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    • To procure a larger amount of fresh water at a faster rate, dig a pit and place green vegetation inside, then cover pit with any plastic material (size of pit depends on size of material) put a rock in the center of the cover and place a container beneath it to collect condensation from plants
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    • Yes cause I got stranded with a soda can a water bottle and a knife
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    • I’ve done this before, it works but you have to wait all day for like 2 cups of water
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    • Just use a water filter
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    • I'll make sure to get stranded with a plastic 2 liter, a soda can, and knife.
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    • I remember seeing a survival show that said if you put a rope in one glass with dirty water and then lead it to another glass with nothing in it the dirty water will somehow transfer over as clean water? I don’t think that’d work but would it?
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    • Bonus! You get to salt whatever fish you get to catch
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    • Does this work or?
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    • Or just drink the seawater like you’re not a bitch
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    • Huh a jury rigged distillation apparatus, very nice
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    • Thought it was gonna be a DIY fleshlight
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    • I’ll be sure to carry a plastic water bottle, empty soda bottle, and a All purpose knife when I go to sea
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    • Roll the bottle, hulk hands, lifestraw. Never leave home without it...
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    • You can also use your own urine in place of sea water, or any water based liquid in an instance where you’re not near water
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    • Now line the inside with petroleum jelly and you can have a drink with a freind
      funnzie 26 oct
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    • I've seen a couple methods for this, this one seems nice n easy
      Shane2423 26 oct
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    • SUBSCRIBE FOR LIFE ADVICE AND MILITARY CONTENT
      Bravoh 26 oct
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    • Sitting in the sun like that seems like a bad idea.
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    • In this technique does the salt get left behind or what if it get left behind then you get salt for foods too either to season or dry out for long storage
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    • Bet, im drinking the ocean now
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    • Its shit like this that schools need to teach us about. Not fucking E = MC squared when im pursuing a career in fucking cooking
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    • From Raft experience, make several.
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    • You dumbasses really think there isn't trash on every beach in the world?
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    • WILSON!!!
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    • I just get water from the water machine retards
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    • Make sure you boil it after still, just Incase. And yes, to those asking, this could work.
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    • It works...I mean...the cartoon survived enough to grow a nice beard, and clothes turn into rags!!!
      jaystrong 27 oct
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    • Wait do you drink the water in the soda can or in the plastic one?
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    • Good luck trying to efficiently drink the water without dropping some
      Kasparan 26 oct
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    • How to make seawater drinkable using a plastic bottle: step one- have a soda can
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    • Just buy a water bottle dumbass
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    • Yeah that's cool and all but how do I change the color of my campfire
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    • Now do this on a bigger scale and boom, the oceans will be one in a few years
      Yalloyin 26 oct
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    • You can also do that with PISS
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    • OK everyone, throw your bottles and cans into the ocean in hopes that it will reach someone in need!
      ki087 26 oct
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    • Instructions not clear enough I got the half cut pop can stuck half way up my butt and now it’s bleeding profusely
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    • I think the assumption is that there might be some trash washed up on shore if you are stranded on an island, although I don’t know how true that is
      DrZwicky 26 oct
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    • Why doesn’t he just buy a water bottle? Smh
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    • Fuck that would take so long
      DrZwicky 26 oct
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    • I’ll be fine. I’m just built different 😎
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    • Haha fucking cheapskates....just go buy some bottled water from your nearest store
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    • This is cool and all but, how do I change the color of a fire.
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    • Or don’t be a pussy and just drink the sea water
      BiggD240 26 oct
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    • Now I need to find a coke bottle
      Theheman 26 oct
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    • Can i ask a probably stupid question? Why dont we do this on a mass scale
      Okii 26 oct
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    • You said water bottle. Das a soda can and a water bottle. Now I’m gonna die out here because of bullshit false advertising
      Crab_ 26 oct
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    • If you had a third, fireproof container, I'd recommend boiling it as well, as the inside of the plastic could be contaminated.
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    • I wanna make a paper cut on my weenie hole
      meatstaff 25 oct
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    • Makeshift distillation time
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    • Bullshit. Absolute conjecture
      deadfag 26 oct
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    • So this does work in small quantities BUT the sun won’t actually purify enough water for you to survive unless you rig up like 20 of them and even then it’s a pain. A much better way is to use to coke can above a fire (high enough that it doesn’t melt) and out a wet rag over a pipe leading from can
      Naspvida 26 oct
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    • How do you roll up a damn plastic bottle you f****** f****
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    • When you get tc
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    • Isn’t also possible to just let salt water sit and let the salt drop to the bottom and drink off the top?
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    • Idk about you guys but I would just drink the seawater. I’m just built different
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    • And they say its expensive
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    • Need like 20 of em to get enough water to survive tho
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    • saving this for when i’m stranded on an island in the south pacific
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    • 7. Patiently wait for death.
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    • This is cool and all, but how dose one change his campfire color?
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    • YEEEEEEAAHHHH REVERSE OSMOSIS BABY!
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    • This looks similar to what the northwest Indians did with saltwater, except with a fire.
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    • Just buy bottled water dumbass
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    • It should say plastic bottle and soda can
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    • nah
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    • You can just drink the salt water. 😉 death is the best way out
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    • Congratulations you’ve discovered smart water (distilled water)
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    • That cool and all but how do I change the color of my campfire?
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    • We need more informative stuff like this on ifunny.
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    • I would've just drank the water in the water bottle first
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    • I can't imagine a situation in which I would need this. I don't plan on going to a desert any time soon, and I don't see myself on a deserted island unless I was on a Carnival cruise the fucking sunk.
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    • If you are lucky enough to have a water bottle and soda can to do this... you are lucky enough to have a month supply of drinking water.
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    • I feel like leaving the water in the sun is a good way to end up with legionella if someone then tried to store said water at a warm temp
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    • Wait but which part do you drink? Do you drink the part from the lip, or from the can? How would you drink it from the lip if that’s what you do
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    • Guys just buy Fiji 6 pack
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    • *encourages evaporation*
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    • Lol yea ok
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    • An even easier method is to never get stuck on a deserted island with only a water bottle and coke can
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    • So if you got a shit ton of large bottles and soda cans you set
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    • Bro just use the tap lmao😂
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    • A small price to pay for 3 oz of non saltwater
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    • Just drink your pee
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    • A plastic bottle only. Oh, and also a can and a knife.
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    • Shouldn't the World know about this. We could've started this 100 years ago. We would make water not drastic in future generations....In theory fuck Earth
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    • It’s gonna have a very strong plastic taste
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    • Ewww warm water :/ I’ll just take death
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    • Where do you get the seawater from?
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    • Thank fuck i got stranded with a large water bottle and a coke can... lord knows when i was swimmin for my life after the plane crash i had the wherewithal to double fist a fucking large water bottle and a coke can...
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    • If you’re on a deserted island situation do this first and then go get food and shelter
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    • I've been drinking my pee for nothing?
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    • This is called a solar still.
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    • I would just simply consume water
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    • Basics of distillation
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    • But what if you don't have a can?
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    • Don’t worry, there’s plenty of pollution so you should be able to find these items
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    • Good ol cancer water
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    • Just use tap water, What a useless guide
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    • I’m going to save this meme so if I’m ever stranded in an island I can check my phone for this meme.... wait
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    • This works. However in order for enough water to be produced for 1 person you need to make the soda can the size of an Olympic swimming pool. So basically his whole island needs to be the system.
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