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    • Lurxxx 4 aug
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    • All guns have three prices. The price you paid, the price you told her you paid. And the price youre going to pay when she finds out.
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    • Don’t tell Mere
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    • Basically my dad. He spent 10k on guns a few weeks ago behind my mom’s back.
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    • Don't tell Mere
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    • That water bill is going to be very painful
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    • Silence Epicfail8686
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    • Yall really scared what your wife goin say? Do yall forget you a man, and a bitch aint suppose to disrespect you. Yall got the game fucked up.
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    • I’m telling you guys, the Jews blew up Beirut
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    • Soon the whole earth will be flooded like in that movie Waterworld
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    • So all I have to say is “the duality of man” and I get top comment?
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    • This past weekend i actually shot 2 guns for the first time ever and i will say that adrenaline rush from the first shots kick is addicting man, me and some friends were only there for an hour and i still dont really know what i shot just that it was a .45 acp handgun with some crazy kick 1/2
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    • Shut up epicfail8686
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    • Don’t fuck Epicfail8686
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    • Execute order 66 on Epicfail8686
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    • If she's a true southern wife then she'll be wanting to know where hers is.
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    • Need me a woman that'll remind me to buy surplus ammo
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    • Captain Price's quote "Remember what happened in Beirut?" resonates loudly
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    • Haha, I don’t tell my wife about large financial decisions, my marriage is built on lies, haha
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    • Demolitia gang where you at?
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    • How much do guns cost?
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    • Americans and their love for guns
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    • Attention demolitia, this is not a drill! I repeat this is not a drill! Mere found out!
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    • Skecchi 4 aug
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    • Don’t tell Mere
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    • You'd Just Drown Em... Fuck Hanna
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    • I don’t know if any of you have heard about it, but I think i found the greatest budget handgun ever. The Taurus G2C, only $240 and is AWESOME
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    • @demo ranch
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    • I say the n word but I’m white. Do something about it
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    • _TopNep_ 4 aug
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    • Ive dropped $2k on guns/stuff in 3 weeks. Help.
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    • A receipt? He bought something he hasn't told his wife about? I don't get it!
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    • My first animation
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    • Sorry, lost mine in a boating accident
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    • now he can fish
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    • He be vibin in the swamp
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    • Water is a weapon.
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    • Love Epicfail8686, all my homies love Epicfail8686
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    • So you’ll make your utility bill be 100x more expensive than buying guns, just to not explain why he bought guns. Outstanding move lmao
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    • Bro look at this cat
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    • My boyfriend spent his whole tax return on an AR last year and he regrets it now cause he's got hella debt
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    • I need someone to insult me daily that will motivate me to lose weight. I need someone who will text me daily to remind me to lose weight n stupid shit like that.
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    • Whut? I nede mah guns to fait duh Gubment.... #maga
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    • Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!
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    • I don’t see the problem if it’s your money and doesn’t put you or your family in financial ruin it’s a hobby and you enjoy it so spend ur money
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    • Should have been a receipt for Bass Pro Shop
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    • That man nervous as hell
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    • Get a girl who isn’t a bitch
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    • Where can a lad get a 1911 long slide
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    • That poor wallet. The water bill is going to be atrocious.
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    • The water bill is going to be mor expensive than the guns
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    • Saw this for guitars and I like it way more than this one
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    • Or you could not lie.
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    • Don't be ashashamed of what you love unless its unripe fruits, if you eat unripe food go kiII yourself
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    • My dad bought a gun despite my mom having a fear due to her abusive childhood that often involved guns. Now he has 3. One was a secret until I snitched.
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    • Be an adult. Communicate with your loved ones about your financials and don’t make rash buying decisions when it can impact others. If you’re hiding from your wife something is wrong.
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    • Fishing bait
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    • Well damn I guess I lost them in a boating accident, sure does suck to be me.
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    • For $100 extra bucks we'll make a receipt with the price you told your wife that you paid for the gun!!!!!
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    • I’ve recently wanted to buy a firearm just for the safety of my family I’ve shot some before and have all the proper training and experience, I can’t buy a handgun yet since I’m 20 so anyone have any recomondsrions for a home defense gun
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    • Imagine having to water your grass.
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    • Wtf is this Boomer humor bullshit
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    • Uh oh, boating accident
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    • Boys im definitely buying a gun soon.I was saving up for a new pc but seeing how fast the US went to shit after Floyd died during those weeks, I ain't risking shit no more. Nobody is robbing my business or home because "they're upset "
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    • Real Americans buy their guns second hand so there are no papers to track them
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    • I fucking love that both top comment are Don't tell Mere
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    • What
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    • Whats this boomer meme?
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    • You should be able to have a discussion about responsible spending with your wife
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    • In my defense I wouldn't buy guns if my wife walked around the house topless I'd never leave the house.
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    • You ever just stalk a random iFunnier in the chat
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    • Yo I make the money in this family and ill spend it as I like bitch
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    • Fun fact WalterCDornez is a bitch
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    • I want to build an AR pistol
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    • This is how Florida was born
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    • No wonder Texas has so many swamps
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    • Guns are more practical than 99% of the things your wive buys!
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    • Quick, gimme the hose.
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    • Just buy your guns. My wife doesn't care but I also don't spend retarded amounts of money
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    • The fuck you leaving receipts for? Dumbass. I still have a gun she doesn’t know about over a year later.
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