• How old were you when you realized
recess in elementary school was for
the teachers mandatory breaks, not
for the students?
Today years old
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    • I’m a simple man, I see “today years old,” I dislike.
      RielSpicy 27 jun
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    • People who say “today years old”
      Acidic 28 jun
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    • It’s not tho, tf?
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    • Because high/middle school teachers don't need breaks?
      Fat_Rack 27 jun
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    • Why do people have the compulsive need to make up random ass fake facts and post them on Twitter lol
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    • That’s just incorrect
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    • As a music teacher, I can say this is incorrect. Music PE art and technology are the teacher’s mandatory break times.
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    • Teachers watch the kids retard
      LowkyWeeb 28 jun
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    • Today years old? That's gonna be a triple tap from me.
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    • Today years old = automatic dislike
      semeMdaeD 28 jun
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    • Its so kids would go out and burn out their energy so they won't be hyper assholes
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    • And a break for the kids... You can have two reasons...
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    • Bruh even the username is "today years old"
      Jheok 28 jun
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    • Actually that’s false. Both my parents used to teach elementary and the teacher breaks are completed with wheel classes, where the kids go to another teacher such as computer lab or PE for an hour. Recess is primarily for the kids and the teachers still have to be on watch during recess and it’s alm
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    • “tOdAy YeArS oLD”
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    • This is a while fucking account that just says "today years old". Making your parents real fucking proud bud
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    • DuncanTDI 28 jun
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    • You retard did your teacher not come out to supervise you?
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    • What about, and hear me out here, lunch?
      Argy_ 28 jun
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    • Child care is one of the few jobs in the United States were breaks are not required by law
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    • It's both. It's for the kids to get their energy out and socialize in a little less structured environment, and for the teachers to prepare for the next lesson.
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    • It’s not... that fact is wrong on so many levels
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    • I would assume thats what the 10 minutes between classes are
      Oniibaru 29 jun
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    • Nothing personal, but I dislike everything that says, "today years old."
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    • oh my god stop saying that please
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    • Teachers never got breaks during recess, they had to supervise our dumbasses
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    • werthz 28 jun
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    • This post was straight up designed to enrage iFunny users
      _Yen 1 jul
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    • No you idiot. Recess is mandatory physical exercise
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    • My mom is a teacher and complains all the time when there is rain. The students can’t go outside and use up some energy. They are loud and restless and behave badly when there isn’t recess.
      jblillo 30 jun
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    • In middle school we had recess but it was in a parking lot. Basically you stood around for half an hour and that was it.
      ItsTheOne 28 jun
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    • I thought their mandatory breaks were called lunch? 🤔
      eda83 1 jul
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    • Just to let you know. Most states don’t have a mandatory break for an 8 hr day. Unless you are under 18. The breaks you get are decided by your employer. They don’t have to give you breaks at all. They just do so you don’t stab them in rage.
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    • Teachers done get breaks, they're on salary
      Waylandqb 29 jun
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    • Well the fuckers don't act like it keeping us in and shit
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    • Skrunky 29 jun
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    • Yah that’s wrong 😂. It’s called lunch shithead
      casey215 28 jun
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    • Please stop saying today years old. Please stop. It’s not funny, and half the time it’s wrong information.
      VSaws 28 jun
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    • My farts smell like pistachios... sorry.
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    • What’s the joke
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    • For us, our lunch time was their break since they would have like one teacher watching the entire lunch room to make sure nothing happens. But at recess, all the teachers had to wait outside with us and watch us to supervise. So not really a break.
      MagikBee 28 jun
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    • In 3rd grade our teacher only gave of recess 3 times
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    • “Today years old” fucking die
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    • Then what about lunch time?
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    • They still stand outside with all the kids, they’re breaks are when everyone else goes to lunch and they stay in the classroom with their own food
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    • So iFunny is probably the wrong place to find the answer to this, but my understanding is that salaried employee are not required by federal (maybe state though?) law to be given breaks. I thought they were but recently was informed otherwise by a salaried employee. Anyone know if this is true?
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    • When I was in elementary school I found out
      i8b4 29 jun
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    • Same
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    • Oh shit
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    • nigga.
      CoId 30 jun
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    • i wAs ToDaY YEaRs oLd when I realized that trying to suck yourself gives you terrible back pain
      ItchyDong 28 jun
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    • I swear this app gets triggered by stupid shit like the comment in the post
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    • TIL
      zerosober 28 jun
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    • It’s a break for everyone. Like lunch and break
      Klutzy 29 jun
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    • SHUT THE FUCK UP
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    • The age of only this day.
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    • Me when I see today years old
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    • I think otherwise
      Gryonutz 28 jun
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    • Jo Jorgensen for president!
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    • Imaging making an account named “today years old.” You cannot be much more annoying, holy shit.
      Scaeo 28 jun
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    • “ToDaY YeArS oLd GuYS, iT’s fUnnY! ToDaY YeArS oLD!”
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    • Haha I follow him on instagram
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    • toDaY yeARs OLd
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    • Why the fuck teachers get breaks but students are supposed to work non stop 24/7?
      sydBete 28 jun
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    • So that's why I was always outside
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    • Did y’all forget y’all had lunch or some shit? Fucking retard
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    • Etherax 1 jul
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    • The union should have been fighting to make it longer then
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    • This isnt even true though
      pantsuit 1 jul
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    • Tumblr has a very limited vocabulary. Today, years, and old take up 80% of it
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    • But yet some bitches be like the bell doesnt dismiss you
      Century 1 jul
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    • But didn’t the teachers have to watch the kids in the playground, so technically they were still working
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    • It’s not at least at my schools
      R_A_M 1 jul
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    • My teacher played kickball or watched us race
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    • They get breaks during lunch recess and the other classes like gym. Must be nice
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    • You're joking right? You think these little monsters can sit still and focus for 10 hours a day no breaks? Fuck no they cant, thats why you let them wear themselves out
      dexter08 1 jul
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    • except teachers have to monitor recess?
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    • So fuck Highschool...
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    • I had 5 minute timeouts, or had to do laps a few times, when we went to recess
      S4ME 1 jul
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    • ToDaY yEaRs oLd
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    • That doesnt count as a break since they are still fully responsible for their safety during recess
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    • Haha in waz today years old haha
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    • Its fucking stupid how this app starts a meme and then trashes it later when the majority of it users (or its more popular users) decide it's not funny than you all trash it like you didn't try to use it as well to get the attention you all so obviously desperately crave
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    • yeah because the teachers don’t have to watch the kids at recess right? and take alll the injured little shits to the nurse?
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    • Damn then why do school playgrounds exist?
      panch774 1 jul
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    • So they only get breaks in elementary then because I never saw outside the school in high school unless I was coming in, leaving, or there was a drill
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    • Not true considering recess for me was by grade level and every single teacher of each grade was out there
      Ellis318 1 jul
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    • Shutup
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    • Lol funny that my teacher never had a recess because the kids were so bad
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    • I want to violently murder everyone who says “today years old” and throw their body in a wood chipper then I would feed the remains to pigs
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    • Fuck it's not one, not two, but THREE "Today Years Old"'s on the fucking screen
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    • JD4wg365 1 jul
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    • Today years old = automatic like
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    • I’ve taught in several different elementary schools and about 90% of the time the teachers are the ones that have to bring the kids out for recess, there aren’t any recess monitors! Depends on the school though :)
      sadbitxh 1 jul
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