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    • 2) Make sure sister is unconscious and unaware of the situation
      PEARCUBS 11 jul
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    • Nikola tesla died a virgin i dont think this works very well
      Animus3D 10 jul
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    • _Better 11 jul
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    • Or just dont be a pussy and do it while they are home and in the next room like a chad
      InstaHoes 11 jul
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    • Your parents likely fucked as teenagers, they know what’s going on
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    • Have a car, and fuck in the car
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    • Do it loudly when they’re home to assert dominance
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    • Assuming iFunny 15 year olds will ever have sex
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    • 2: use protection
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    • This is the kind of stuff they don't teach you at Harvard. I know because I read the book
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      kanep0e 11 jul
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    • My dad bullied me into getting a tinder cuz he doesn’t want an 18 year old virgin of a son. He told me I had to lose my virginity before the next semester
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    • You could also just like... not. Even without the effects on your long term relationships, you also don’t want to risk a kid until you’re at least 20.
      lordm09 11 jul
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    • I am sexually attracted to the girl that is standing in the doorway in a WikiHow article about how to have sex without your parents knowing.
      MsGoddess 11 jul
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    • Okay what about if you have a younger sibling and a doorbell video camera system?
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    • Do it on the kitchen table right after dinner
      BSArtist 11 jul
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    • Yoooooo, It’s Tesla’s birthday today
      I_Satan 11 jul
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    • My younger brother was a g and would go take the family dog for a walk when my parents left him to “watch me” when I had girls over growing up. He’s a great wingman lol
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    • Has it always been Nikola? I thought it was Nikolai.
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    • Its his birthday today
      Finn 11 jul
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    • Step 1: Actually find someone willing to have sex with you
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    • Ah yes i can relate because i also partake in the sex activities
      IShitties 11 jul
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    • Tesla was a mad scientist if there was ever one. He is truly my idol in that regard and I hope to be just like the dude
      XM_1_24_B 11 jul
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    • Or when you’re married. That usually prevents any problems
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    • I knew a kid who got caught by his mom and then she proceeded to tell everybody she knew
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    • Orphans be like
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    • Dora trying to have sex
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    • That me
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    • My god, why didn’t I think of that
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    • Have sex in front of them to assert dominance. If they get mad, fuck your mom to further assert dominance, but make sure to finish in your dad.
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    • “Sometimes my genius is....almost frightening”
      SergeyT 11 jul
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    • Tesla never had sex, you gonna listen to him?
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    • I’m high school I used to tuck my girl friend at the time on her moms bed while she was home.
      B_Ripz 12 jul
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    • I don’t know how we never got caught, we’d even do it when her parents were in a room next to us lol. And her dad was a cop lol
      Tony_Hawk 12 jul
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    • if you lookin that shit up you aren’t getting pussy anytime soon
      fuckyou69 12 jul
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    • Lemme tell you something peedursa, nikola tesla was the only one who told einstein he was wrong.
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    • Eventually you just gotta tell your kids about condoms. There’s no dancing around it. Abstinence doesn’t work and isn’t healthy.
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    • I fucked her in her bed when her parents were home a few times. Then she dumped me and hopped on some other guys dick. So now im just staying high for a while
      AV8ER 11 jul
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    • Mix bleach and ammonia and put into their bedroom. They will sleep for a long time so you will be fine. Mine are still sleeping. I just need to find someone to have sex with now
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    • I usually just turn on music with a lot of treble but little bass so her parents can’t hear us fucking but we can hear the footsteps
      linkboy 11 jul
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    • Reminder most of u will probably never have a gf
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    • Why does you room smell like sweat and shame?
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    • How does one know if the partner is wanting sex? I'm really bad at reading these kinda things...
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    • Ah yes
      Weird 11 jul
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    • Don’t teach teenagers how to have sex! Actually wait. They’re gonna do it anyway. Oh well. Give them free condoms. Oh wait. They already do. I actually get a pack of them every few months or so lol. Carry on.
      lamelion 11 jul
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    • It's hard to argue with his logic
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    • Thats what me and my girl just did lol :)
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    • I've found sex to be a lot like pooping. It feels good but it's natural and reminds you that we're all human and no one is perfect
      hubaskank 14 jul
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    • She looks like Dora
      todorki 14 jul
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    • Idk what I'd do if my parents caught me ball deeps
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    • Do it in the woods, or in a car, maybe on top of the house
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    • I always did it in a car
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    • Is it just me or does Nikolai Tesla look like James Franco a bit
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    • Just dont have sex
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    • How about you just cough up the cash for a room
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    • Or don't have premarital sex you degenerates
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    • I mean. Or you just go outside. Or be quiet as FUCK
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    • So an article source is trying to tell kids how to have sex and nobody sees a fucking problem with this
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    • Just do it with your parents
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    • Step 1: don’t have fucking ingrate parents. Step 2: also don’t be a slut
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    • Aight boys I'm tryna get laid on my 16th birthday but I have no sure plan on how to do it. My gf already agreed to it and everything and I'll make sure she consents in the moment as well. Any suggestions?
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    • What some people get to have sex
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    • Why does she look like Frisk from Undertale?
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    • See my parents were NEVER fucking away from the house long enough.
      datealive 12 jul
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    • Who TF draws all these wikihows
      overr156 12 jul
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    • Like a thot
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    • Or maybe don't have sex, degenerate
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    • 1. Get married you degenerate
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    • My parents had cameras on all entrances outside and inside and cameras in all rooms except bedrooms and bathroom shit was hard so I just quit giving a fuck and they realized they had to put up with it kinda
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    • that’s freddy mercury
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    • Sex in the shower is probably the way to go
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    • Except my mom hasn't left in weeks...
      Haylyn666 12 jul
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    • Bruh
      Rinzler9 12 jul
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    • 2. Don't tell them
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    • Me and my bf did it on the couch while his mom was in the armchair watching a movie
      Normaler 11 jul
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    • Underage sex? Cringe.....
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    • Just cover her mouth
      13faces 11 jul
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    • Or do it in the car
      beebo1 11 jul
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    • Your first time can suck because you're sneaking and literally still a kid or it can be amazing and delightful
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    • Or invite your parents
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    • Eliminate the witnesses
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    • Fuck Thomas Edison he a bitch Nikola Tesla is a real G
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    • where to park a car and fuck
      Disagrees 11 jul
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    • Try moving out you fuckin free loaders
      epwna 11 jul
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    • Well... He's not wrong
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    • Lol I do it and then if my parents complain I tell em about how loud they are.
      InurfaceB 11 jul
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    • Spend everyday for the past 3 years playing jazz music whenever you’re playing video games. Then play it when you have your girlfriend/boyfriend over. Talk about Moanin am i right? God, I’m so lonely.
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    • Yes, people really are that dumb
      Dizco2 11 jul
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    • Lock your door
      ASCE 11 jul
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    • you guys are having sex?
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    • That's why I'm always getting cought
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    • Fuck one of your parents. Then the other one wont find out
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