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    • the difference is the presence of HR
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    • As a welder, my morning routine is being greeted by a chorus of "morning cunt" and dudes yelling fuck as they get sparks under their PPE
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    • How programmers talk to each other: "GARY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKED WITH MY- oh wait nevermind I wrote that"
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    • As a trades worker I can attest to the accuracy of this statement
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    • My wife's in corporate and can't say jerk. I'm a welder/boilermaker and start off by saying ok fucktards what're stickin our dicks in today?
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    • I get to work and greet my boss with go fuck yourself and which he promptly responds with come suck my dick. Then tell my coworkers that they’re gay and that they need to stop asking to suck the customers nuts, they respond typically with use my ass hair as dental floss. Changes up a lot tho.
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    • Guys being dues
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    • I walk into my shop everyday and give out the normal greeting. "Fuck you" and a middle finger. Everyone understands gives a likewise greeting
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    • I'm an engineering student and can confirm that trades are a lot more fun to be around than the engineers
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    • Carpenter. Call my amigos dipshit putas all the time.
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    • Pipeliners wya?
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    • If you say that in an office you get fired for sexual harrassment
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    • Working in manufacturing I found that you never know what your coworkers will say, how you will be greeted and keeping on your toes will absolutely make your day when you have a great comeback.
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    • Yeah.. Ima have a hard time adjusting when I get out of the Army lol
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    • My boss told the new guy not to put his legs under cars when they're on the lift, because "I won't call 911 I'll just put you down myself like a racehorse"
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    • I'm a civil engineer and I spend as much time on site as my company allows. The accuracy of this is spot on.
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    • How healthcare workers interact with eachother: *embraces the other person and sobs* sh sh sh. I know, I know. Soon the pain will end.
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    • Blue collar=testosterone, white collar=estrogen
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    • What’s the best trade to be in? I’m thinking HVAC but idk
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    • Office workers dont deserve to say they had a hard day.
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    • Tradesman start their day by saying, time to suck today’s dick
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    • At work we dont say "good morning" we just say "I wanna go home" at 7am and I think that's beautiful.
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    • The job I had before the virus was the first time I loved my job. My boss and I worked together everyday and he was a wise cracker so we were always laughing and yet we got tons of work done. And I learned alot. Then he was laid off and I was told to do the job alone. And then they wanted me to 1/2
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    • Anyone notice that speck on the right and thought it was on your screen?
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    • Someone please help me, I'm going to college for engineering but idk if I'd like it. Idk if I'd like a trade either though.
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    • My boss is like 5'5 and sometimes one of us will call him a fuckin leprechaun and he'll laugh and call you a retard or something lol
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    • I’ve worked in both, and this is 100% accurate. FYI trade environments are way more fun
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    • My friend walks into school everyday and throws a plastic water bottle on the ground and gives a hey motherfuckers to everybody and then apologizes to everybody and throws the water bottle away 🤣🤣🤣
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    • I've been a white collar worker for 10 yrs with finance/law degrees, & project management certifications. I'm thinking about a career switch to try to be a construction superintendent or something like that. Have you seen people successfully switch?
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    • Aviation Maintenance gang wya
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    • "Sup chucklefucks!"
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    • I work in engineering in the office of a factory, this is completely true
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    • Or any fast food job ever 😂
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    • They also like to talk about fights they’ve been in or almost got in with other guys at the job site. “I told that muhf*cker to come over here and say it to my face! See what happens!”
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    • Hey that’s me!
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    • Just walking in the tool room and every10th word is fuck. (When machines crash it’s more like every other word)
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    • If you want the true real life version of "juts guys being dudes" go to literally any construction site ever
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    • Me @ my coworkers when a customer does something mad dumb
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    • "Hey man you know where the foreman left the master prints?" "Yeah bro you know where he put an? IN YOUR ASS!"
