How I feel when I'm on top & he's grabbing onto my love handles
Tabby Tabby
7 may
How I feel when I'm on top & he's grabbing onto my love handles
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
Hey hey
What are you doing ?
just shaved my bird
Do you mean beard ?
USNInfinite USNInfinite
24 sep 2020
Hey hey What are you doing ? just shaved my bird Do you mean beard ?
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
in a world filled with
Chad's, Kyle's, and
Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Moneyluv Moneyluv
29 jan
in a world filled with Chad's, Kyle's, and Becky's. always be a Jimmy
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW SHADY SOMEONE IS
BUT THEY GOT EVERYBODY ELSE FOOLED
FAQUE FAQUE
5 oct 2020
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW SHADY SOMEONE IS BUT THEY GOT EVERYBODY ELSE FOOLED
templeofnerdom
Rebels at the end of Rogue One:
We have to hold Vader!
Vader: How about you hold my
NUTS
aeroguitar aeroguitar
27 sep 2020
templeofnerdom Rebels at the end of Rogue One: We have to hold Vader! Vader: How about you hold my NUTS
GTA pedestrians seeing me driving towards them at 140mph
phantom_g phantom_g
30 dec 2020
GTA pedestrians seeing me driving towards them at 140mph
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia
(aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years.
Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia (aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years. Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
GoofyGo0gle GoofyGo0gle
25 sep 2020
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
Texan bees in the spring
GE
Texan bees in the spring GE