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    • My first character was a schizophrenic fish who was obsessed with death and ended up imagining the entire campaign
      MDAWG00 4 aug
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    • I don’t really have enough dnd experience to even play like that because I’ve never played with a squad that doesn’t quit after the first time
      Capeman 4 aug
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    • Sword in the stone feature? Yes please.
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    • I've never played a full dnd game and I've always wanted to, and this is exactly how I'd play
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    • Unpopular opinion: as a DM its more important that our players are having fun than the lore dump you made for the lineage of the king of the next made up country over
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    • My first character was a halfling cleric whose divine patron was the God of alcohol and merrymaking, and was trying to gain followers to make a church for worship. Turns out there was no god of alcohol, but the real gods were so impressed they made him the god of alcohol
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    • As a DM you should let them play however they want. I go into the game expecting they are going to do the opposite of the way all of my hints point
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    • BLOW ME TO BERMUDA!!!
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    • One time I was playing DND as my paladin character and the party fucking started an avalanche and I rolled a bat 20 dexterity saving throw and the DM let me ride my fucking shield down the mountain like a snowboard
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    • Old Man Henderson lookin’ ass
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    • The only thing I ask as a DM is to not ruin the experience for everyone else.
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    • How you play your character isn't up to the DM and you can't change my mind
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    • I want to play dnd so badly, but id feel like a weirdo of I asked my friends of they wanted to play, even tho I know they're nerds too
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    • It’s more fun that way
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    • "I want to poke the mayor in eye with my sword. " Okay... 3... You do so and he calls his guards on you. " But it's an ETHERIAL holy sword. " okay... nothing happened but you giggled like a girl. " Didn't hurt to check."
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    • My character in the campaign I'm in now is a toad bard carrying itself with mage hand
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    • STONE IN THE SWORD FEATURE FUCK YEAH
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    • It's perfectly fine and even beneficial for a character to have a wacky quirk or running gag. However if the DM at the start of the campaign says that they want a serious game, then goofing off for silliness sake is disrespectful to the efforts and story the DM has made.
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    • Better to keep the rp fresh and different rather then stale and predictable.
      Phanos 4 aug
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    • Starting my first ever dnd campaign tomorrow!!! I’m a bard with 26 fucking charisma... wish me luck!
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    • That movie was so good
      Mohack11 4 aug
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    • Is that a Sword In The Stone meme!
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    • No DM wants the game to be fully serious.
      Acog 4 aug
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    • Fucking Bra'ad
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    • DND is so much fun
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    • That is a fantastic movie
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    • I'm a DM for my local friends and I don't care if someone play characters like this as long as they role play properly.
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    • I love all the RPGs memes
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    • I wonder if the character for Aladdin’s genie was inspired by Merlin here
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    • That's just Taako from TAZ
      ingo77 5 aug
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    • Makes me think of Pewds
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    • A player should have freedom but there’s a point where you go from “playing my character” to “bad player”
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    • Tfw no dnd friends because no friends
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    • A good dm will go with the flow, but also remember to be respectful to the dm because they’re putting tons of time and work into making a good experience for everyone and one shithead player can ruin it for everyone
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    • Merlin in Sword in the Stone is amazingly great
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    • Nerds.
      Coldpaw 5 aug
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    • What movie or show is that.
      moommoov 5 aug
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    • I don't really like it when that one player memes way too hard and ruins the immersion for everybody else, we started a d&d game and this one kid just left that made a goose character and now everything goes so much more smoothly.
      cyntax 5 aug
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    • Me: hey guys I hope you’re down for a serious campaign. Players: of course! Also my players: hurr durr I’m gonna name the rabbit I found big peener and I’m gone teach him to crawl down the shirts of my enemies and bite their balls
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    • I play dnd annoyingly. Ill be a super altruistic lawful good paladin that will fight the party if he sees them doing evil (or what he considers evil) ive also made a pickpocket rougue with all points dumped into slight of hand so I could steal my partys items without them knowing
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    • I love this movie so much
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    • why are there so many dnd memes on ifunny
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    • Does anyone have experience/tips playing a sorcerer/warlock? I know you can essentially get unlimited spell slots, but any more suggestions?
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    • If your DM is telling you how to play your own character he's a shit DM
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    • Direct Messager?
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    • Now I understand the love for the game, I just fucking hate turn based games. If I wanted to do shit like that I’d play monopoly
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    • Sword in the Stone? Nice
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    • DM??
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    • In never played dnd, I’ve alway wanted too, is there any way a I could play online or something?
