• Honey u need to use my tweezers to find ur dic
Oh sweetheart I'm a grown man with a beautiful wife and kids so little dick insults have zero affect on me but if you'd like to send those tweezers over I'd gladly pluck a couple pubes out so you Can sprinkle them on your head where your hairline used to be. Now kindly crawl out of my OMs you fuckin white walker.
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    • I hate when lonely women are bitches and call your dick small out of nowhere bc they want attention
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    • If a girl says you have a small dick after already hooking up with you more than twice, then her argument is invalid
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    • Him to her afterwards
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    • STOP SHES ALREADY DEAD
      grouchy 7 sep
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    • Dude I feel like that reaction image doesn't do the insult justice
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    • _marx_ 7 sep
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    • POV: You're dead and Duck God is watching
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    • The wife after being cucked
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    • Dude, do women even know how to insult someone besides with small dick jokes?
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    • get fucked karen
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    • if he’s a grown man with a wife and kids wtf is he doing messaging this girl on tinder?
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    • Bro, she said you have a small dick, all your arguments are irrelevant. Anything you say makes you the bad guy.
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    • I_NO_FUN 7 sep
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    • She was talking about the production company from the 80’s/90’s, way to jump to conclusions
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    • I read.it as DLC and I was very confused
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    • Why is he on tinder with a wife and kids
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    • I’ve called my dick everything from “the one eyed giant” to “fragile tick’s dick” and that mf and I are closer than bark on an oak tree. There ain’t no compliments or insults that can make me feel any different about my boy
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    • I can see how big her forehead is just from the small thumbnail pic
      spetsnaz 7 sep
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    • God damn dude you didn’t have to go so hard
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    • Ngl that was really harsh.
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    • god damn
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    • That was Sam J Comroe. Dudes funny as hell
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    • wait is he on a dating app? While having a wife and children? Why are they both so terrible
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    • Fucking obliterated
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    • So I dm this girl who was posting sexy stuff now me being a horny 16 year old boy who's sent before I didn't care too see how she looked and stuff. Well she said she only sells I laughed and said funny I sell my 8 inch dick pics got 100$ how much are your 200lb tits see I'm 16 and horny not 30
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    • But they didn't read it
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    • Yall should be jumping on the dude who’s talking to a girl on tinder when he has a wife and kids, not the girl. This was most likely preceded by an unsolicited dick pick and he got offended when she didn’t like it
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    • I suspect a reason why she went into his DMs like that. Not just because she wants to be a bitch.
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    • If a girl can't get a guy, she's probably got a terrible personality, so an insult from her means nothing
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    • hahah reaction picture hahaha
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    • why did she dm him tho
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    • The GoT reference got me
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    • If a chick ever insults you with a dick insult or the "this is why girls will never x... you" that means they have nothing to offer except being of the opposite sex. Just ignore them or my personal favorite "wow my niece fits into your partner requirements. What the fuck is wrong with you, you pe.do
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    • Effect*
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    • Way to long
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    • What is a white walker I see it every once in a while but dont actually know what it means
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    • So I’m assuming he rejected her and she made this joke because she couldn’t handle the rejection.
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    • white women are sub human
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    • Change mh mind but long replys like that make me feel like what ever your responding to is getting under your skin so you write something long and complicated as a response which clearly shows you put in effort so there for you do care.
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    • What’s a “white walker”?
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    • But how did it get to this point?
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    • Boom roasted
      KCFrog 8 sep
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    • And then everyone applauded.
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    • bruh it’s just Facebook messenger
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    • Just call her a sexist misandryst and you defeat her
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    • Yes its a fb message post but its cropped conveniently for the guy. Wonder what he sent to her to get that reply
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    • But the message is unseen. I need to know her response
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    • Way to bring the fucking hammer down
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    • I'll let the reaction image slide just this 1 time
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    • The only time I ever say a guy has a small dick is if they send an unsolicited dick pic. I don’t care if you’re one inch or 8 bc that’s small dick energy
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    • Oh, im so mature and so old, dick jokes have no affect on me why would you say something so dumb im so sophisticated, also your hairline lol
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    • I desperately want to see her response
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    • *effect
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    • Honey is his first name...
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    • In reality he prolly sent her a dickpick first then she ruined his ego
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    • Ohhhh shit you fucking nooned her dude
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    • Why where you guys even talking about his dick ?
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    • JESUS CHRIST DUDE you fucking nooned her
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    • No one starts a conversation like that. He was obviously already talking to her.
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    • Oooooof
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    • Lol she didn’t even read it. Tough luck
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    • Jokes on her I’m into that shit
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    • People who say you got a little dick are people who cant find anything real to complain about and just wanna fight
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    • Ok, but isn’t it “effect”?
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    • Fucking Christ I haven’t seen someone that aggressive since I played cyber attack last night
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    • Yes.
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    • "HoLy sHIT dUDe yOU fUcKinG noonED em" shut the fuck up jontron dumbass bitch
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    • Why are you even DMing her if you're married?
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    • who uses facebook messenger
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    • samuel j comroe is a fucking legend
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    • Had to zoom in the picture, and yeah, her forehead is out of there lol
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    • Inb4 when small dick insults actually made an impact
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