• HOW LONELY YOU ARE.
A Yale University study found
that people who take longer showers
and baths are more likely to feel
lonely and isolated. Researchers
believe they subconsciously use hot
baths and showers as a substitute
for emotional warmth.
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    • Seems about right
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    • i beat my dick in the shower
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    • Yeah that's bullshit. We're human, we like warmth, it feels good and it relaxes ur muscles. Stop making up this stupid shit
      stf9 10 may
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    • God heaven forbid I just want 20 minutes of peace, but no. You have to fuck that up too
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    • Nah, I just fuckin *love* taking showers. I get to have some privacy, with a relaxing background, and I dont have to feel cold.
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    • I like being alone but I take at most 30-45 minute showers because I like hot worter
      Wolphy 13 may
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    • Yeah or I just like warm water. Like, who the fuck takes cold showers?
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    • Gives me time to think really, it's peaceful too.
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    • They’re always correlating some bullshit to psychology. Maybe just fucking maybe, it simply feels nice and relaxing to have a hot shower. Humans like warm water. Same as hot tubs and other shit
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    • Or because i like the feeling of hot water? Dumb fuck scientist making a big deal outta everything
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    • That’s fucking dumb. Hot water feels good and I want to feel it for a few minutes. Shut the fuck up, “scientists”
      Tolkien 10 may
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    • or because you’re cold and tired
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    • Jeez ..I don’t like how I relate to this
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    • I thought I just took forever to cum but I guess I’m depressed
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    • People who take longer showers are usually just slapping the meat
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    • Probably right but I’m not gonna change long hot showers are great
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    • No i take showers to be clean you dumbass. I masturbate for emotional warmth.
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    • anything Freudian or Psychoanalytic is complete bullshit.
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    • Shit I take long ass and hot as hell showers
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    • Hello whoever is reading this I hope you have a beautiful day ❤️💋💖
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    • I use long showers as an excuse to masturbate
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    • I just use it to jerk off and sing to Chip Skylark
      YeeHaww 11 may
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    • Let me beat my meat in the shower in peace dammit
      EliteAsh 10 may
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    • I am currently in the shower with blazing hot water pouring down my asscrack, and I don’t plan on getting our for another 30 minutes
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    • Or we’re just beating the fuck outta our meat
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    • Is this why I love hot tubs so much?
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    • I only stay in the bath for a long time because i start thinking of random shit for an hour
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    • Or it feels nice to stand in warm water with it running down your back? It’s therapeutic and comfortable
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    • That's... Actually scarily accurate for me
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    • Funny bc my hot showers are the only thing I look forward to anymore
      SPAGH3TT 10 may
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    • I just take long showers because I don't wanna get out of the shower and be cold for a few seconds.
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    • Now I can’t even take a long shower without someone calling me out about being an antisocial fuck?
      Republier 10 may
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    • Wow, I thought it was because I was beating my meat in there, I guess not
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    • I take really long shower but that is because I am jerking it or singing
      JoKingMan 10 may
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    • Take long in the shower because im beating my meat most of the time
      Amuse 10 may
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    • Eh, hard maybe for some people. But i think people taking long showers is simply mmm hot water feel good
      Ohzen 10 may
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    • I fap thats why
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    • Or people take long showers because it’s like one of the only places you can fap without someone walking in on you
      Joker__ 16 may
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    • I hope people who take cold showers realize they're psychopaths
      Lyrically 16 may
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    • IM IN THIS PHOTO AND I DO NOT LIKE IT
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    • That makes so much fucking sense
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    • I shower once a week
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    • Oh alright. I'll make sure to leave my showers freezing, ice cold.
      MA77 15 may
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    • Gee honey, our 15 year old must be lonely, look how much time he's spending in the bathroom
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    • Pretty sure it's because they're jacking off
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    • I mean. I like it cause of the water pressure. Feels good on my sore body
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    • No I just forget the time since I'm playin on my phone
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    • It can always be worse. Be thankful for what you have and hang onto what little positives you can find. All you need is one rope to pull you out. Just my 2 cents (take it for what it’s worth) -not a doctor.
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    • This hits home too hard for too many of us. Including me. Then again its also nice to listen to some music while taking a shower or just getting away from the rest of the world
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    • I usually take long showers cause I masturbate
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    • ItsCrashy 12 may
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    • They are, so warm and calming lol
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    • Or maybe warm water feels nice?
