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    • Fuck navy dental. I would let my teeth rot and get them fixed once I’m out of the marines. Better than permanent damage they will do. Basically highschoolers fixing teeth. I go in for cleanings and check ups but if they tell me I need to make further appointments I just don’t.
      Sytolo 17 sep
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    • Fuck. That’s basically true
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    • blue_too 17 sep
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    • is this real?
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    • I’m gonna give you some Motrin, hydrate and change your socks
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    • So what typically happens is there's a roster that shows all No Show appts if your name is on it and you do not have a 100% legitimate reason for missing your appt, expect to be counseled via DA 4856. You are required to give 24hrs notice when canceling an appt unless life happens.
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    • Colombian military uniforms are semxy
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    • “Scarlet Johansson leaked full video” on ph
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    • If any of you have any doubts, I went to navy medical (I’m Marines) for all 4 wisdom teeth removal. Instead of anasthesia, they gave me 12 shots of Novocain and started yanking because “they didn’t wanna drag all that equipment out”.
      TheDriv3r 17 sep
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    • One of my guys working on putting a heater in a Bradley somehow managers to set off a halon bottle and it’s fucked yo his leg through his coveralls. When he went to get it checked out they gave him 800mg ibuprofen. And didn’t even give him a profile. They just said no pants. Then came to work in PTs
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    • This is from the show Parks and Rec. it’s not real it’s from a tv show
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    • Can someone who's in the military explain this one to me. Do you really go to jail if you don't go to medical appointments??
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    • Finna enlist in the air force and try for airplane mechanic, any tips?
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    • IAmPride 17 sep
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    • In usmc, hated OIC was putting on boot and got stung by scary bug. He yelled like bitch. Sent me to medical with the bug, to find out wtf. I went to McDs and tossed the bug. In front of platoon, i told him Med said he be ok if hes tough and didnt raise pulse by panicking. He went to ER
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    • PorkSword 17 sep
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    • Basically. Or if you're hurt or sick and go to medical they'll just give you motrin and tell you to fuck off.
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    • But what if you die before the appointment?
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    • You post a low quality version of the image?
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    • Going to enlist for a navy welder hope to learn underwater welding and i looking at a good career choice?
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    • 9/10 dentist approve of this message
      ThemNips 17 sep
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    • Parks and rec was the best show
      cowpig25 17 sep
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    • It still brings me joy that in usmc bootcamp, the dental unit sent a message that they needed me to report for a follow-up. DI sent me alone. Waiting room at dentist played Sands of Iwo Jima on a loop. Watched it 2xs before checking in. They just wanted a better xray. Got back to platoon ...
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    • If you show up the dentist kills you himself
      CumCartel 17 sep
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    • I want an older girl who will treat me like this and put me in "jail" if I don't show up on time
      VegasE3 17 sep
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    • Lol sorry we can't fix your civilian glass cas we didn't issue them. Me I never asked you to I want new ones, but I want you to use the prescription from the civilian ones. We could easily just scan them with the device behind you but instead we are going to order the wrong prescription then make
      eatmybumm 17 sep
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    • You do show up (for your pre-scheduled appointment), and after sitting there for 10 hours they tell you they don’t have time to see you today (repeat 3-5 times before getting in)
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    • BTW that is 100% true in the Navy.
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    • MRelate 17 sep
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    • Marine corps be like
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    • also they try to extract your teeth for no reason
      Melzoedy 17 sep
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    • And people wonder why veterans don’t want the government to run our healthcare
      carioca91 19 sep
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    • Yeah actually.
      OldSonGun 19 sep
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    • Lol so true
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    • You overcook fish? Jail. You undercook fish? Jail.
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    • I knew this one guy at basic, he was recycled like a good 4 times because he was always complaining about his ankle. They always turned him down and they always checked and never found anything the DS thought he was bullshitting. Later on it was so bad that they had to amputate below his knee.
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    • Accurate
      Sethipoo 18 sep
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    • I dated a marine and he said after he got his wisdom teeth out he had to ride his bike home
      sammyboyy 18 sep
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    • Lol is this from portlandia?
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    • Not too overly exaggerated either lmao. Don’t show up to that dental appointment see if they don’t 4856 that ass lmao.
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      pengawin 17 sep
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    • Lmao
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    • Yeah it's basically that bad because they make arrangements for the appointments sometimes with external practices or themselves & missing the appointment makes a slot unavailable for someone else because its too late to contact anyone else who may have needed it.
