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    • Hol up, so what you’re telling me is you fucking got paid?
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    • $0 a week
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    • Merori 12 apr
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    • Tabushabu 12 apr
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    • I thought allowance was a tv thing until I was like fifteen and some kid told me they got a hundred a month from their parents without even doing shit for it
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    • So you’re telling me, that hardworking parents would pay their kids to live in their home, eat all of their food, and pile drive their utility bills? I wonder what they’re giving in return :D
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    • I hated those kids who got allowances. Whenever I brought up allowances for doing chores, my dad basically said I’m expected to do them anyway so no.
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    • People that would get an allowance are the same people who would yell at their mom for leaving the crust on a sandwich
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    • JDLol 12 apr
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    • If you grew up with allowance you’re probably a fake ass nigga who can’t take care of themselves
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    • Wait, you guys are getting paid?
      Unori 12 apr
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    • God I hated when other kids got allowances
      B_Rando 16 apr
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    • My friends gets a $30 allowance every week. And she thinks white males are privileged, smh. Where’s my allowance
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    • I got 3 meals of “better appreciate what you got” along with a big glass of shut the fuck up if I tried having an attitude about some petty shit
      JamesR0ss 14 apr
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    • I never got an allowance and I never complained about that. But I hate the excuse of “I was allowed to live there”. Like that’s a standard of being a parent. Providing sustenance, shelter, engagement, is what you’re supposed to do. Giving those to your kid isn’t charity, it’s what you signed up for
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    • Imagine having parents with enough money to pay you or send you to college lol
      Skadrium 13 apr
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    • I used to get $20 a week for lunch money but I just pocketed it and eventually used it to build my first computer. The good ole days
      _TremoR 13 apr
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    • I did my chores and was paid in food and a place to live ...
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    • Like $10-$15? If I got everything done....then mom did the whole "you can do whatever chores you want, here's what I'll pay you for each" it's not about "why should I pay you I allow you to live here" (which is horrible parenting for many reasons btw) it's "here's how your earn money, here's how you
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    • I just got one ass whooping a week instead of two
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    • I get fucking pissed off when someone just assumes that everyone just gets fucking paid for being alive
      BibberBlu 13 apr
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    • You guys are getting paid?!
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    • I was allowed to mow the grass.
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    • You were allowed in the house?
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    • I had to pay my parents to live there
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    • Wait you guys are getting paid?
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    • That depends; how we’re my grades? Did I mow the lawn? Dishes got done all week? Kept up with my homework? Keeping my room clean? Laundry’s folded? Did I walk the dog? Did I call my grandma? All good? Nice, I got some dinner for another day
      Jinxzy 12 apr
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    • my mom told me if I did more work id get paid, but no matter how hard I worked or how hard I tried to get a deal, id never get paid. so I just stopped working because she doesnt do anything all day and her kids shouldnt have to clean up after themselves, their autistic brother, and their mother.
      Cumpkin 12 apr
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    • bruh straight up if you got allowance as a kid u were just a little bitch
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    • Kids with an allowance were always brats in my experience
      OOOPK 15 apr
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    • Who the fuck gets an allowance? I’ve never gotten an allowance.
      Javert 15 apr
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    • I get to eat and live there with insurance, now that im older i see how much that actually is
      ausermeme 13 apr
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    • Fuck all of you. I did hella chores and GAVE my parents money
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    • When I was younger it wasn't called chores, it was contributing to living
      mikeybobo 13 apr
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    • content not available more
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    • Kids that got allowances grew up to ask for $15 minimum wage
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    • I was allowed to breathe
      Sword45 12 apr
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    • Wait, you guys are getting paid?
      hornibby 12 apr
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    • I essentially ate for free roomed for free and got free clothes... sometimes even toys or digimon cards if i did well in school... every once in a while i got to pick a place to eat or even a movie to watch... but birthdays i usually averaged $140 bucks and Christmas $200 bucks. Soooo $340 a year
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    • bitch like -2 every week
      iatron 12 apr
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    • $0 an ever
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    • "You guys are getting paid?"
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    • When I got a job in high school my mom wanted me to start putting money in the basket at church. I told her she was crazy. That’s why I stopped going to church. That and the molestations of course
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    • u know ur not white when u don't know what an allowance is 😂
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    • Allowances are for spoiled brats. Change my mind.
      exdz 12 apr
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    • My parents were actually pretty generous. When I was living at home they told me to get a job if i wanted money. However, when I went to college, they gave me a monthly allowance because they knew how hard it was and they wanted me to have money to go out and have fun
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    • Every time I heard of someone getting allowance I complained to my parents and asked y I couldn’t have any, and they said because that’s not how they were gonna raise me and I should work for what I have. I am so grateful for that now
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    • $0 a week until i got my first job junior year of highschool. Then it jumped all the way up to $300 a week
      Red_Owl 12 apr
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    • I was allowed to throw the trash and not get my ass beat
      Club_Foot 12 apr
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    • When you finally turn 18 to find out just how little your parents actually cared so you move out never to contqct them and then they blame you for never visiting even after you had an argument with her about how she never let you live your own life and now you finally can
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    • You guys are getting paid?
