How to spot fake gamer'
- Frequently pronounces video games as 'blideo blames'
- Will often say need help passing this level it's really hard' then when you look at their screen it's running
Microsoft Excel 2007
- They invite you over to check out their game collection but it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
- Their Xbox One is actually tissue boxes glued together with ' NINTEMDO' painted on it
- Keeps a secret diary with hate video games and never play them' written on every page