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    • Idk what top comment is on about, ive only ever had good experiences with navy dental (and navy medicine in general)
      Proc 17 sep
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    • Fucking naval lost my dental records when I was trying to do my final check out. And they wouldn't stamp my shit until they did a cleaning but they wanted to build my folder all over again and do xrays and shit. Took me 3 hours to do something that should have been 10 minutes.
      Munbeem 17 sep
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    • Had my wisdom teeth taken out while I was in the military. Ended up with dry socket in 3 out of 4, and they just gave me morphine and oxy. Military medical is basically a med student with nothing to lose.
      Pyroxx 17 sep
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    • This is from Parks and Recreation, a fictional tv show on Netflix. It's obviously not real if consider the fact that people don't go to jail for misisng a dentist appointment.
      lp15csine 17 sep
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    • "The military is fucked up, I hate it" wow, sounds like the military sucks. Maybe the service isnt for me cause it sounds pretty bad. "What do you know about the military? You fucking civvy! You're just too pussy to join!" Nah I just dont want to suffer or serve with assholes like you
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    • I wish this true for everyone 😒 I set appointments for customers to come to my business, confirm the same day they are coming and 80% cancel last minute or just don't show.
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    • Isn't this obamacare?
      Jackcards 17 sep
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    • If you get your wisdom teeth pulled in the army they punch you in the face and knock you out and you wake up with your wisdom teeth out and a swollen cheek.
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    • I officially enlisted in the navy today and I’m really excited :) I got an amazing job
      _Daniiel 17 sep
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    • Too early straight to jail. Too late straight to jail.
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    • Anyone got the full video?
      chuu18 17 sep
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    • Not cool
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      Chirin 17 sep
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    • This video was fucking hilarious
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    • I mean shit, it’s not that hard to call them to reschedule
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    • Can confirm
      TexasQrow 17 sep
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    • Dont listen to this random goober in the top comment section saying they gave him 12 shots of novacain, dude is lying out of his ass lmfao, military doctors are still held under the same licensing and credentialing civilian docs are, and that includes the legality of it all
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    • Wait you don’t pay for medical treatment while in service, like universal healthcare. COMMIES TOOK OVER THE MILITARY
      theArnild 17 sep
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    • Not that serious but you do get a counseling
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    • What video is this from?
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    • God forbid you skipped or missed a dental appointment. That’s first born right away.
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    • America
      Big_nibbA 20 sep
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    • Oooo id be in jail a lot. My dentists hate me for this lol
      Audifaux 19 sep
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    • I want to make memes but idk what to use. Any help?
      Obedd 19 sep
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    • The army is outsourcing dental because of covid. So i got my work done like 2 weeks ago by civis 😏
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    • It’s from parks and recreation. Very funny
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    • And then... they give you HIV.
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    • You vote for the child molester Biden straight to jail.
      GravKing 19 sep
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    • Military medical is free for a reason. Shit ass pay so shit ass work.
      Poland 19 sep
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    • This is a joke, but it's basically true you will get into a lot of trouble for missing an appointment
      Kanos 18 sep
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    • You undercook chicken, straight to jail. You overcook fish, straight to jail.
      dicnean 18 sep
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    • Bruh that's Fred Armison
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    • Anybody have the video of this?
      DailyCrab 18 sep
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    • Literally
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    • I was thinking about enlisting in the military but idk should I?
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    • Where is this clip from again
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    • This was a funny ass episode
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    • “You die? Jail.”
      Skelegun 18 sep
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    • I swear to god they gave me baby aspirin when they put in a chest tube for a collapsed lung.
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    • I know a guy that did this, they just made him sprint everywhere for a couple days.
      Zenith12 18 sep
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    • Yes we out here violating and getting NJP'd and busted down for not getting our teeth checked.
      iSneux 18 sep
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    • Parks and Rec is amazing. This is one of my favorite scenes too. I'm not a Portlandia fan but this guy made me laugh like an idiot in this episode (don't remember his name, sorry)
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    • I love tricare but fuck their dental program the higher rank you are the less coverage you get
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    • Parks and rec lol
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    • Going to Army bootcamp in a bit, still have wisdom teeth, do they take those out or?
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    • Undercook chicken, jail. OVER COOK chicken believe it or not jail. Undercook, overcook
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    • I never show up for my dentist appointments
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    • Legit for those that do not know,if you miss an appointment with a doctor in the military you can get into significant trouble
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    • Yeah
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    • No this is true even with America military
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    • Parks and Rec. I cant watch it anymore. She broke my fucking heart and my life.
      Ru5ty 18 sep
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    • kade1092 18 sep
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    • So when I post this no feature
      kade1092 18 sep
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