• How about you take me
on an actual date,
cheapass.
Delivered
TBH Netflix and chill isn't a
cheap date.
Rent: $1300
Electricity Internet: $140
Netflix: $8
Bitch that's $2498
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    • Nobody talking bout how it’s black and white?
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    • You can get a mortgage for like half that price and not be throwing your money literally down the drain.
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    • thats not covering the food and a plan B
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    • Called him a cheap ass? Bitch you rely on a man to take you places cause you cant yourself. Stfu lol
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    • You forgot her $2 tip
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    • Imagine calling someone cheap because you won't even pay half the bill if you even did go out on a date
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    • 650 bucks and its not a smart TV? Wtf maybe in 2010
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    • She’s calling him a cheap ass, but I bet she wants him to pay for the whole date
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    • Not about the money. It's about the quality of the time spent.
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    • Ok judge all you want but I live in a tent. Lost my old job/apt from drug abuse. It was and is entirely my fault. Now I have to work 2 jobs to save up enough to get a new apt. I wish I could Netflix and chill with some1. I mean I could if you feel like watching it off a phone, sitting on a cot
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    • Ah damn he just asked her to move in.
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    • Isn’t the person who took the screen shot The one benign a cunt
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    • Men/Boys don’t get broke for your gurl and we want you to live/eat.
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    • That's per month and per product. In reality it costs (1300+140+8)/30/12 giving about $4 assuming a 2 hour date. The ps4 and TV would be negligible additions.
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    • Why is this printed on an 8x11 sheet of paper?
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    • Ah yes the gray iPhone text message bubble
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    • Bruh, don't go after girls like that, they ain't worth your time. They'll take your money then leave
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    • A date's a date if you actually care for someone, needy whore
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    • God I hate women. Obviously not every single one, but as a group they're cancer. "Boo hoo I have depression, gib attention" meanwhile my friends and family have literally forgotten that I tried to off myself.
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    • 2498 split into 32 days is $78 divided by 24 hours is about $3 an hour for a date.
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    • 1300 for rent? Nigga thats yo dumbass fault, you dont even live with the bitch and you paying for a fucking 3 bedroom, your a retard, im actually all gor her finding a less bitch ass nigga.
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    • Y’all really hating on a woman who might just be trying to become more than a booty call?
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    • Except she’s only there for 4 hours and doesn’t spend the night, so 1300rent becomes $7.22, a flat screen lives for 50,000 hours which turns into .052 cents, a PS4 that lasts 10 years would be .018 cents, electricity and internet becomes .77 cents, Netflix becomes .044 cents....$8.11
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    • It's not like she's there 24/7. Dumbass
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    • Imagine thinking all women were like this
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    • I mean they’re both assholes tbh...
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    • You use a PS4 for Netflix?
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    • Did the math and... I pay more lol
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    • You would be paying for all that stuff anyways. So stop being a lazy SO and take your girlfriend out on a real date
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    • But those things are all already paid for. Those have nothing to do with her. Also, if she wants a "dinner and movie" type of date, she should expect to provide financially some way.
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    • Your bills are your own responsibility. That's your own fucking problem, don't expect other people to be sympathetic for the responsibility you have taken upon yourself. I honestly don't care about the context of the pic itself, just that this dude is spouting his finances. Who fucking cares we all
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    • Ok so that’s the monthly cost. So to get the “actual” cost you have to break it down by hours. 720 hours a month of 30 days. So $2498 divided by 720 is $3.46 a hour. So if your Netflix and chill is 3 hours = $10.38. You a cheapskate
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    • Why are your bills in this situation. Netflix n chill is a cheap date ... but an awesome date. That being said both of these type of people suck.
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    • He is a cheapass. That’s the cheapest Netflix plan.
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    • Take him on a date, bitchass
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    • did you print out this meme and take a picture of it
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    • you can drop 400 for the ps4 and replace it with a modern tv that comes with netflix saving you 100-200
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    • Imagine calling someone a cheap ass when you expect to be given everything for free
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    • Netflix is $8?!
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    • Is it shallow that I wouldn't want to do Netflix and chill on the first date either? I'd rather go somewhere more public then to someone's house on the first date
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    • Per day?
