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    • guess im in charge of the thermostat now arent i? *rubble goes flying in every direction and there is an unearthly rawr coming from within it*
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    • Guess I can leave the lights on when I'm not at home
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    • *dad slowly levitates out of the rubble holding some tongs and wearing a #1 dad cooking apron as the avengers theme plays*
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    • *touches the thermostat*. *Earth starts to shake*
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    • "Guess I can finally air condition the neighborhood"
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    • Guess you don’t have to pay mom child support anymore *mom starts ripping threw solid concrete with bare hands
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    • “HEY DAD IM HUNGRY” *ruble begins to shake as dad emerges “HI HUNGRY IM DAD”
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    • “Dad I’m hungry!” *rubble dramatically vaporizes as dad goes super saiyan* “HI HUNGRY IM DAD”
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    • I think I’ll go over here and TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
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    • Guess I can leave the front door open so the outside will have a/c too
      Inline6 10 may
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    • "CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME A SANDWICH?" *rubble begins flying through the air* Dad: "Poof, you're a sandwich"
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    • I’m in charge of the lawnmower now
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    • "IM HUNGRY" *the rubble moves as he crawls out* "hh.....hi hungry...i...im dad"
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    • Happy bday dober
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    • *Pokes thermostat*
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    • Me: Boy I sure am hungry... *rubble starts to move and the whole ground shakes* Dad(in a demonic voice):hi hungry I’m dad
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    • *Changes thermostat from 62 to 63
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    • Well then, I guess someone else will have to build the rest of the patio!
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    • *Touches the thermostat* NOOOOOO!
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    • “Hey I’m hungry” *Rubble disintegrates, earth begins to shake, lawns immediately become well kept, thermostats explode*
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    • Oh look I found the thermostat in this pile of rubble
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    • *touches thermostat*
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    • "OH NO! I'M SAD." *in the distance* "*groans* Hi... sad..... *coughs* I'm.... dad...."
      ElBatdude 11 may
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    • "Guess that i can sell that dumb riding lawn mower!" * the ground shakes, the rubble shudders, the sky grows black as lightning strikes, the rubble explodes outward with a gust of force, my father rises from the freshly made crater, with golden hair apon his head*
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    • Hrrrrrrrn. It's cold in here. I think I'll bump the thermostat a few degrees. *Muffled screaming*
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    • Dad come meet my new boyfriend! *cocks shotgun from rubble*
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    • Me: *yells that I’m hungry* Dad: *muffled* hi hungry I’m dad
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    • Touches the thermostat. *dad bursts from the rubble.
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    • Me: ima touch the thermostat. Dad: *violently rises out of the debris with glowing eyes*
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    • Looks like I’ll have to tell the jokes from now on
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    • Guess I’ll change the thermostat and grill and make dad jokes now *“rubble rebuilds into the full house and dad says “not as long as you are under this roof”*
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    • “Guess I’ll cut the grass” *flies out of the rubble like Thor*
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    • GUESS THE THERMOSTAT IS MINE NOW
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    • Me and my family were having dinner one night and I ordered a sundae and the waitress was like "no prob, what topping?" And I whispered "wet nuts" (which is how it said it in the menu) and she said "what?" And then my dad bellows out "HE SAID HE WANTS SOME WET ASS NUUUUUUTS!"
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    • Guess I wont crosshatch the lawn at a 45° angle when I mow it
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    • "Dad I'm hungry" rises with malicious intent
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    • Guess I can change the thermostat now. *dad explodes through the rubble*
      BatJoker 12 may
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    • Guess all the beer in the fridge is mine now
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    • I want an anime that's all about dad powers
      ThatWolf 11 may
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    • * touches the thermostat*
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    • I guess I’ll have to fuck mom now. 🤷‍♂️
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    • “I can’t wait to mow the lawn with dads new mower!”
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    • Guess I’ll use these tools and not put them away after I’m done with them.
