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    • iiSilvaa 18 apr
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    • You can turn your emotions off by doing hella drugs, distancing yourself from your family and close friends, forming really shallow relationships, having meaningless sex
      ftbt_ 19 apr
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    • General Settings>life choices> re-evaluate > turn on: fuck everybody mode> turn off: do favors> and finally turn off social life.
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    • What do next? Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.
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    • deeds1463 18 apr
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    • Key to turning off your emotions is to overload them with anger or sadness. Aka, think about everything that’s ever made you angry or sad, experience all those emotions at once. To turn them back on, you’ll need a lot of happiness or a little bit of love.
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    • *I actually have an answer* If you take a good dose of molly you’ll feel pretty dull for a few days. Not really happy or sad. Repeat as required, but make sure to wait long enough in between.
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    • it’s ok to show emotion it’s part of the human condition why the fuck does everyone wanna b edgy and mask emotion to be like a sociopath or somshit
      Pvplebe a month
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    • Go to settings>fuck your self. That will reboot the emotions subsystem, and during that time you won’t feel anything. Sadly there’s no way to permanently disable emotions, so you’d have to fuck yourself each time.
      Tech64 a month
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    • Dated a girl for 3 years who was emotionless, we were two months from being married when she broke up with me by saying "I'm just kind of done..." That was the first time I knew what it felt like to be legitimately numb. Nothing could get to me. I was so numb I couldn't even cry
      samdmh13 19 apr
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    • now go to unnecessary chemical reaction, and emotions should be the third one down
      Ioading 18 apr
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    • Oh shit I thought this was iFunny, my bad
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    • W H A T D O N E X T
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    • I think there's a legitimate answer you could give to that actually. Force yourself to speak in a calm and collected voice and say only what's necessary in conversation and if you do that long enough you'll start thinking with the same enthusiasm as you speak and bam, stunted emotions
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    • Turn off sympathy and empathy, turn on apathy. Your mind will still mess up every once in a while though.
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    • You must disconnect yourself from your humanly actions and be slow to anger and excitement and accept your place in the universe, bad shit will happen and you cant stop it.
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    • Now hit delete all
      jjjx33 19 apr
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    • INigga
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    • When you've been neglected most of your life and forgotten about and are mostly just an afterthought to people, trust me you'll lose most of your emotions at that point
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    • Then at bottom of the “emotions” there’s button “disable” click it, and don’t forget to lower Your sensitivity
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    • Be born a sociopath
      wafflez47 18 apr
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    • I'm really getting annoyed by those big titty asian dating ads
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    • Yeah it’s real funny unless you actually have ‘turned off your emotions’. I can’t emote properly at all and it makes people really uncomfortable with conversations becoming awkward in seconds
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    • Just contract chronic crippling depression and anxiety then hide it so well no one realizes all the way up until you kill yourself and they’re all shocked
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    • Okay next click the symbol that looks like a noose. Now click Cancel Subscription.
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    • Smoking weed works, but will ultimately leave you worse off.
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    • Have suicidal depression for a set period of time then get passed the point of feeling sad. Eventually you won’t feel sad but just empty, but I just like to remember how easy it is for all of your problems to go away with a shotgun.
      Provolone a month
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    • As someone who never really expresses or ‘feels’ their emotions I can tell you it is worse than what I felt before. The world is a pretty shitty place but we can all try to make the best of it.
      Plaxitos a month
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    • Then drink. Drink a LOT
      nitsuAmaS a month
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    • If you turn them off you cant turn them back on .. trust me
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    • Women take your emotions and shove them up your ass
      joeebob a month
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    • Just push through it. Until the pushing is no longer pushing. And you just exist. However then you might have some other problems... Heh ooos
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    • Go to settings and put life difficulty on nightmare and then let depression to the rest.
      imabunny 19 apr
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    • Lobotomy
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    • Then you turn on Sociopathy. And with that you should be ready to go.
      Pikachu73 19 apr
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    • Don't turn them off, learn that you can act rationally in spite of your emotions. If you feel sad about something, either you need to be ok with being sad about it (i.e. if your dog dies, it's absolutely ok to be sad about that), or you need to retrain your emotions that this is not how we react...
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    • Realize that there is no way to prove that reality is real so there is no need to have any sort of emotional reaction whatsoever because life could be a trip for all we know
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    • Push every and all emotion so deep in the depths of your soul, so far that they never see light again.
      Crumbeard 19 apr
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    • Smoke weed till you feel empty inside
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    • I take over the counter st John's wort. It's a mood stabilizer and I definitely need it or I will very honestly just cry. All day. Well I've realized I've been taking too many because I literally have a significant lack of empathy. Very few positive emotions, but it doesnt block my anger at all.
