• How Tall Was
Jesus?
Though the Bible doesn't mention
his height, scholars and scientists
estimate that Jesus' height was
about 51" to 5'5." This estimate is
based on average heights for men
during the 1st Century. However,
these estimates will never be proven
because though Jesus died on the
cross, he is alive and has ascended
into heaven where he sits at the
right hand of God.
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    • You corny ass tall niggas tryna flex on the King of Kings are going straight to hell onGOD
      _Keizer 24 apr
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    • Jesus was a 6 foot 6, blonde haired, blue eyed, Aryan Chad who could bench 400+ lbs easy and if you say otherwise you are going to hell
      Dr_No 25 apr
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    • Jesus was 6’5 and white and you can’t convince me otherwise
      Capitan 24 apr
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    • He was probably 5’8 I’m sure being gods child gives you a genetic boost in height.
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    • He was probably around 5’8-6ft
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    • I'd dunk on Jesus, he can forgive me after
      GondoIa 24 apr
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    • Gotta adjust for inflation
      Wampsterr 25 apr
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    • Serious question: Hypothetically, IF Jesus was black, would it prevent any of you from being a follower of him?
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    • Wasn’t he like exactly PRECISELY 6 foot?
      Croatball 24 apr
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    • At this rate people in the year 4,000 BC were 3’8”
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    • Wonder if his new body after the crucifixion was taller or shorter than his original?
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    • Virty 24 apr
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    • I'm taller than Jesus...ha
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    • Mfw taller than Jesus
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    • Massive cope, still kek tho.
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    • I’m the same height as Jesus 5’5 gang!
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    • Isnt the imprint from the shroud of Turin 5'10?
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    • Probably because you can’t see over the gates
      Powerline 25 apr
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    • Is this like the gru ones where they find out how tall characters really are
      __Lex_ 25 apr
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    • Nah they’re up there chief you just need to look up you cockroach motherfucker
      Biron 25 apr
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    • Jesus was 10 feet tall
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    • Don't call the Savior a manlet Don't call the Savior a manlet Don't call the Savior a manlet Don't call the Savior a manlet hrrnnnggg
      zlayer 25 apr
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    • I'd say he was probably average height
      Officer_K 25 apr
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    • Jesus wasn’t real
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    • Bruh
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    • The science man making a whole 180 and bring religious threw me for a loop
      zinkk 25 apr
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    • Aren't archangels unfathomably tall? Like I mean 52 miles tall kind of shit
      Duffster 25 apr
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    • That was the height of most people back then
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    • Yeah get on God’s level you bunch of unholy nephilim
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    • Pretty sure Jesus was 7'2 and an ethnic Magyar Hungarian who was born in Bethlehem 🐸☕
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