• Home Depot: it'll cost an additional
$150 for delivery
My dad:
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    • As someone who works curbside at home Depot, you would not fucking believe how dumb people are with what they bring to pick shit up, someone ordered 2 full pallets of river stones and then showed up in a god damn Corolla expecting it to work
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    • Next he tells you to sit next to it and hold onto it so it doesn’t fly out, but you’re just a little kid so the whole ride home you’re just scared thinking that only the worst will happen
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    • I remember one time a dude on a motorcycle came in and asked us to strap a sheet a plywood to him
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    • I don't think any dad would be caught dead in that car
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    • Get a truck, or at the very least a trailer
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    • It could be a $1.50 and my dad would still put it in the back of a minivan
      IluvFord 2 jul
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    • As someone who works at HD and loads things into people's cars I can tell you this is 100% true
      SgtSnake 2 jul
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    • S o c i a l D i s t a n c i n g c h a m p
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    • 1 like = 1 hug
      MoonKin 2 jul
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    • I see nothing wrong here.
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    • Your dad doesn’t have a truck. His even a dad at that point?
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    • I bought a recliner and paid an extra $50 to have them put it in my room, when it got to the house, my mother told them to leave it at the curb, and then I had to take the heavy ass box down two flights of stairs myself. Never got my $50 back
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    • As a home Depot employee, I can say yes. I have seen similar things in my store
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    • You can rent a home depot truck for $20 an hour plus gas. Why TF would you not take advantage of the deal they set up for that exact reason.
      Bb_tuba 2 jul
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    • Clickbate articles be like, "this one trick, could keep tailgaters away forever"
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    • I bought a couch and loveseat a couple years ago and it was $100 to literally go 2 football fields away.
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    • No dad would come near that car
      peperoni 2 jul
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    • One time my dad refused delivery for our new water pipes and he cracked the windshield getting them all in
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    • He’s just in his way to a jousting tournament
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • Its one of those european countries where trucks are no where in sight and considered “massive” and they only drive stupid tiny cars like that.
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    • Every dad on the fucking planet
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    • Better yet, get your friend and drive two cars very carefully
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    • That is the reason I have a truck. I don’t always need it, but when I do, it’s there. Plus I had a little car once and the only good thing about it was the mpg. Then I see someone try to put a sofa in a car or some shit and I can laugh my ass off
      MILE5 2 jul
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    • For someone that works 6 days a week 150$ is not nothing.
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    • If your dad drives that you both deserve a vasectomy
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    • Man, one good gust of wind and that's thing will be spinning like a beyblade
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    • "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
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    • Sloms 2 jul
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    • I know someone who drives a car
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    • I can’t remember how many times we have done that
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    • I work in customer pick ups at a furniture store, and on a daily someone tries to put a king mattress into a sedan or something similar. My favorite lines are, “The sales person told me it would fit” “it won’t fit if I put the seats down?” And “can you try it anyway? I got —- in here before”
      dayto595 2 jul
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    • If it fits man
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    • If your a dad and only drive a car or sedan, than your really just a mom
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    • My dad used to work for a wood company. He told me once this guy pulled up in a Miata convertible. And had ordered a 10 ft by 3 ft piece of plywood. They asked how he was going to get it home. He went to his trunk and pulled out a jigsaw and cut a hole in the middle of it and asked the crew to put
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    • He needs a red flag for 5FT or more sticking out
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    • I was driving for Uber in Philly. Girl on a bike bought a ceiling fan. Put it in my car and I drove it to her house 3 blocks away. Home depot was going to charge her 75 to deliver and she would've had to wait 2 days.
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    • I’ve done something like this with my Jeep, hanging boards out the back window. Or just remove the roof and go in through the top over the roll cage. Because Jeeps are fuckin amazing
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    • He fucked up his right mirror
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    • Work in tool rental at the home depot, people have tried to put full sized lawn equipment in a small crossover. Didnt strap it down (despite my recommendation) and it rolled and smashed a window
      Ratte_ 2 jul
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    • Itll be 99 cents for delivery. My dad:
      HSJURIS 2 jul
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    • Yeah that’s $150 saved
      purekazz 2 jul
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    • Had a customer during black Friday show up to pick up a 70 inch TV in a fucking Miata, wanted us to strap it to the roof. Unfortunately wally world didn't allow associates to do that for liability reasons, and the customer got angry, then got even angrier cause we wouldn't provide free straps
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    • And then goes to the Taco Bell drive through
      Jdev69 2 jul
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    • 150 for delivery?