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    • Ill take u on a good date if u do the same in return
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    • Yeah that’s if you wanted to Netflix and chill for the entire month straight
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    • Ungrateful ass
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    • 650$ for a tv? I got a 4k smart 50 inch hdr compatible TV brand new for 200$ at Walmart, y'all can't manage money can ya?
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    • The date doesn’t last the whole month dipshit
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    • Alright the ps4 doesn't count because I bought a 55 inch smart tv for $700 and you can watch netflix without a ps4...
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    • Bitches call a man cheap but will deliberately get men to take them on dates for free food
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    • Divide it by 30 because you only pay those things once a month and then divide that by 8 because the date is probably only going to be around 3 hours
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    • All those are sunk costs
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    • A shitty 2 bedroom apartment in Minneapolis costs 950 plus utilities. A nice apartment with AC, washer dryer included in the apartment, and a balcony big enough for a whole ass garden in Eau Claire, WI costs 750
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    • Personally I would prefer a date in public if it is the first time meeting someone. But I would pay for my own movie ticket and dinner. Unfortunately not many people share the same opinion.
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    • Say it with me fellas, “Women ain’t ____”
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    • my netflix bill 14.99 a month bro and i keep the lights on in this btch don't play me like that
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    • If rent is 1300, why not just buy a house?
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    • Don’t forget the condoms
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    • Condoms: $10.15 for a box
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    • Ummm... it's cheap because he was spending that money on himself .. honestly I like take away and hanging out with my husband
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    • But you would’ve already been paying that..
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    • 1300 dollar rent? Like... a month??? Am I the only one that thinks that’s kinda wild?
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    • 1. Girl that was uncalled for. Just because you don't like to Netflix and chill doesn't mean you have to get ugly. 2. Dude don't call her a bitch (even though she's being a total bitch.) Just dump her. I'm free whenever you are.
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    • If ur unattractive then that’s that
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    • How tf you get Netflix for $8
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    • Barely have enough if you were playing monopoly
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    • To be fair you're already going to pay that regardless of the date..
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    • Well technically you'd only be paying 1/30 or 1/31 of that for the single day/night it happened (not counting February) which is still a large sum of 80$ or 83$ respectively using the total provided
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    • Bruh, n&c > most everything
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    • $400 for a PS4? I spent $80 less...
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    • $2498 not including tax
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    • My mans packing the standard issue calculator
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    • Seeing how those are monthly bills it would be appropriately $98 per day +take out
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    • tv and ps4 is a one time purchase so the numbers dont add up lol
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    • Lol
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    • To be fair, they are already paying for the rent and electricity bill anyways, and had already bought the TV and PS4
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    • That I pay regardless of me dating you or not! So! Don’t count!
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    • My rents 250$, get shit on nerd
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    • If I ask you I’ll always pay. But don’t expect shit from me, if we get there and you just automatically expect me to pick up your tab then you can fuck off. You didn’t have to come.
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    • This is why I support true gender equality
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    • She's just making sure he has enough $ for child support
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    • women are cringe
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    • He's not wrong :/
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    • You pay 1300 for rent?? Where tf you live at? Hollywood Hills?
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    • Why is this black and white
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    • If intimate time is spent together then it's a date. Sometimes staying in is way better.
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    • Bitch just got fuckin' told. Be happy you're goin' on a date before you complain.
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    • Looks cheap to me
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    • I genuinely hope that any guy who’s talking with a girl like that will quit wasting they time and throw that hoe to a stanky curb
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    • Since when did owning a PS4 cost $400? You don’t pay that shit monthly other than PS Plus.
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    • Is this printed
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    • he ain't wrong
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    • But most have those already
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    • It’s funny because in my relationship my boyfriend wants to go to expensive places but I am happy with McDonald’s
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    • As if he's gonna stop paying rent or return his tv and ps4 😒
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    • I need this broken down into the amount of time I’m actually their and specificity to how much of each appliance I actually use.
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    • Don't forget the price of the condoms.
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    • Nah, thats a list of costs that you would be paying regardless. Not saying that you should go out of your way to spend money, but saying that a date cost you $400 because you have a ps4 is like saying that it cost you $40k to give a buddy a ride because you have a car.
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    • Learn some math people!
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    • It's about spending time and bonding, not the quality of your surroundings when doing so.
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    • Nah if a girl says this block her immediately
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    • That's like 83+ bucks per night
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