ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
Getting my nephew drunk
I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
ArrantInsanity ArrantInsanity
26 dec 2020
Getting my nephew drunk I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face
KWISPY
Bionemesis Bionemesis
23 oct 2020
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face KWISPY
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT
OR A CAT SEAN?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT OR A CAT SEAN?
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
18 nov 2020
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
FIRST DAY AT WORK
giguzgoxh
15 mar
FIRST DAY AT WORK
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message?
What's up with that seriously?
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
5 feb
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message? What's up with that seriously?
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...
Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
Total $98.49
Brother
nick_11B nick_11B
2 jun
Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 Total $98.49 Brother
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
ac
Math Test
36 candy pars. He eats 29.
he have now?
1.Bob has 36 ca
What does
le
mEnTaLlYFuCkEd mEnTaLlYFuCkEd
25 sep 2020
ac Math Test 36 candy pars. He eats 29. he have now? 1.Bob has 36 ca What does le
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me...
Him:
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me... Him: