How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko
@Hoodville
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko @Hoodville
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
DICKCHEESE DICKCHEESE
22 jan 2021
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
ClownFromSpiralPs4 ClownFromSpiralPs4
26 sep 2020
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
TikToks TikToks
23 sep 2020
Cat wakes up in the sky and surprises pilot
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
Ready to play with balls!
Ready to play with balls!
Look at Rob Gronkowski. He looks like my pants after I spill hot gravy on
myself. Aah ooh aah it burns hot gravy
tong'
LordOTurtles LordOTurtles
6 nov 2020
Look at Rob Gronkowski. He looks like my pants after I spill hot gravy on myself. Aah ooh aah it burns hot gravy tong'
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Catholic_Ancap Catholic_Ancap
21 oct 2020
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
"I kinda look like Joker from
Persona 5"
Choccy_Milk Choccy_Milk
8 feb
"I kinda look like Joker from Persona 5"
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
CARTOONLOGIC CARTOONLOGIC
21 dec 2020
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."