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    • Guess I'll fuck with the thermostat
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    • Guess I’m the man of the house *the rubble starts shouting*
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    • Guess I'll just leave the tap on while I brush my teeth
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    • QUICK FIND ME THE THERMOSTAT
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    • “Oh well, guess we can sell the boat now” *literal fucking explosion as he just went super sayain*
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    • thought it said your dad is truck fire a second
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    • Avengers theme plays
      TDogB 17 may
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    • I GUESS I CAN DRIVE THE CAR
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    • Guess I'll throw away his old playboy collection....*Pillar men theme starts playing*
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    • Audible hell no was heard *emerges from the ruble favorite grilling spatula in hand*
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    • Guess I'm in control of the thermostat now
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    • Hmm, guess I can just leave the cap off the toothpaste now
      whahappen 14 may
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    • Huh, guess I'll get to eat all the steak In the freezer. *Rubble flies off, as dad walks out in ultra Instinct*
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    • Time to touch the thermostat
      tdubbz 13 may
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    • “Guess I’ll be in control of the thermostat from now on”
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    • Guess I’m in charge of the thermostat now bitch
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    • Guess I can leave all the lights on as I play with the thermostat while I leave a bunch of burgers and steaks unattended on the grill.
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    • Guess I’ll be wearing the white 90’s New Balances from now on. *rubble proceeds to fucking disintegrate*
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    • Guess I can change the thermostat now
      _iMemes_ 13 may
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    • Time to mow the grass crooked
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    • " I guess I'll go adjust the thermostat "
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    • Guess I’ll touch the thermostat
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    • Guess I'll have to rearrange the power tools
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    • Guess I'll lock my door
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    • Guess I get to mow the lawn now.
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    • ima touch that thermostat if ur ass doesn’t get out of that rubble
      cpanther 12 may
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    • *house reconstructs all burns are gone and it’s better than it was before then Father walks out with a belt and says a string of expletives and motions for you to get over there*
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    • My Dad legit passed away Friday morning. This made me smile. Thanks.
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    • “I’m hungry” I say, rubble doesn’t move the reality is I just made a shitty dad joke to see if he was alive and now I have to live with the fact that I just said that and my dad really is dead
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    • What’s black and sits at the top of the steps? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire
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    • Oh its getting pretty cold in here would be a shame if i used the thermostat
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    • Fireman:I am sorry for your loss| me: his sorry for your loss I’m dad| *rubble starts to move*
      f99tima 11 may
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    • Well guess I can finally touch the thermostat
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    • I tell you what.
      KemonPoe 11 may
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    • Guess I get to fuck mom now
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    • Me: NOO! I’m so sad about this! Dad: *coughing and getting out of rubble* Hi sad... I’m dad
      4DR14N 11 may
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    • MlemFox 11 may
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    • Guess I can touch the thermostat” *from the debris my father explodes in a ball of fire * Don’t you fucking dare
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    • *touches thermostat*
      MoonKin 11 may
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    • I'm not going to mow the lawn in a pattern
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    • "It's a little chilly. Think I'll turn up the thermostat to 72" *all debris starts to levitate*
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    • “I’ll be fine not to mow for a month or so”
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    • Dad; “I will endure a thousand deaths before he grills”
      Zegop 10 may
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    • Guess I will start playing video games before I do my homework
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    • imma leave a window open with the air conditioner on, if you listen closely you can hear him asking if we’re paying to cool the outside too
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    • "GUESS I'LL TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT!!!!"
      Aklanoray 16 may
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    • Did we all have the same dad?
      TheJays 15 may
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    • Guess I can use the car
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    • Ur grandma is still missing steps forward but in hungry kitchen rebuilds it self with granny in it making food
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    • *shouts at rubble* guess I’ll tell mom your secret
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    • Me: But Dad, I'm Hungry." *rubble begins to levitate and shake as Dad emerges* Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"
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    • Guess I control the thermostat now
      DaddyyD 13 may
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    • *loudly* so what you’re saying is, I have control of the thermostat? “Dad bursts out of the rubble” OH NO YOU DON’T!
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    • Jeez, I gotta change up the thermostat to cool off here
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    • It'll straight up look like the ending to Batman v. Superman
      M4Life 13 may
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    • Guess I can leave the water on while I brush my teeth
      JG72 12 may
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