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    • damn her bf prolly salty as fuck reading that on twitter lmao
      LaSane 1 apr
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    • Just saying the spark dies after a few years and you have to have commitment. Your boyfriend won't text you back because you are a nag that begs for attention expecting that it's always going to be this fresh love but it's not. It's gets dull and boring.
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    • Apple Juice guy is excited by the prospect of new pussy. He will become and do and say anything to get inside of you. Enjoy having apple juice guy pretend to date you for a month while he scouts out your friend group for more pussy. Enjoy ending a long term relationship over your petty issues.
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    • Because the guy who got her apple juice at 10 pm was obviously tryna fuck. Dumb bitch
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    • Or get yourself on a lobster gladiator date
      chuy9193 2 apr
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    • Well if i get asked by a girl to bring her apple juice at 9pm who I hardly know. I'm assuming she is trinna get dick down
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    • It’s because apple juice guy is trying to get laid.
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    • Well first of all it's because apple juice guy is trying to clap your cheeks. Secondly, girls always expect the dude to put in constant effort but don't put in any effort themselves.
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    • He got you juice cause he still tryna fuck... you bang his ass a few years and nag tf outa him and it’s gone be the same thing you got now
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    • Probably because apple juice guy is trying to smash. Guys go above and beyond the call of duty to get that booty.
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    • That guy wants to fuck lol how hard is it for these bitches to realize a dude will do whatever to get some pussy?? We dogs lmao 😂
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    • Because the guy wants to fuck you and the boyfriend thinks you’re an adult that can function and get your own shit?
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    • Imagine ur girlfriend of four years leaves u bc some dude bought her an apple juice smh this girls trash
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    • So some dude gives you an Apple juice after one week of you knowing him and you're ready to dump your boyfriend over him?
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    • Because the apple juice guy just met you and just wants to fuck you.
      SPICYB0I 3 apr
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    • The honeymoon phase doesn't last forever. People don't try to woo each other forever. You're fickle if you leave your boyfriend of 4 years just because some new guy gave you some novelty attention.
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    • This girl ain't a keeper, gentlemen.
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    • And now u see gentleman all women are dumb sluts and will leave your ass in a second over some dumb shit
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    • Imagine your girlfriend of 4 years shits on you because a guy you dont know brought her apple juice while you were working.
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    • He did it to try to fuck, how is that not the most obvious thing?
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    • In 4 years apple juice guy is just like 4 year boyfriend. It’s because he wants something and the other guy is already comfortable. What have YOU done for boyfriend lately? This bullshit is what kills relationships
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    • Bc the apple juice guy is trying to fuck and doesn’t know you. the bf has had to deal with your shit for years and chances are you aren’t an apple juice girl for the bf
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    • Maybe it's the fact that you're texting other guys.
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    • Because you dumb fucks believe apple juice guy is gonna stay apple juice guy... We don't stay that way after you start refusing sex.
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    • Apple juice guy trying to fuck, boyfriend is fucking. There ain’t no better motivater then pussy
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    • I mean you seem the type to flirt with other dudes so maaaaaybe he’s not the problem
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    • This is dumb he’s only being nice until you give it up then when he becomes the boyfriend it’ll be the same.
      samsam05 3 apr
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    • Do girls not understand the concept of a guy wanting to fuck them, or that love isn’t just retarded gestures like driving to the store at 9pm to get apple juice for your bitching ass
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    • Love gets repetitive. Part of the love, if it's not abusive, is that comfort. It takes years to build that. Also, if I was dating a girl and she tweeted this, I'd be pretty pissed tbh
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    • He bought the apple juice to get into your pants. You don't even know the dude wtf
      Merori 2 apr
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    • Imagine your girl of four years banging some dude for bringing her apple juice just because you didn’t text her back?
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    • “Someone bought be something ! This is what real love is women ! Money ! My boyfriend didn’t message me back when he wasn’t my boyfriend that makes him bad!”
      dickery 2 apr
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    • Probably cause you're out here searching for other dudes to do shit for you and he's done with your bullshit.
