How think I look like eating a watermelon
Reality
happy_sneakyrico26 happy_sneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
How think I look like eating a watermelon Reality
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S
THIRD DOG.
Scarletbee Scarletbee
25 may
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S THIRD DOG.
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
camille
@cam42069
Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 sep 2020
camille @cam42069 Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
My brain: stop this project and start a new project
Me: Why?
My brain:
I said new projec'
Va. 4
neglectedrHumor97 neglectedrHumor97
29 dec 2020
My brain: stop this project and start a new project Me: Why? My brain: I said new projec' Va. 4
NEW YORK POST
Cops bust thief who stole
42,000 pounds of pistachios
Scarletbee Scarletbee
22 jun
NEW YORK POST Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
captainhowdy556 captainhowdy556
24 sep 2020
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all
mortheta Follow
terukis
Follow
maybe now they'll refolllow
Follow
YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow
DOG?
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all mortheta Follow terukis Follow maybe now they'll refolllow Follow YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow DOG?
When your kids school calls and suggests special ed but you have been doing their homework for them
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
21 nov 2020
When your kids school calls and suggests special ed but you have been doing their homework for them
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
ThePrincess ThePrincess
22 mar
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
al =
crustytoenailmplol crustytoenailmplol
22 sep 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol al =