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    • My oral hygienist has to press her boobs into the side of my face in order to get at my teeth... lord give me strength, cause I sure as hell need more
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      • I relate to this on a deep level
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        • All dentists are men in their 50's+
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          • When you got a hot dentist but all you can focus on is the spanish assistant with no experience not sucking up the drool with the tube thing and then saying shit behind your back (too loudly btw) about how gross it is
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            • My friends mother was my dentist and I told him his moms boobs felt nice on my face
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              • You mean when the prostate doctor fingers my ass
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                • Mouth full of saliva about to gag, Dentist, "So, do anything fun over the summer?"
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                  • Or when her boobs press up against your head or shoulder. There’s no saving yourself
                    Tbone1919 12 feb
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                    • Happened to me when I was getting knocked out for surgery on my broken leg. They wheeled me into this room with all the nurses and this one nurse was super cute and I was like “holy fuck, hot nurses really exist?” and I swear as she knocked me out I had to fight that boner lmao
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                      • When the dentist presses her big boobs against your face when cleaning your teeth
                        mastert 13 feb
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                        • My friend's mom was my dental hygienist. Total milf. I always asked her how it felt to know that i have insurance that lets me have her mom's tits in my face every 6 months lol.
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                          • Getting the dick exam at a physical from a female doctor is the best and worst thing ever
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                            • So, my doctor is super hot, and when I was getting a physical exam, it was hard not to pop, but somehow I made it through the ball fondalage without my millimeter Peter saying hi
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                              • Fun story: I got in a quadding accident and cut just above my groin pretty bad. I had to go to the hospital and had to be looked at by a cute af doctor. When she came in, the first thing she said was she'd have to pull off my underwear to see the cut. My dick was purple and she just laughed. Fml 😩
                                StanIee 12 feb
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                                • My orthodontist is a middle age Indian guy so hes not giving me boners hes giving me good oral hygiene
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                                  • Do you know how hard it is to not lick their fingers
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                                    • My teacher in high school overheard my friend and I say we wanted to have a 3way with her and she made us stay after class and she goes "Boys you understand this is inappropriate right" we go yeah then my stupid ass friend dead ass says "sorry ma'am, your just very pretty for a teacher"
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                                      • Don’t even, try having a hot doctor, have to go ultra instinct to not get a bone during a physical
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                                        • *Dentist pulls out glock* If you bleed that means you aren't flossing enough
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                                          • My dentist is my cousin, can relate
                                            Nigachu69 12 feb
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                                            • Yeah it be really awkward if I got a boner because my mom is my dentist
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                                              • https://ifunny.co/fun/BRCrUcGT6 better go give my doggo some love
                                                joeygyo 12 feb
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                                                • had one with thicc ol tiddies against my face the whole time and it took chinese monk meditation to not rip my pants
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                                                  • I had to get two feelings 2 weeks ago and my god my dentist was just hot damn, and she was like 22 and I'm 17 but she sure as hell put them honkers in my face while she doing her job
                                                    Buddha710 12 feb
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                                                    • I hate when the dentist tries to have a conversation with me while they’re stuffing their fingers in my mouth. Then they’re like “oh, shy?” No fucktard I can’t talk with your hand shoved down my throat
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                                                      • is it just me or do female dentists forget they have boobs.
                                                        Red_User 12 feb
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                                                        • *presses tits on ur head when looking in ur mouth*
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                                                          • Theirs always hot young rn's in the clinic and they were checking my balls for hernias and some new nurses came in and said if it was ok to do it to for learning purposes best day of my life
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                                                            • One time I went to this orthodontist and her tits pressed against my cheek like the entire time for some reason it made me leg twitch
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                                                              • Am I the only one who’s always had an older male dentist?
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                                                                • I've felt a full titty on the top of my head when I get my braces tightened
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                                                                  • I just hope I never wear sweat pants to the dentist
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                                                                    • I’ve never had an attractive dentist in my life
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                                                                      • You had me at ‘hot dentist’. Can you sleep over and floss me in the morning?
                                                                        Splicky 12 feb
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                                                                        • Lucky my hot dentist put her finger in my ass while she held me down with both hands
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                                                                          • My dentist is some hot chick that's literally like 2 years older than me
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                                                                            • More like when the hot female doctor checks ur balls.
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                                                                              • This was my first time having a women dentist same story boobs on the face yea yea yea and then this bitches kid just walk in and it was some one I knew from school asking about dinner in shit while im getting their moms jugs in my face.
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                                                                                • I’ve only had female dentist and they always press their boobs against my face to reach my teeth lol
                                                                                  James_GRX 12 feb
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                                                                                  • *dont suck it don’t suck it don’t suck it* *SUCK*
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                                                                                    • Yeah the past 4 years ive had braces and well every time i go to get them adjusted or different wires, the hot girls always put their chests on me to work on my teeth
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                                                                                      • My aunt and sister are my hygienist & dentist... so this doubly applies to me
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                                                                                        • I can’t like this post or my gf will get mad
                                                                                          BigBus 12 feb
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                                                                                          • Try a prostate exam
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                                                                                            • My dentist is like a 50 year old guy. So I relate to this too
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                                                                                                • You submissive little beta.
