how to win an argument
1. Yell. Everyone knows the louder you are, the
more right you are.
2. Curse a lot. Terms like "bitch" and "asshole" help
emphasize just how fucking stupid the other
person's opinion is.
3. Feel yourself losing? Bring up something the other
no did from a
long time ago that has nothing
do with the current argument.
4. Slam doors.
5. Say you're not going to argue about it anymore,
back later once you've thought of
something really good to say.
6. Never back down. Did the other person manage to
ve he or she was right? Ignore it and keep yelling
o save yourself the embarrassment of admitting
you were wrong.