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    • Well i see the problem, the first picture is of a dog and the second is of a cat duuuuh
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    • It’s because you’re a pussy, and not a bitch!!!!
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    • qeen 8 aug
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    • All I want is to cuddle. Really that's all. I haven't felt a warm embrace in 10 years since my mom died. Every day is so cold
      Asiimov 8 aug
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    • Every time I open ifunny I’m reminded of how sad I am!
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    • Hello everyone. I hope your Saturday is going well
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    • I sucked on a titty last night. I’m happy
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    • I miss being wanted
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    • THOSE DOGS ARE FUCKING
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    • If this is coming from a hot girl imma be man
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    • Probably a middle school girl posted this.
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    • I may be ugly but if anyone near ua wants to cuddle anytime im down 😌
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    • Fuck off
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    • Then buy a body pillow and put a pocket pussy in it
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    • You wanna be a bitch but right now you're just a pussy
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    • Yea cats are better.
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    • Murder Dog.
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    • So you’re into beastiality?
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    • Listen, I ordered a giant plush seal that was labeled as a smuggle buddy, and it is fantastic. Hug that bad boy while you're sleeping and the pain of being lonely temporarily fades. Until you realize that you're a grown adult cuddling a stuffed seal that will never equate to a human...
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    • Should I just try dating sites?
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    • Why do you wanna be two dogs and why are you a cat now
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    • Sucks to suck
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    • It’s true 😩
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    • You can’t go from a cat to a dog dumbass
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    • Same, and I've been married for over 20 years
      MlemFox 10 aug
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    • :/
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    • Same I'm a bottom and I wanna be little spoon ;-;
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    • You want to be two dogs but you are a cat. These are unrealistic standards.
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    • I miss my boyfriend :(
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    • No one will date me because I'm mentally challenged.
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    • Gay pit
      IGA239 8 aug
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    • He trynna be with a bitch, but he’s just a pussy.
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    • I too wish I were a different species.
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    • Cuz u fat.
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    • It’s boots
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    • Don’t get it
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    • This pissed my off on a whole new level
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    • Cuddle session in a hour!
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    • I can't relate to memes like this anymore because I got a girlfriend yesterday. Wish me luck, kings
      djbyrch 10 aug
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    • I wish!
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    • Yea I speed ran my current relationship we went from talking all day to now leavening me on read in only 3 weeks
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    • Bennye missing you :[[
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    • Holy shit facts. Rn I’m Down right in love with this girl and I get the same feeling from her(basically100%sure) but neither of us have confessed and I don’t want to mess up what we already have by being the first one to say something. And you know ur in love when u would rather (1/2)
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    • Sigh, yeah
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    • But you always playing
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    • Snuggles
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    • I want that stage right before you’re dating, where it’s like you’re dating but haven’t actually labeled it yet. I just want a really good friend more than an actual gf
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    • Cause you're too much of a pussy to ask a girl out
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    • Me right now because my husband works night shift
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    • I swear just told my crush something like this but it’s watching anime and cuddles
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    • Same
      weniss33 8 aug
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    • Pechunia 8 aug
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    • You want to be two dogs when you are currently a cat?
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    • Pussy
      Reeepubs 8 aug
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    • Shut up woman
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    • Mr_Stark 8 aug
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    • The sad pussy vs the happy bitch
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    • I just want more money.
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    • I too wish I was a dog, but I am unfortunately a cat
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    • Youre a pussy
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    • Sad ass bitches, all of yous. Bunch of sad sons of bitches
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    • Mmmm
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    • X_noon_X 8 aug
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    • hey my pitbull looks like that
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    • Boo'd up bitch vs sad pussy.
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    • prunne 8 aug
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    • A dog out there pulling better moves than me
      Cr1tikal 8 aug
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    • Phexal 8 aug
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    • Hello anybody who reads this you just now lost the game because I made you think about it haha
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    • If your unhappy alone you shouldn't be looking for a relationship you need to be happy with yourself before someone can be happy with you
      MDAWG00 8 aug
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    • This was made by a transgender person
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    • And this is why you should never do long distance relationships:)
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    • Damnit this is why I miss the shuffle button
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    • For real tho, I just want to lay alone in my bed knowing that my bank account number is at the 7th going to the 8th digit
      LipinoBK 11 aug
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    • Man fuck this post. I haven't been able to see my boyfriend in over a year due to the virus and it's so lonely. He planned to come see me for my birthday in November but with how things are going I'm afraid international travel will still be banned by then.
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    • That's because you're ugly
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    • You know what? Same
      DCA1 11 aug
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    • Trust me it aint that good. She wanna bitch at me if i take some cover but talks mad shit if she takes ALL of the cover so i sit and be cold till i fall back asleep.
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    • Same
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    • Um I think the dog is penetrating the other
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