                                                                                                  LordDND 12 feb
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                                                                                                  • Try having a hot nurse run an ultrasound on your ballsack looking for a hydrocele, occasionally running the hot gel onto the base of your shaft without getting a boner
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                                                                                                    • As a male hygienists assistant, I can tell when a patient is enjoying the cleaning too much. I had no idea this was such a kink until I started this job
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                                                                                                      • *Hot doctor puts her finger in your butt.
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                                                                                                        • I have a dental hygienist who doesn't have the biggest boobs but she's cute as fuck. When she's scraping my teeth and flossing at the end of the cleaning she always comes at it from above my head and so my head is between her tits. It's fucking amazing.
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                                                                                                            • I have a gorgeous black lady dentist and she puts her boobies on my head heh
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                                                                                                              • Yo the dental assistant where I go purposefully pushes her boobs into my face.
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                                                                                                                • Thats because her breast are running against your head
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                                                                                                                    • I had my sports physical done by a woman and popped a boner. Fucking r.i.p.
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                                                                                                                      • All the female dentists are from india and look like they put their faces through a meat processor.
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                                                                                                                        • Flex one muscle really hard for about 60 seconds to get the blood rushing somewhere else
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                                                                                                                          • I had a pretty hot dentist press her boobs on my head
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                                                                                                                            • For my physical I had this hot chick in her early 30s and holy shit was it hard when she had to check my balls. I was so worried I was gonna get a boner
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                                                                                                                              • When I’m about to get a boner, I think of a bunch of sad stuff like war, dead puppies, and people who haven’t tasted Ramen
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                                                                                                                                  • I’m not getting a boner with latex in my mouth.
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                                                                                                                                    • Now moan
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                                                                                                                                      • IM AT THE DENTIST RIGHT NOW, FUCK
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                                                                                                                                          • If you get aroused by fingers in your mouth you probably gay
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                                                                                                                                            • Oh yea finger these teeth you slut aw fuck
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                                                                                                                                              • Don't have this problem, the only person I can find attractive is my gf
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                                                                                                                                                • YOOOO WHAT?! FIRST TOP COMMENT OFF MY DENTIST STRUGGLES?!
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                                                                                                                                                  • Flex any muscle for around a minute and boner begone
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                                                                                                                                                    • Lmao I would not be able to control that at all. Think I just developed a new fetish tbh. Please help.
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                                                                                                                                                      • This is unrelated but one time this hot hair stylist was cutting my hair and she asked me where I worked and went to school etc., and I told her. Then, in my vain attempt to keep the conversation going...I asked her where she worked...
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                                                                                                                                                        • All dentists are people from arabic countries and all assistants are women from 40+
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                                                                                                                                                          • If she’s staring at your crotch enough to notice, you’ve got a chance anyway.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Idk how yall get boners with latex shoved into your wisdom teeth poking around
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                                                                                                                                                              • no lie I've gotten a boner she just told me it's fine it happens I think she just said that to make me feel better.
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                                                                                                                                                                • I've had a female doctor hold my balls and tell me to turn my head and cough. It was almost like a porno except she was a professional.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Sometimes I like to lick their fingers to make them uncomfortable
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                                                                                                                                                                    • All the booby brushing as a teenager. Jesus christ...
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                                                                                                                                                                      • You mean the dentist assistants. My last dentist I feel he literally hired nothing but hot young women. Every single one of em were hot af
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Dentist: Owo what’s this?? *pornhub intro starts*
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                                                                                                                                                                          • My orthodontist's assistant was so GD hot. She had these emerald green eyes and I just got lost in them. Tan skin. Dirty Blonde hair. Ahhhh, Memories.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • It’s worse when it’s a hot doctor and you’re getting a physical
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                                                                                                                                                                              • When you're getting a physical and the doctor starts grabbin your junk
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                                                                                                                                                                                • A super hot busty dentist literally put my head between her tits and winked at me then continued on with the cleaning.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • The hottest ones are the most aggressive with your teeth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • When the doctor checks ur penis and you get a boner and he just looks at you
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Bitch try not getting one with a fucking masseuse. Iv never been more stressed/relaxed in my life!
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I got a physical from a really hot doctor once. I never felt so judged in my life... It was amazing
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I have to get my braces fixed every other week and all you gotta do is throw a hoodie over you lap
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • What about when you have to get a physical or summin and the dr or whatevea has to look at ur pp?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Yall stfu. I just had an ultrasound ON MY NUTS about 3 hours ago
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • My dentist is an Indian guy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • I don’t relate to this on any level
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Can’t wait to be a hygienist and think this actually happens
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • And then she sticks her dick in
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