      L0n3w01f 12 apr
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    • I made no mess, I cleaned no mess, I got no allowance. Pretty fair honestly
      Kooc14 11 apr
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    • I got told we'd have an allowance, my mother would have us put little rocks for fish tanks in a jar every time we did a chore and each was supposed to be 25 cents shed give us later on. Me and my brother filled our jars and kept being told shed give us the amount and never did. So instead of
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    • None, but I also didnt really have any chores. For a while I'd take out the garbage on Wednesdays, and in exchange I had a club penguin membership for a year lmao
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    • White people lol
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    • I was allowed to breathe their oxygen
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    • If I wanted anything I always had to work for it. Big reason why I had to start working when I was 14
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    • I never got allowance
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    • I never got an allowance. Didn't even get a phone till 8th grade. And had my first smart phone in 10th. If I wanted it I worked for it. That's the reason I was the only sophomore with their own car that mommy and daddy didn't buy. Still drive the pile of crap today
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    • Had to get a job at 15 and give my parents my wages. My ass gave my parents allowances lol
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    • I didn’t get an allowance. When I got my first job at 16, I had to start paying my cellphone bill and lunch at school. Also had to put gas in the truck that my dad let me borrow for school, work, and going out with my friends.
      Haibai1 14 apr
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    • Sometimes dinner and a room.
      Xarxes 14 apr
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    • I still don't get allowance, I had to get a job
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    • What’s an allowance?
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    • I had an emergancy $20 in my wallet and from time to time my parents gave us cash to go up the street to the BurgerKing or the BX(Base eXchange). Life was so much simpler when we lived on the military base....
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    • used to get $20 a month for doing the dishes. but now i have an actual part-time job lol
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    • I was allowed to breathe
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    • I would just ask for things and sometimes they'd buy it. Sometimes
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    • I got hit with a belt and paddle just for asking for an allowance
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    • Only real OGs were given the allowance to live, nothing more.
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    • From 10 to 8 to nothing
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    • If you live in the house you help take care of it. Not an outrageous concept
      Khadgar 13 apr
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    • Allowance that’s funny my moms line was there’s plenty of work for those who seek it
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    • I did my chores everyday, always had straight As, and I didn't get paid anything. Meanwhile brats these days are getting paid for being a shitty child
      Mxddog 13 apr
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    • I’m actually glad my parents never gave allowances. Cause when you work for your money it better gives you an understanding for its value and you start to think more on what you should really spend it on.
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    • I had a job at the age of 12 working as a paper runner that was my allowance...it was so bad it even somehow convinced me to start working at mcdonalds when I turned 15
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    • My parents paid me by providing food and a place to sleep, health insurance, and car rides
      garbl 13 apr
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    • I got "Hey Mom got a little money for food?" allowance. I didn't spend my money on stuff other than lunch anyway, so the money I got my parents would have had to spend anyway. No idea how some of you spend fortunes on unnecessary stuff every month
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    • I just mowed lawns and did yard work for other people as I got no allowance from my parents as a squeaky little bastard, I still remember being super proud of myself going to Walmart to get an iPod touch with my own money
      B4RS 13 apr
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    • Oh a hole ass nothing a week. You work for what you get.
      A1_Sauce 13 apr
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    • My cheap ass parents only gave me $100 a week
      HeyBlue 13 apr
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    • Having a roof over my head was my alliance
      issa_joke 13 apr
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    • Uh, nothing? My parents thought I shouldn't be payed simply for living, and I surprisingly agree with them now.
      Analogy 13 apr
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    • Wait you guys are getting paid
      st0nks 13 apr
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    • Well none and my mother stole $3000 dollars from me a month ago so...
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    • “You guys are getting paid?”
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    • You get to live in this house, eat food I buy, and watch TV I pay for, that's your allowance! -mom
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    • I mowed the lawn every week. By doing so, my dad let me use his lawn mower to mow other lawns for cash. That was how I made money as a teenager
      BeakerPD 13 apr
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    • Told me mom I got a 4.0 yesterday and she gave me a high five 👌
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    • You guys are getting paid?
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    • I make lunches and dinners for my dad, brother and I, do dishes, clean the kitchen, bathroom, dining room, and living room, take care of my horse and cat, and deal with school related activities. $20 a month.
      Queenie68 13 apr
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    • Kids who got an allowance for doing stuff they should be doing regardless are usually the most spoiled
      Easy_Tech 12 apr
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    • Never got an allowance cuz u should never need an incentive to just do ur chores. Shit really fucking pisses me off when whiny kids wont do anything productive til they think they getting paid for it.
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    • Wdym? Your parents have to take care of you
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    • -$20 a month
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    • It's actually good to give your kids a small allowance until they get a job, it teaches them small scale budgeting and encourages financial responsibility, and instead of getting guilted into buying everything for them you can tell them to save up.
      Forsooth 12 apr
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