      I__5 11 may
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    • Or cuz long, hot showers are nice
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    • Major bull shittt. I take long hot showers cause I fucking love the hot water and totally not to spend time masturbating for half an hour..
      _rio_mar_ 11 may
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    • Fuck emotions, there useless anyways
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    • I just enjoy long hot showers burning my flesh like I'm back in hell
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    • Kinda. The other half of my shower is spent beating off
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    • Or maybe cuz it feels good...
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    • Sometimes I get lost in the warmth while thinking about finally meeting a person that is equal to my personality. I feel so alone and I dont have friends because most people I meet I feel aren't worth a friendship since they are so different from me. I spend every day goin to work and gym.
      Grumbles 11 may
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    • Gotta love pseudo science. Gross generalization for long shower people. Like saying enjoying a sauna is for loners lmao. No one notices that and thinks “Oh he’s lonely”. *Inserts random university*
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    • yeah it couldnt just be because warm showers feel fucking nice compared to cold showers
      Dershall 10 may
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    • No, the reason my lonely ass is taking long showers is because I'm beating my meat in the shower.
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    • Or, consider this, it feels good af to sit in hot shower/bath water...
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    • I thought i just took long showers because i loved the feeling of laying in some nice cozy hot water but I guess this post might make a little more sense, well I’m sad now, knowing that everytime i take a bath or shower, it’ll be because I’m lonely
      MrSir1551 10 may
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    • No, I just like hot water. I’m a bonafide psychopath and can confirm that this is not always the case.
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    • That's some bullshit right there. How about the people that do physical labor and just want the hot water to soothe sore, achy muscles? Or the people that work retail/sales/ wait staff that have to listen to whiners/complaints all day & just want some quiet? Or parents of teenagers ....
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    • I use my shower like a sauna to relax
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    • Idk dude it just takes a while for me to wake up. I’m not a morning person.
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    • Or MAYBE just MAYBE baths feel fucking nice and relaxing? I'm not in the shower like hugging myself crying like who does that.
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    • I take longer showers because I’m jacking the fuck off... and maybe some of this I dunno who doesn’t like being fucking warm
      Pleenis 10 may
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    • I always feel alone in the shower when I'm alone in the shower.
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    • But... if you get physically cold, you don’t get emotionally cold.. I’m gunna need some evidence, before I blindly believe this.
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    • This is all under the false pretense that feeling lonely is a negative emotion. It’s not, and shows that you are mentally healthy enough to actually want someone in your life
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    • Or maybe I just think of stupid shit and zone out
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    • Because people never take hot showers for any other reason.
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    • am i the only one who turns off the lights and lays down on the dark while the shower is running really hot for an hour or two everyday?
      snekkk 10 may
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    • Nah, when I take long it’s cause I jerk off in there
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    • What about me warm and then cold shower
      Ibis 10 may
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    • I just take long showers to jerk off
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    • Bro I talked long as showers and all i do is think shit like how we all just agreed to call a spider called daddy-long-legs, or how at one point the population on earth was 6,969,696,969
      ewars13 10 may
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    • Or, just hear me out, they need to save hot water for more people.
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    • 30 minute hot showers sitting down with the lights off
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    • Well what constitutes a long shower though? Im usually in and out 20 mins or so. Maybe a little longer during winter. 30 mins if im like high af and the shower just feels extra good.
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    • I hate hot showers cuz I’m cold. And I take long because I’m busy masturbating instead of actually showering.
      King_Kaos 10 may
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    • I take longer showers so I can beat the fuck outta my dick bruh
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    • Both my kids, still living at home, ages 25 and 23, take 45 minutes in the shower. Minimum. Then at least 10 minutes toweling each other off. I dont get it.
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    • Yeah if you wanna feel happy just plant your hand on to a heated stove stop. It feels the same.
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    • Or... Get this. We like warm showers
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    • Or, ya know its relaxing and feels nice?
      Dr_Trump 10 may
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    • I take long showers because I like the hot water and I take long baths because I have a bad back and it helps me sleep better at night. Take that fuckers
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    • Don't get me wrong this is hilarious im not laughing because I just found out something about myself
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    • Yeah because they don't have anything to do
      xx1m 15 may
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    • Nah, dude, it's just that getting out is uncomfortable as fuck.
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    • So thats why my showers are 20+ minutes. Damn...
      Macroni 15 may
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