• >Home alone while grandma was on a date
>Live with grandma and her parent's live on the same street four houses down
>Be sitting in living room watching the Pokemon movie
>Throwing Pokemon cards around everywhere because I wanted to feel like a trainer throwing Pokeballs
>Hear a tapping on the glass that faces the backyard
>Freeze in place
>Look at window and see a figure standing on the other side
>Person breaks glass
>Nope the fuck out.
>Run faster than a Bugatti to my great grandparents
>Tell great grandpa, and he calls the police
>Police show up and look around, check for prints, none, and check the house to see if they're hiding.
>Cop finds something on my pile of thrown Pokemon cards
>Shows it to great grandpa
>He begins to cry a bit
>Grandma comes home not knowing shit (no cell phones)
>Police tell her everything, show her what was found on Pokemon cards
>She breaks down and cries
>Polios leave and we stay with Great grandparents until the next day when the window gets fixed.
>Grandma replaces all the locks and buys a gun
>Dont understand why they're so scared
>Two years later I bring it up and Grandma shows me what scared her.
>it was a picture from inside my closet.
>The date on the photo was from two days before the break in
>and in the photo I can be seen sleeping in my bed
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    • What the fuck.
      Foggofed 2 aug 2014
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    • But I though 4chain was supposed to be funny and shit, not make me check my closet for creepers.
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