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    • Because the apple juice guy just trying to fuck. After you give em it, no more applejuice.
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    • Because the new guy is tryin to fuck while the boyfriend is getting it on the reg
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    • This is why men won't marry you whores, you simply aren't loyal.
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    • He brought you that apple juice cause he wants in them pants
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    • He wants his dick sucked
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    • If you have to beg your bf of 4 years to get a text back then maybe you’ve done something to push him away... like texting other dudes.. or giving out your number Willy nilly to any thirsty fucker who gives you a juice box. Stop being a slut and pay attention to your man.
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    • Cuz you lettin random niggas bring you juice in the middle of the night. Trick.
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    • He got you apple juice because he wants to fuck you. Damn girls are stupid af
      Shao 2 apr
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    • So let me get this straight, she’s about to leave her boyfriend of 4 years cause he didn’t bring her some apple juice? How did they manage to last that long?
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    • No one will be nicer or do things way out of their way than a guy who is trying to get laid.
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    • I remember I once brought a co-worker some coffee and that she thought I wanted to fuck or something. After that she started hitting on me and that sad part was that she was married. Bitches arent loyal :/
      HeyBlue 2 apr
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    • Well, your boyfriend already has you, apple juice guy is trying to get you. Pretty simple.
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    • You girls deny your man so much in a relationship. Then wanna ask when we got so bitter.
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    • Hes probably sick of you throwing ass to any guy that brings you apple juice
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    • Cuz apple juice guy is gonna stop doing that stuff as soon as he gets in them pants
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    • Imagine shitting on your boyfriend like this in public for everyone to see because one guy thought he was slick and bought your cheap ass an apple juice, that's all it took for you to change teams. Sad
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    • Apple juice guy trying to get in your panties thats why
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    • Because he’s trying to fuck you.
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    • Honey I'm breaking up with you because some random stranger got me apple juice
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    • Guys don’t find a girl like this bitch who ain’t even loyal that far into a relationship
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    • Apple juice guy just wants to tap that ass, your boyfriend already got the season pass though, so he don’t care about your bitchy ass.
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    • Why do girls always make the relationship about them? It’s seriously all about pleasing them, paying for them, and dragging conversations along because most of them are stale af. They are complete narcissists. What do they even do for me? MGTOW all the way.
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    • I need more context than this. We all know what the honeymoon phase is like. Do you love the man or do you love the attention/ material things he brings?
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    • Maybe it’s because you ask other guys to come over at 9:30 🤷🏽‍♂️
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    • Don’t pull that back up plan bullshit. Any female that can’t survive an extended period of alone time entertaining themselves are likely as empty, hollow, and devoid of any contribution in a relationship.
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    • Because your bf knows the real you
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    • Now apple juice guy is banging your girlfriend of 4 years because your phone probably died on the way hom from work
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    • Maybe because your boyfriend was apple juice guy but never got any apple juice in return so he stopped bringing you juice.
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    • Weak and weird comparison? Check. Attention seeking behavior that can be inferred through her tweet? Check. Preaching about what women "deserve" from men? Check. Eyyup. Got yourself a twitter thot here
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    • Just saying, when you meet someone new there’s heavy chemistry. If you’re a woman who starts talking shit about a 4 year relationship because of some dude you barely know, then you’ll never end up satisfied. There may be a spark, but your SO deserves loyalty if he’s been there for you for 4 years.
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    • Apple juice guy thirsty as fuck and gonna stop texting you back faster than that boyfriend did
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    • I bet you haven’t slept with that guy you’ve only known for a week, apple juice guy is just tryna smash
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    • I bet he was an apple juice guy when they first got together. Then she stopped appreciating that shit cause she started expecting it. Get your own fucking juice
      K_Quist 6 apr
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    • Hes just doing whatever he thinks he needs to to get his dick wet....just wait a few months hoe
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    • Probably brought the juice cause he tryin to get his dick wet
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    • I bet you traded pussy for that juice
      josuedaj 5 apr
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    • Its bc he wants pussy
      Bonf 5 apr
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    • He wants to fuck. Pre fuck guys are literally the best and sweetest. Once they get the pussy. Well. That’s gone.