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      Krystal 2 jul
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    • You’re God Damn Right!
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    • So i used to work at a hardware store and I rather enjoyed loading up lumber and drywall for customers but I hated it when a customer would come in and get hardibacker board or plywood and long pieces of lumber like over 12 footers and then pull up in a beat up old nasty Cadillac with a bunch of pvc
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    • I mean u save $150
      sl00t 3 jul
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    • I work for a Home Depot and deliveries usually range from 50 to $70 that price is completely wrong
      bunicula 3 jul
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    • I work for a company in the delivery department and I can honestly say I have seen some shit.....
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    • Was looking into buying a built trans for my Dakota a while back, and this company wanted $800 to ship it to a shop near me, because it was to be shipped on a wooden pallet loaded on a semi truck. The thing weighs 200lbs max, it can literally be lifted by a dolly and set in the back of a UPS van.
      Llama_2k 3 jul
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    • Must be a Biden or Bernie supporter. No red-blooded, 2nd Amendment lovin 'Merican would go to HD in anything but a truck. Only question is do you love the blue oval, bowties or sheep trucks?
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    • No it’s when is 1 dollar bro
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    • Lmao funny, just a couple days ago my mom saw Home Depot’s delivery fee for 234 bricks and decided that we should take them home ourselves in her car
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    • Serious question, do they ever have sales on wood?
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    • Delivery fee is now a flat $79 or something around that.
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    • People always go shopping for like a damn 75inch tv and they have a fucking Chevy Aveo
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    • Bro $150 for delivery I’d do that shit too
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    • Phexal 2 jul
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    • Need red flags tied to the end of it but it should be legal otherwise I believe
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    • Any one got any tips to stop my boyfriend snoring? Apart from smothering him to death in his sleep
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    • iFappy 2 jul
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    • You gotta have an orange flag on the ends of that thing if it's over 6 feet out of the car. Duh
      Blagards 2 jul
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    • Ya know it would be great if people would stop buying shit to large for the damn car
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      Vappy 2 jul
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    • My Dad
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    • Yup
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    • Pretty sure that’s highly illegal but ride on bruther
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    • This theoretically could be legal.. if you put a flag on the back and front and sides of your car and wheels and bought a ford
      Swash 5 jul
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    • There is no safety flag attached to the rear
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    • Bruh it's $79 flat rate. Only $20 an hour for truck rentals
      MomGoose 5 jul
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    • No red flag either
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    • Fuck Home Depot all my homies shop a t Lowe’s
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    • When you deliver for a construction company but all their trucks are being used for other job sites.
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    • uhauls are only 20 bucks.
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    • I work at Lowe’s and loaded a motorcycle with mulch it was glorious
      Dextro 4 jul
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    • Damn skippy
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    • Just incredibly bold jousting move
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    • Final destination
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    • Me in my Chevy cruze
      ThePeblo 4 jul
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    • Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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    • Thats the power of the Home Depot
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    • Just get a fucking truck dumbass, rent or buy a trailer or you can just have them cut it depending on the type of Home Depot
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    • This is so true
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    • 150$ for delivery is criminal
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    • I work at Lowe’s and people expect us to load a whole ass pallet of concrete into their fucking car. There is fucking 42 bags of 80 Lb and 74 of 50 Lb
      LMGBros 3 jul
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    • Me me me, I'm one of those dads! I don't have friends with a truck, and I don't buy quite enough to warrent the home drop off. I just picked up 25 2x4's and stuck'em inside my equinox. I also picked up about 800lbs of patio stones in it. Only thing hurting is my suspension :D
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    • 79.00 flat rate delivery
      wkrizak 3 jul
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    • This shit happens so much at Menards. No you cannot fold a fucking door into your dam Prius
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    • I sometimes work deliveries at Home Depot, I was pulling an order just to find out the order was a single 5/3 hex nut. Not a box, just a single fucking hex nut. I’m dumbfounded on how someone was so lazy that they couldn’t pick up one tiny little hex nut. Instead of spending 18cents you spent $10
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    • If delivery was $1 my dad would still pick it up...
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    • I've ordered lumber from Home Depot several times. Every single time the order was wrong. Missing boards, wrong boards, wrong hardware, and the boards that were correct were all warped to shit
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    • Fuckin $150 for delivery?!?! Shouls have gone to lowes, lowes will deliver anything for a $59 flat rare, no matter the size of the load
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    • It's only stupid if it doesn't work. Sometime you gotta do with what you got
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