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    • The fuck you think alcohol is for nigg🅰️
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    • I think this is fake because who would type out each step in different posts?
      She6 18 apr
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    • To get rid of extreme emotions you first need to tackle your ego. Its the “selfs” craving for individuality that creates it, but when left unchecked makes many many more problems.
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    • Go to the emotions tab and then there should be a rest button somewhere near the bottom of the page and if you click on it you shouldn't be feeling anything until you wake up
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    • Realize the happiest youve ever been has passed you by long ago, and get over it ya pussy, there way more entertaining shit to hate and yell at anyway
      Ev3lL0 18 apr
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    • After setting you gotta find files, there should be a file called 'humaning things' or something allong those lines, and once youre there there should be another file, in witch youll be able to maunver your way arund the source code of your brain, and delete whatever emotions you dont want
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    • I hate emojis, there I said it, I have like these little voices in my head I have for them, and they are annoying as fuck
      Nikolaius 18 apr
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    • Just wanna say fuck all y’all that think not having feelings is a good thing.
      gliderdes 18 apr
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    • Fucking hate tumblr
      G_lag 18 apr
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    • Next, install noose.exe and suicide_note.jpg. Noose.exe will ask for access to your neck file, just tap "okay" (you won't have a choice). After you grant it access, it will immediately close out your emotions window (and your device will shut down).
      C_B_ 18 apr
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    • To stop feeling you must empty your mind. It’s a bit inconvenient because you forget pretty much everything including the plans you’ve made, what someone just said to you, and most of your memories. It keeps you numb until you snap
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    • Settings>Backup and Reset>Factory data reset>Ok
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    • I went through a very depressive phase about 6 months ago. It hit rock bottom when my emotions were so deadened that my home didn't feel like home anymore. Trust me bro you don't want to turn off your emotions
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    • You flip the humanity switch
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    • Well you see install a gun that’s pointed towards your chest and then pull the hook like thing and then you’ll have successfully uninstalled feelings and your heart but your feelings none the less
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    • Settings > general > emotions > turn all off
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    • I’m early so give me HIV
      heatdwade 18 apr
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    • haha! Funny tumblr!
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    • I would like to turn mine back on, it's been years since I've been happy.
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    • Tbh... lithium carbonate. That absolutely WILL turn your emotions off. You gotta be careful because it will seriously f*** you up in high doses, BUT... it’s pretty damned amazing for just not feeling emotional pain or depression or anything. 8/10, just for severe dehydration side effects.
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    • Help I actually managed to do this but I don't know how to put them back
      TH3M3M3M4N a month
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    • I just shove all my feeling way down until they eventually fester into anger
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    • I thought having an anti-social personality would mean I'm devoid of emotions but nope.. Im still very emotional.
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    • Hi through years of feeling like you have to stay happy at all times for anyone to like you only to realize it's all failed and nothing matters anymore and you just want to fucking die
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    • Pulling the trigger
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    • Step one: suck it the fuck up and realize your “problems” are not real and you’re being a drama queen
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    • I stopped having most emotions centuries ago
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    • Emotional detachment is a risky game
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    • At settings, you should see your shadow, now kill it. If your shadow dies, then you get apathy syndrome and you die too.
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    • Masturbate until you're hooked on your own dopamine, and experience the most lackluster experiences of your life.
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    • Literally just don’t focus on anything based around emotions or humans and pretend you are a third party outside of the human race. Focus on ur own shit u have to get done and treat people only as nice as you have no. No more no less. If you say you aren’t one of them then you won’t act like one.
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    • What you do is become the three eyed raven
      Geo_dude1 19 apr
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    • Not worth it you start to miss the feeling and turning them back on is a mystery
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    • How do you turn them on?
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    • What do next?
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    • I thought it was funny 😕
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    • What do next
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    • I'm tired of edgy teenagers thinking they're funny and quirky because "hahaha I hate having feelings I want to die"
      Mythical_ 18 apr
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    • Taking a nap is essentially turning it off and on again so that works
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    • Delete humanity.exe then you turn into an uncaring, stupid, violent pig ape
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    • What do next.
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    • remove your amygdala
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    • Finally my years of denying myself from feel anything can be helpful!
      wazps 18 apr
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    • Stop being a pussy
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    • I can turn off emotions during hard times. Well, I cant control it so i shouldn't say "i can turn off' but they do turn off. You're born with it or gain it through pain
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    • They took down this glitch in the last update
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    • Go to settings> advanced settings> factory settings> Customize> turn off emotion and any other aspects such as intelligence and passion, scroll to the bottom and click "Confirm and reset"> go to sleep because it will take a bit, then you're done.
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    • "What do next"
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    • Turn off fucks
      69MCougar 18 apr
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