful then a semester with an English professor
      GB545 15 jan
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    • Wish I knew all this shit in HS
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    • Idk how people struggle with writing so much like I never spent more than 6 hours on any of my college research papers, I never proofed them, and I never got lower than a B. Like damn y’all read a fucking book or two
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    • this is probably the most anyone will learn from an ifunny post
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    • Why does an IFunny picture teach how to write an essay better than English classes!
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