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    • Love this fuvkin movie
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    • My first dnd character was a goliath barbarian who sole purpose was breaking peoples arm. First roll i ever did was a nat 20 in arm wrestling. Mf arm snapped
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    • All D&D memes are a bunch of assholes bragging about how quirky their characters are. Change my mind.
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    • My friend who likes to be a dm always gets mad at me when I make dragon slayers for his campaign he told that he is banning them from his campaigns
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    • name of this cartoon ?
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    • Time to make a dnd character even tho i dont play dnd. 10ft tall half man half giant can become invisible due to a curse by a witch is a paladin.
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    • Let me ask you this would it be possible to hire a band of mercenaries or build an army and take shit over in DD. Just like a player that decides to play a king or something.
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    • This movie was awesome man
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    • Oh my god it's so fucking true
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    • Its all fun and games untille you use catapult spell and be known threw out the land as the goblin dick flinger
      3irdman 7 aug
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    • Everyone interested in looking for a DnD game online search "Demiplane"
      Jibbletz 7 aug
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    • My dm not expecting me to roll up to my first session every with a chaotic good necromancer and to actually play to the alignment fairly well
      Destoter 7 aug
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    • How the fuck they have a globe if that's set in 1492..... didn't they still believe the earth was flat
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    • my first character was a barbarian locathan nuff said
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    • Love Sword in the Stone.
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    • I made a character for my kid who was a halfling bard named DJ DickDown
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    • I full on already made that character
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    • The DM should never dictate over how you play your character
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    • My favourite Disney movie. That movie reminds me of my childhood. Hockety, pockety, whockety, whack! Abra, dabra, dabra, dack!
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    • Dungeon masters not direct message you thirsty fucks
      Wiglaf 6 aug
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    • Is that a Mother Fucking Disney's Sword and the Stone Reference!?! Hell yeah.
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    • FUUUUUUCK that's an old movie
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    • Shit just reminds me of "Wizards" that shit was trippy as fuck
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    • Ive just recently started playing my first campaign with some friends and pretty much the whole party has absurd characters. It got out of control enough that the dm decided to actually erase some of our progress to restart
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    • Its kinda the opposite for me. I really love lore building and description in everythung and my entire group is just kinda like "eh, I roll to attack" and it makes me so sad when I try to do some cool shit and everyone's like "ooohhhh ok Mr. Edgy"
      King_Fry 6 aug
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    • The thing is, in the 70s when D&D first came out, Gary Gygax effectively put rules in the game that allow you to play as whatever you want. He encourages DMs to say "You want to be a Dragon? Alright. As long as you're willing to play a Level 1 Dragon that can't fly/breathe anything higher than 2d6
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    • I want my character to be a tiefling
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    • Robot krabs that blew up people
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    • Over powered half blood barbarian. But they dumb as shit...maybe even rocks...probably dumber. Only know hit, fire, and monch
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    • Space magic jones
      Nekoluga 6 aug
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    • Wdym “how the direct message wants me to play my character” is this a inside joke I missed or something?
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    • A fucking sword in the stone meme?
      Owl_R6YT 6 aug
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    • One of my characters is a warforged bard that just blasts it on the drums the whole fuckin time
      MadBen 5 aug
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    • BLAST ME TO BERMUDA
      swatx 5 aug
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    • Cthulhu DMs hate me.
      MlemFox 5 aug
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    • does anyone have any ideas for a support character ?
      smallsss 5 aug
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    • wait do people actually play dnd
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    • Aarocockra Monk fratboy with a thick Engrish accent named Bruce Chan
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    • Bro im playing dnd right now thats crazy
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    • What movie?
      alexmig 5 aug
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    • I made a halfling rogue that could only stab enemies in the taint to avenge his brother who died of the same fate
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    • Isnt this literally from that Dnd cartoon?
      Tosie 5 aug
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    • I see no problem here
      FredMan 5 aug
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    • I pretty much forced my DM to change every encounter because of my character, his favorite spell to use is fireball, im a tiefling, no enemy could ever get near me because I'm a warlock that almost always gets good rolls on eldritch blast, theres always a mage or archer in encounters now
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    • New World to be Discovered in 1492. How did I miss that the 1 time I watched this as a kid?
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    • Most of my campaign was us just using viscious mockery to roast the enemys to death. Like a low roll fireball only scorched a guys eyebrows off but we said his eyebrow game was not on fleek with a nat 20 so he crumpled to the ground dead 1/2
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    • Holy shit I forgot about this movie!
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    • I played my first game of DnD last night and the first thing we did was bully an orc prisoner and then did party tricks for food. Later that night we kiIIed half the prison as we escaped
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