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    • And then there are the strange middle ground people called manufacturing engineers that have a desk but also work with the tradespeople and they are either hated by both or loved by both there is no in between.
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    • i work in fast food and my manager will just kinda flip us off at random times. other manager just says to shut the fuck up when i havent said anything. i usually call them retards and dumbasses. the other day i asked my manaher to do somethin for me and he asked if the job was gay enough for him-
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    • I work for a private firm with about 2000 employees and we are pretty cool with each other. Not as cool as trades though for sure
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    • Bricklayers wya
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    • I'm a ranch hand and the boss greets us with morning dickheads and the rest of us call eachother including the owner shit head,lips,brain,dick, and hole
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    • As a pipe welder i agree 👍
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    • Oil and gas represent
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    • is IT a trade? Cause we're the bottom.
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    • Tiger kings really been forgotten
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    • Trades pfft. You mean the military?
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    • I can promise you that is not how office workers talk to one another. Maybe over email or the phone when others can hear but that’s it
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    • Blue collar workers are the worst people in this country.
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    • Sounds great
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    • God this is cringe
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    • Sometimes when your at work you forget you can't call someone a fucker out loud in while in the middle of the street
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    • My office job is pretty casual. Every day you hear "don't you fucking speak to me like that" when someone tries to be disrespectful over the phone
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    • Im a plumber and on day I was working with a coworker installing a bathtub, my boss wallked in and said "are you slack jawed monkey's trying install the tub or fuck it" construction workers will realy say whatever they want.
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    • After working the jobs I've worked, I'm not made for office work
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    • Loda welders in here
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    • Hmm... Also how people talk in jail.
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    • I work in an office and it more the second one
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    • How Airmen vs soldiers talk to each other
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    • Didn’t she buy the zoo? Pretty sure she owns it now
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    • The trades are the ones that actually get shit done
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    • Can confirm
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    • I know which one I prefer
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    • Engineers: “What’s up you cool motherf*****?”
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    • Lol not in my office
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    • Yeah, our friendly approaches are us being assholes, and us acting like assholes is us being DICKS. STRAIGHT DICKS
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    • Fishingman. Literally just yell shit across the docks at mf on there boats to say hi.
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    • I work at Walmart and we're split down the middle. It just depends who's in the room.
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    • Went from working in a mechanic shop to a retail store, and now my coworkers laugh when shit like that slips out of my mouth but then they fuss me and say, "You're not in a shop anymore; you're in a store; language."
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    • I love this community 🤣let’s make an iFunny day with a festival
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    • Tru
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    • Arduino vs Evil aka AvE. The YouTube Channel.
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    • Worked in an office with guys that’s traded stocks for a living heard the words “what the fucking fuck” ~80 times a day
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    • If you didn’t read that as “Guess Hwhaat mutherfucker” did you even read it?
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    • I greet my coworkers by calling them scrubs
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    • I guess night shift icu nursing is a trade... lol
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    • In reference to the last post
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    • Especially if the trade is culinary. We always talk shit to eachother. The best kind of friendship in my opinion.
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    • I work in the office of a trade. We talk like the tradesman within the office and like office people to people outside of the company.
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    • Now that I’ve gotten my first office job I can confirm the top panel is false
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    • Mechanics Wya?
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    • Civilian jobs vs Marine corps
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    • And in restaurants it’s going from one to the other in the same sentence because a customer walks up
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    • Honestly trades are alot more fun because everyone tends to become friends and everyone has the same general sense of humour you do
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    • I hate her so much
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    • Office workers’ words show appreciation but their actions show their true hatred. Trade workers’ words show hatred but their actions show their true appreciation.
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    • DTC employee here. This is true.
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    • That’s because trades are usually lawless in their own sense, where offices you gotta stay mostly professional or else it’s gonna get kind of weird being cubicle neighbors
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    • what's a trade?
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    • Outside machinist. This is truth 😂
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    • They talk to eachother like that, i just wish someone would talk to me in general😔
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