• HOW DO 1 GET A SIX PACK? EVERY PERSON WITH A
TO SUCK THEIR OWN DICK
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    • 1 like = 1 sit up. Fuck me up
      kmoses 1 jul
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    • Wheres mine then?
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    • Tried is an understatement
      Boat_Man 1 jul
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    • There’s two types of guys, guys who’ve tried to suck their own dick and liars
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    • I SHAT THE TOILET!
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    • Just get a set of ribs removed. Then you can do it all y’all want
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    • Woah his mom is ripped— OH MY GOD
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    • Tr..
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    • Fuck all these guys saying 1 like=0.01 push-ups. For me. I'm tryna get ripped 1 like=2 laps around my neighborhood, 5 pushups, 3 sit-ups, and 2 burpees
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    • 1 like equals one sit up
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    • 1 like = 1 sit up. Make me die
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    • Guys over been trying to get a six pack from over a year now and I've lost up to 6 lbs (I'm already kinda skinny) I just dont understand what I need to do so that i can get it any advice?
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    • 1 like = 1 sit up please no one like 😞 im really lazy
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    • Imagine not being able to do it
      _Womble_ 1 jul
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    • I succeeded last year
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    • 1 like = 5 push ups that I will do. Screw that other guy
      Fetlet 2 jul
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    • When electricity was first installed in the White House in 1891, President Benjamin Harrison and his wife were afraid of electrocution because of the new concept. They refused to touch light switches so the staff had to turn the lights on and off for them.
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    • Oh shit my first feature! Thank you! Also, the iFunny mods are fucking cucks.
      Froth 2 jul
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    • It's nice having abs, but you gotta keep a balance. There was a time where I had way too much muscle and it was uncomfortable and disgusting. Stay toned fellas, not swole.
      Krauser 2 jul
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    • Remember boys. Spitters are quitters
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • i can suck my own dick, and let it be known. sucking your own dick is a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like getting your dick sucked.
      zuccage 3 jul
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    • The weird part is I can actually do it
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    • Then why the fuck don't I have one?
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    • But why do I not have a six pack..?
      Ruft 2 jul
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    • I wish my mom had a cock
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    • Tried to suck my balls now I got an 8 pack. Friend got a 10 pack from trying to suck his anus
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    • If you want abs, you have to be in a calorie deficit. Basically, put the fork down and do cardio to put yourself in a slight deficit so that you lose as little muscle as possible, but lose a little bit of fat over time. Combine that with weight training and enough protein and you can even build...
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    • New meaning to are you winning son?
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    • I doing what top comment is 1 like one sit up
      NoahSias 2 jul
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    • It’s true
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    • dewebby 1 jul
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    • step 1. get fit step 2. starve & dehydrate urself step 3. enjoy ur abs for a few hours, I guess
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    • Am I the only one here who can actually suck there own dick?
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    • I used to be able to, but I have since lost a lot of my flexibility in favor of muscles.
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    • Trans Muscle Mom
      LargeMac 2 jul
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    • Futa. Google is your friend.
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    • That’s how I got mine since I myself tried to suck my own dick
      Cr1tikal 1 jul
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    • I did 50 weighted (20lbs) russian twists and 50 crunches every single day, I had noticeable abs within 2 weeks. I can send pictures for the hive mind that won’t believe me. I already had a fairly low body fat percentage so that’s why this worked so well for me, but it should work for anyone as (1/2)
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    • To all the women with six packs, we now know your secret
      SmonkUwU 4 jul
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    • but i have an eight pack because i succeded is sucking my own dick
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    • Getting abs is all in the kitchen, most of what you eat will affect how your abdominals look. Stop eating that junk food and start planking and you'll have a 6 pack in no time!
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    • Guys for real though you don’t get a six pack from doing 100 sit ups a day, you get it from losing the fat around your stomach. Calories in vs. Calories out, and you will see it eventually.
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    • 1 like = 5 minutes of exercising
      3rror 1 jul
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    • I.. did not see that coming.
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    • Bichigo 1 jul
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    • Time for a Super Personal Story!
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • I should have a 10-pack by now
      Autos 1 jul
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    • Futa
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    • 1 like three sit-ups boys
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    • What?
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    • Futa mom?
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    • A futa mom... nice
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    • Fuck yeah dude
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    • bullshit I've succeeded and I'm still chubby
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    • I didn’t get one because I succeeded you fools
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    • Wait the mom has a dick?
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    • No way
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    • Hold up
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    • And yet only I have succeeded
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    • Matilde 1 jul
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    • I want to get my ass pounded by a busty futa so I can feel her tiddies on my back while she fills me
      dandjman 2 jul
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    • It is called sit ups but ok
      0gods 2 jul
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    • 1 like = 1 push up.
      IG22 2 jul
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    • God i love futa
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    • Transsexual people have been proven to be mentally unstable, that’s why they can’t join our military. You’re born boy, or girl, you can be gay, straight, bi, I don’t care but you’re either boy or girl and will always be
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    • Well that explains why I can’t get one. I don’t have a dick. Does the dick have to be mine? Can it be substituted?
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    • Ok daddy
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    • Ok theres 2 men in the world theres people that a admit to trying to suck there own dick and the liars
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    • 1 like = 1 oreo. plump me up
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      Krystal 1 jul
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    • Ummm....
      David4Yo 13 jul
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    • 1 liek = 1 sit-up. Make me strong
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    • Girls actually have a dick. We have to cut it off when we hit puberty or your mom can get it removed at birth
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    • 1 like= 1 second in a plank
      KatDG 4 jul
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    • I shout have a 9 pack then.
      LexLexi 4 jul
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    • Poor jimmy
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    • Bitch where my six pack at
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    • one like equals one like
      nolan_ 4 jul
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    • 1 like=3x25
      MaxDock 4 jul
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    • Sucking you’re own dick probably won’t feel good. It’ll just feel like your sucking dick
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    • 1 like one sit up, fuck it
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    • 1 like equals one bong hit
      sumgurk 4 jul
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    • If this were true I’d look like Chris hemsworth.
      tobywood 4 jul
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    • Calorie deficit, eating healthy, cardio, and abs every so often
      M6S5 4 jul
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    • It’s true
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    • And dad
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    • It is true I promise
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    • I’ve successfully done it and still can do it
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    • Hol up wait a minute sumthing ain’t right
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    • She has a dick? Awesome!
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