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    • Because the new guy wants in your pants, as soon as he gets that, just cum juice for you..
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    • Ladies almost any guy will do almost anything you ask to get some when you meet. Just because your boyfriend don't do the same doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. It just becomes impractical to cater to your every whim when in a long term relationship. Granted not texying back isn't a good sign
      ChiLanta 4 apr
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    • Maybe the guy bringing you juice at 9:30 is hoping to get some pussy because let’s be honest who the fuck asks for apple juice at 9:30 and he doesn’t yet know that you are simply a needy bitch.
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    • Guys, this is why you find a keeper, otherwise she'll run to any guy who gets her apple juice
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    • Wanting to trade 4 years for an apple juice. Wow thats shallow
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    • Wehim 3 apr
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    • Because Apple juice guys wants sex. And it's easy to be the perfect new guy that doesn't have to deal with the stresses of a relationship.
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    • This generations is fucking ridiculous expecting their S.O. to text back after 2 seconds and freaking out if they don’t. You’re not that important.
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    • The apple juice guys wants to fuck her. In less than 4 years he will be a memory. The grass isn’t greener with someone else. Work with who you have and better things
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    • Imagine losing your gf cause some dude bought her apple juice.
      barak 2 apr
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    • Apple juice guy hasnt fucked you yet, thats why
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    • The real question is why the fuck this bitch talking to another guy and asking him to bring her apple juice at 930pm? The fuck?
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    • Maybe because that dude that brought you apple juice just wants to fuck for a bit and your boyfriend probably is busy doing some shit and you guys probably also see eachother enough so learn to have some alone time needy whore
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    • If something like that makes you consider your 4 year relationship, you're the problem
      Straid 2 apr
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    • Dude i have been in my relationship for almost 8 years, and every now and again i treat my lady to a nice dinner and a fancy glass of wine, and sometimes she gets mcdonalds, and sometimes we just deal with what's in the fridge, and some nights we just cuddle and watch cartoons. Buying stuff =/= love
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    • Juice guy would stop after he hit
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    • Guy with the apple juice is trying to get in her pants.
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    • Apple juice guy was legit just tryna pipe if we being honest, you really think he’s gonna bring you apple juice at 9 PM for 4 years?
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    • Probably because several years of being asked to go out of your way to get apple juice at 9:30 can wear a man down to the point of losing interest.
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    • Apple juice guy is just trying to fuck you. guys generally are only nice cause they wanna get in your pants
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    • Because the guy coming to give you apple juice at 9:30pm is just trying to get on your good side to fuck and your boyfriend shouldn't have to do stupid shit like that for you because you're a child
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    • Because apple juice guy wants to fuck you? And he probably doesn't text back cause you ask for dumb shit like apple juice at 9 fucking 30 at night when he probably works in the morning.
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    • Or you're an adult and your boyfriend knows you can get your own damn juice at 9:30
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    • Imagine throwing away 4 years because some dude that wanted one night with bought a fucking bottle of apple juice
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    • The dude that gets the apple juice just wants some fuck
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    • The apple juice guy is just trying to get in her pants, bf is already in
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    • Start dating him. See if he keeps bringing you apple juice. Yall are gonna get stuck in an endless cycle of "i left my boyfriend because he didnt bring me flowers every day but this other guy I just met did for the first 3 days I knew him"
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    • Cause he’s trying to fuck you probably? Imagine shitting on a boyfriend of 4 years just cause some dude brought you juice what a fucking bitch
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    • Yall really out here leaving someone for apple juice guy when hes going to do the same thing 4 years from now. Get it together and talk with your significant other and figure out your next steps even if that leads to a break up. stop trading people in for someone new. They're not cars, Becky
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