• Holy guacamole you're hot
Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
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    • Anybody that responds like that won’t get a good relationship
      Shrektaro 19 jun
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    • Dodged a bullet, if you can’t act little lame around your girl don’t keep her.
      Esteem 20 jun
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    • She the kinda bitch that’ll break up with you over a typo
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    • Looks like you dodged a bullet
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    • Dodged a bullet there!
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    • What a fuckin cunt.
      jstone507 20 jun
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    • Holy crap she's taking herself way to seriously. Acting haughty as shit like she's God's gift to mankind, I hate people who act like that.
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    • Why do men hate me?
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    • Dodged a bullet king
      semeMdaeD 20 jun
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    • Her name would be Emily...😔
      yahfunny 20 jun
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    • Guess you could call that a guac block
      memejay 20 jun
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    • I do not want a gorl who doesn't say holy guacamole to set the mood!
      Ookamisan 20 jun
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    • This is the type of girl that doesn’t want a long lasting relationship,
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    • "Boohoo youre being insensitive even tho you literally didnt know and its a general expression, youre the problem, change yourself next time" stfu bitch
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    • How women act after thinking we are mind readers
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    • MeepieSheepie
      I thought it was cute and then I read her line and wanted to kick her in her useless vagina 😊
      MeepieSheepie 20 jun
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    • Imagine getting offended because someone said the word guacamole
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    • He's better off. That is *seriously* picky. I mean unmatch the guy if he says something obscene, sure, but he's just being dorky and cute. Give it a little time, have a whole conversation maybe, then see if you still don't click.
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    • He could’ve said bravocado and totally blew it
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    • She's not my type. But at least she responded and was honest. She's already better than my ex
      tweb 20 jun
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    • Yeah well we’re allergic to little bitch and w-we no-not gon-ACHOO
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    • Gimme an uncensored profile
      SikRik 20 jun
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    • Stuck up much? Have a sense of humour lady
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    • On the bright side she was genetically inferior anyway, her weakness is guacamole
      ak852 21 jun
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    • This one is annoying af, that was a pretty decent line if you ask me
      reesetink 20 jun
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    • Guacamole nigga penis
      iSaiyaman 20 jun
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    • Damn fucking bitch
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    • Well you don't start a conversation with "you're hot holy shit"
      _Tae 20 jun
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    • Well I'm allergic to your crappy attitude. It's so obvious she's used to just tossing aside guys for arbitrary reasons. Like damn, lighten up !
      Decklin 21 jun
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    • Wow, how stuck up do you gotta be to get offended by divine produce?
      Austere 22 jun
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    • Bernard_ 21 jun
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    • You’re the one who blew it bitch
      kamsayn 22 jun
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    • Dude thats so cute stop being stuck up
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    • I’m sorry, but just because someone is forward doesn’t mean you need to talk them down like that.
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    • Okay but why would anybody want to be with her dry ass if she responds like that to a decent message
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    • Her pfp is her bending over showing her ass...
      cooIbeanz 22 jun
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    • That means she’s allergic to latex though.. so you can hit it raw😉
      FadedInk 20 jun
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    • Not a very cash money move if you ask me
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    • Damn Karen, chill
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    • What a bitch
      TH3_AP3X 20 jun
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    • If you say holy guacamole to me I expect you to book a venue too because we are getting married
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    • KiIljoy can’t even respect a fun line
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    • It’s only cause her name is Emily
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    • Her name is emily she wasnt worth keeping
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    • Acting like she has standards when she’s just gonna sleep with a stranger from the internet the first time they hang out and then move on to the next dude she matched with
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    • I mean... hang on. His first line was “your hot” and thats a little lame. Sure the holy guacamole was cute but it was literally “your hot what’s up”. I think that’s where he blew it, and she just didn’t like any of it.
      SupergirI 20 jun
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    • Those of y’all who think she’s wrong probably talk like that and wonder why y’all are single
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    • Guacamole nigga penis
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    • That’s an immediate red flag
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    • What a fucking cunt ass bitch
      sounfunny 20 jun
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    • Hoe
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    • It’s an Emily wha did u expect
      TAVA_ 20 jun
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    • What a bitch
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    • How was she already in a mood to be ruined lol
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    • I have a peanut allergy and I don’t have a spas attack every time somebody mentions peanut butter the fuck is wrong with her? My wife made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the first time I went to her house and I didn’t break up with her or turn her down because of it
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    • Imagine deciding to hate someone saying guacamole
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    • FusionFighter4 this is you
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    • Her name would be bitch...
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    • Guacamole nigga penis
      EchoTruth 20 jun
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    • He deserves so much better
      Somdlomd 20 jun
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    • I need someone that can appreciate me being stupid and salute me back when I go on the dangerous mission to retrieve the remote from under the couch
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    • Dang she's mean
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    • I would have loved that line, one time I swiped on a guy purely because in his bio he put “dating me is like chewing 5 gum”
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    • Of course her name is Emily
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    • why is no one talking about how a eMiLy said this
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    • When you’re speaking to a lady it’s “brava” just so y’all know
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    • Okay I’m allergic to guacamole and if this line was used on me, I would have thought it was awesome
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    • And ppl wonder why they cant get a GF when they fucking talk to them like this. I mean bro...
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    • Cunt
      Rendosian 23 jun
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    • Fuck you, Emily.
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    • 4/5 Girls named Emily are bitches.
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    • “Our interactions are not like a fairy tale movie so this will never work”
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    • *Smacks lips* This bitch!
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    • “I want a guy who says something other than hi “ and then you get this.
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    • Everyone on this app hates women, and it is really pretty sad.
      Buttben8 23 jun
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    • Your first mistake was being named Emily, your second is turning down this legend.
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    • Saying "you're hot" is not a good conversation starter. don't use it.
      iNesty 23 jun
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    • Fuck what she said I woulda let u smash
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    • Nah. I'm good, good luck finding a cuck.
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    • If she’s allergic from the guac she can take a walk (away from me)
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    • Wow people are so dense with no sense of humor, id be more than happy if someone used terms like that on me even if I was allergic.
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    • If you're offended by guacamole you don't deserve love
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    • Every Emily I’ve talked to are hoes
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    • This girl is dumb, I'd love to have a guy that says holy guacamole instead of "hey send nudes"😂
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    • If she can't handle it now, how would she once he becomes a dad
      TPGOnyx 23 jun
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    • What mood is there between two people who have never spoken or met
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    • If a guy hit me with that.... shit I’d be a lucky gal
      Tvforlife 23 jun
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    • Guys... I think it was a joke...
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    • I love that guy
      Art_Freak 23 jun
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    • What a fucking
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    • I dont understand how saying "holy guacamole" is a turn off for someone, but at least she was honest
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    • Power move
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    • Either we just start off with "Hey!" like a normal person and they complain that we're boring. Or we come up with some creative greeting and they go all crazy on us. I'm sorry we can't just mind read and know the exact greeting/opening line you're looking for.
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    • You don’t want this one anyway.
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