Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
PapaChode PapaChode
14 dec 2020
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA
NE
oh.... OH GOD!!
Badger420 Badger420
26 sep 2020
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA NE oh.... OH GOD!!
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
pumped_amoistnapkin pumped_amoistnapkin
29 jun
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
=--s ie.
How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
25 sep 2020
=--s ie. How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
Girls on a dolphin tour: oh my gosh look at them they're so cute let's take a picture
Me and the boys on the dolphin tour:
MemesDaily2020 MemesDaily2020
26 sep 2020
Girls on a dolphin tour: oh my gosh look at them they're so cute let's take a picture Me and the boys on the dolphin tour:
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT
OR A CAT SEAN?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT OR A CAT SEAN?
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?
Everyone: Buff dog isn't real, he can't hurt you
Buff Dog:
He's just standing there... ME
NACINGLY
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
Everyone: Buff dog isn't real, he can't hurt you Buff Dog: He's just standing there... ME NACINGLY
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
yeetusdelutus420 yeetusdelutus420
26 sep 2020
sNew. 1. Write the word "boob'{
[Speed Dating]
I'm into bad boys.
We are done here.
Originally Originally
10 jun
[Speed Dating] I'm into bad boys. We are done here.
Your crush
says "AWW
you are so cute"
Not to you
She said it to your dog
Alexander_SlyfeeR Alexander_SlyfeeR
22 sep 2020
Your crush says "AWW you are so cute" Not to you She said it to your dog
When you find out someone is brainwashed by a different form of media than the one that brainwashed you
Kymm Kymm
13 oct 2020
When you find out someone is brainwashed by a different form of media than the one that brainwashed you
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
casual_browser69 casual_browser69
24 sep 2020
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school