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how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
TLOU2ISAMAZING TLOU2ISAMAZING
27 jan 2021
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
munchkinbear munchkinbear
27 sep 2020
picey When your dog feels the beat!
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
os iy
AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
_TheLost_ _TheLost_
24 sep 2020
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT os iy AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
My brain: stop this project and start a new project
Me: Why?
My brain:
I said new projec'
Va. 4
neglectedrHumor97 neglectedrHumor97
29 dec 2020
My brain: stop this project and start a new project Me: Why? My brain: I said new projec' Va. 4
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I
Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @
My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
Ismokesmarties Ismokesmarties
12 jan 2021
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @ My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Itachy Itachy
23 sep 2020
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter
4 nov 2020
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines