• How the media depicts the
Apollo 11 mission:
"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN-
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR MANKIND."
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11
mission:
Collins: I'd like to ent
[Bruce McCandless, i
Collins: He's
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Aldrin: I'm sti
Collins: He's on
his-he's on
his 19th bowl.
the oatmeal eating contest next time
ission Control]: Is he p at
that?
are up
here
all just
finished a meal not
long ago, too,
didn't you?
Does that, that
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    • You left out the best quote from the entire mission. While discussing what Neil would say when he stepped on the moon buzz said that if Neil had any balls he would say "oh god . . . What is that thing" and immediately cut out his mic after screaming
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    • They were stuck in the ship for like 16 days. Bound to have some funny conversations
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    • Houston we have a problem, Aldrin ate all our food and we’re only half way through the mission.
      nazpoato 15 jul
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    • Just dudes bein dudes
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    • May I present a fantastic joke from one of the most amazing sci-fi novels ever: The Martian
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    • Yeah no shit they said a lot of dumb stuff if your in space for a couple of days and got nothing to do what else are you supposed to do
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    • they put more than 19 bowls of oatmeal on the shuttle for a ~9 day trip bc they knew hed eat that much. they really do think of everything
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    • Sorry, mccandless? Ain't that the guy who died in the wilderness?
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    • WAIT A DANG SECOND is ALDERAAN from star wars named after buzz ALDRIN?!?!
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    • Buzz Aldrin is still around, and punched a heckler in the face a few years ago. On camera. No fucks given.
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    • Either Buzz or Neil stopped on the stairs of the lander to piss because they didn't want that to be the first thing done on the moon
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    • PorkSword 15 jul
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    • Dudes were on cruise control to the moon after training for over a fucking decade for a week long journey. Looks like they found ways to pass the time in between their genius.
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    • Just guys being dudes
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    • One small cup for two girls.
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    • How about this quote: “That’s one small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.” Because that’s what he actually said and it makes way more fucking sense
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    • He actually said "that's one small step for a man" his mic just didn't really pick it up
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    • oatmeal is pretty good ngl, especially if you stick some bananas in that son of a bitch
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    • we went to the moon to heck around away from g*rls
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    • Bruce mcandless, father of Christopher mcandless which got sick of the normal world and wanted to find adventure and ended up poisoning himself and starving in the Alaskan wilderness, but only after traveling the entire US on foot as a vagabond
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    • I wanna be in space with my homies too
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    • BUZZ ALDRIN PISSED ON THE MOON! :O 😎👍 (Source: Wikipedia) "BUZZ ALDRIN reentered Eagle first, but, before ascending the ladder, he was the first human to urinate on the Moon."
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    • I forever lost respect for some of them when they down Elon. Not because I like Elon, but because they turned against everything they stood for: the progression of the human species as a space fairing race.
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    • For “A” man. He said for A man.
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    • A man one small step for A man, without the a (which he did say) its just the same statement twice.
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    • Buzz ate 19 bowls of oatmeal 😂
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    • What lads
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    • Anyone watch any good animes i am going through them fast cause i have no life and i just finished seven deadly sins im looking for good animes so bring them on
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    • Buzz Aldrin you fat fuck lmao
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    • “That’s one small step for a man.”
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    • Potatoes 15 jul
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    • Looks like Collins is a little bit of a jokester
      Noah4675 15 jul
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    • They had to entertain themselves somehow
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    • Gonna be a lot of shit floating around soon after that much fiber
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    • A mans gottta eat
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    • Good luck, Mr. Gorsky
      myxlplyx 15 jul
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    • The quote is "That's one small step for a* man; one giant leap for mankind."
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    • I mean it’s a quote they can’t depict the whole thing in a quote that’s supposed to be historical.
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    • Could you imagine how amped up they were?
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    • That's not even the quote
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    • If those BLM fucks even go anywhere NEAR those old rockets and planes at the Smithsonian and everywhere else, I’m committing genocide on them
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    • ONE SMALL STEP FOR “A” MAN. Fuck its not that hard
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    • I have a video on my Instagram of him saying WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON. Literally his words
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    • Who would in a fight: Alien X (Ben 10) or Goku?
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    • how did they shit
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    • OM NOM NOM SPACE OATMEAL
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    • The fuck else you gonna do in space
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    • MaxMillion34 I’m unbanned if you wanna chat again
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    • Houston, Aldrin clogged the space toilet. We are scrapping the mission.
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    • Buzz actually quoted “Its one small step for A man, and a giant leap for mankind.” Before stepping down onto the cold lunar surface
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    • Am I the only one who thought food was strictly counted and rationed in space? You would think they would try to keep the stock as full as possible in case of complications... instead of eating 20 bowls of oatmeal a day 😂
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    • First trip to the moon in largely untested stuff that works in theory...I bet jokes helped ease the tension.
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    • Okay but do we really need to know this, seems really trivial
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    • Its like when they mic up football players
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    • While apollo 11 was profound and inspiring, it was still ostensibly three bros on two week “road” trip
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    • my boy gotta eat
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    • Who put the camera on the surface of the moon when Neil was coming down the steps? The lunar lander didn't have any cameras attached to the legs or fitted for them.
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    • There's more
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    • What about when they said they were being followed by a sentient, glowing, white orb?
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    • Weres that video were he falls and goes dangit
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    • Somewhere in space is a giant oatmeal Aldrin turd
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    • It’s actually pretty annoying that y’all got to the moon before we could finish the map. We had to whip out some generic dessert landscapes. It was supposed to be a jungle but now we gotta leave it as is.
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    • "He's on his 19th bowl"
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    • One small step for a man*
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    • Poot
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    • Buzz was suppose to be the first one on the moon but due to the positioning of the people Neil was the first on the moon (I think I learned this in 4th grade so I don’t know )
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    • That’s why Armstrong walked on the moon first, to escape them Buzz oatmeal farts.
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    • AMERICA
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    • America
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    • Classic
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    • Hes on his 19th bowl is such a poweful sentence
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    • I would stress eat in space.
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    • 19 bowls... that’s so many
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    • Men that get shit done, do a lot of shit.
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    • “That’s one small step for A MAN, one giant leap for mankind.” Its not “one small step for mankind, one giant leap for mankind”
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    • Ducking madman
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    • Jesus Aldrin, relax mate
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    • So how do you use the restroom in zero gravity. I feel like it would be hard for you body to just push things out without gravity in the first place. You would be launching fecal projectiles and
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    • *One small step for a man
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    • How does one poop or pee in space? Don’t you need gravity to do that?
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    • they're soldiers, first and foremost. And they sure knew how to act like it.
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    • He's gonna hold the record for biggest shit taken on the moon even after we get back up there
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    • relatable
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    • You mean when they faked the moon landing
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    • that's a fucking alpha male move
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    • 19TH BOWL!?
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    • It shouldn’t say actual quotes it should say other quotes
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    • I think on Apollo 10 there’s a transcript of them discussing who’s turd is floating around
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    • Ok
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    • A true American hero
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    • That'll happen when a packet of oatmeal has like four spoonfuls in it
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    • They take the gems, not the polish shit.
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