When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?"
The Funeral Director:
NoSpace NoSpace
19d
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?" The Funeral Director:
@omochi_nam0O1
Translated from Japanese by Google
mutual affection
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
27 sep 2020
@omochi_nam0O1 Translated from Japanese by Google mutual affection
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
My dog when I call his name when he has no collar on
Memory go Blank, Blank
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when I call his name when he has no collar on Memory go Blank, Blank
Me: I got $1400
Gun Shop
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
Me: I got $1400 Gun Shop
My dog when I call him
My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
Ze_loler Ze_loler
22 sep 2020
My dog when I call him My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
This person tried to unlock your Phone
lilrayden lilrayden
10 may
This person tried to unlock your Phone
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!
Skinny sucn a cute and petite figure
Skinny boys:
Maryella1126 Maryella1126
26 sep 2020
Skinny sucn a cute and petite figure Skinny boys:
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon
Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but
no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music
STAR. WARS
\ _THE
\DALORIA
smokersandjokers smokersandjokers
30 dec 2020
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music STAR. WARS \ _THE \DALORIA
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES
BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
ErosOne ErosOne
20 mar
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
When she says she uses OnlyFans but there's an AC unit at her house
Liar
CryHarder CryHarder
25 may
When she says she uses OnlyFans but there's an AC unit at her house Liar
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer