How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
green_hair green_hair
5 mar
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
28 jun
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
hen she's your girl VS when y'all
break up
SS
lightnt14 lightnt14
11 feb
hen she's your girl VS when y'all break up SS
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in
theaters.
Turd
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Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
19 mar
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters. Turd Share
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
LexisLucci LexisLucci
30 dec 2020
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Was that gal flirting with
me?
of
She was trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
cute_verysaucymemes cute_verysaucymemes
12 jan 2021
Was that gal flirting with me? of She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
YourLocalLampShade YourLocalLampShade
28 jan 2021
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
mills2 mills2
22 sep 2020
He had to contain his laugh so it wouldn't fall
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video
mematic & Tenor
Meth Meth
5 feb
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video mematic & Tenor
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
(EARTH: 1984)
Sunny!
Look what I found!
Earth has cats too!
KingOfTheCrabs KingOfTheCrabs
29 sep 2020
(EARTH: 1984) Sunny! Look what I found! Earth has cats too!
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door