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    • fuck retail. it's not even hard at all just soul crushingly boring
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      • Must customers are entitled and forget that we are human and just trying to put ourselves through college
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        • Bottom right corner bro smh
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          • WotMan a month
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              • The customer is always WRONG. Suck my dick, you don’t work here. I do.
                MDubz 22 mar
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                • We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request
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                  • My first day at sonic I stuttered cause I was nervous since it was my first job and the anger lady asked if I had my green card (because I look Hispanic) and threatened me with “the wall” and threw her cherry limeade at me and my manager saw, ran out, and called the cops on her :)
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                    • My boss told me, once when he was working a customer asked for the manager and his the manager. He said "you can call my mom, shes no help but ok".
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                      • I'm getting promoted at my main job, meaning I can finally afford to quit my retail job. Should I go out with a bang?
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                        • I had a customer come up to me and say "I can't stand old people" and walked away
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                          • Had a customer last night say “bet your mom is disappointed to have a retard for a son” and I almost threw a handful of quarters in his face but my manager just sent me on a break right away
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                            • I fucked my retail manager once. She got prego. So I just quit and asked for a refund. The look on her face was priceless.
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                              • I'm glad my job allows me to tell customers "no" and disagree with their claims. It's in my department's policy, so they can't say shiiiiiiiiit
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                                • I fucking see that Ifunny watermark and I'm surprised TC isnt talking about it
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                                  • Fast food jobs suck i prefer warehouse jobs where no costumers can stress me out
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                                    • Real talk thou, you can absolutely tell which baby boomers had retail jobs when they were young.
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                                      • ITS MAAM
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                                        • When they ask you to take the gluten out the gluten free bread
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                                          • I had a customer at my valet who was in the wrong lane to drop off their car and they threatened to go in and complain, I almost shoved my badge in their face and said my name is anon and you can complain all you want about me.
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                                            • Working retail fucking blows. Working WOMEN’S retail is a complete NIGHTMARE. I had a women screaming at me and threatening to call corporate bc I couldn’t wait on her every need bc our store was PACKED and only 2 people, including me, were working. like sorry Kristy I’m fucking busy here.
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                                                  • qwart 22 mar
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                                                    • It’s not the job that’s hard. It’s the customers being absolute rights that’s hard.
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                                                      • Indian bitch unorganized all the multivitamin bottles to look at each expiration dates. Seriously wanted to roundhouse kick her face
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                                                        • Dude..I was bagging groceries yesterday and this woman goes: “Don’t mix our stuff!” Like..BRUH! You didn’t tell me or the cashier and it was going in your fucking kart! You can look in the bags later to see who’s is who’s!
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                                                          • There are these posters at my work place that say something like “Stop! Our employees deserve to be respected just as much as the customers” and whenever some asshat is being rude i ask them to follow me and just point at the poster
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                                                            • Entitled people:
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                                                              • This is why I chose to become security. Talk shit, get hit.
                                                                ShaggyGG a month
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                                                                • My manager got fired for shoving a customer that physically threatened me when I had to deny his return. Apparently, they have to hit us before we can fight back...
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                                                                  • It’s not worth the $8 an hour
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                                                                    • I’m on the can to avoid people at the autozone I work at Rn
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                                                                      • Some bitch walked back into our kitchen to complain today
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                                                                          • I work as a cashier at Walmart and forgot to give a lady a gift receipt and she flipped shit and started trying to call me out and stuff in front of one of my managers. Ive only been there 3 weeks. My manager didn’t care tho and was really nice about it and just said some customers are just assholes
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                                                                            • What I try not to think about is the fact that if the customer is an adult they likely go to stores and places every day and act shitty like that. Fuck these kind of people. Like you can only hope they go off a bridge.
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                                                                              • I had this African lady one time buy a shit ton of plantains, she put then on the belt an when I tried to grab them she smacked my hand an said not to touch them, that she wants me to count them an she'll put them back In the box
                                                                                Isaiah07 22 mar
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                                                                                • Working at an auto parts store is worse, they expect you to fucking know everything on a fucking car
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                                                                                  • This “customer is always right” rhetoric gets slammed into people’s minds so much, it makes them feel like the world revolves around them once they open the doors. They do not work here, I do. Want to complain? Bitch at the higher ups, they made the rules, not us behind the counter.
                                                                                    McSpud 22 mar
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                                                                                    • Too comment is my friend who messaged me saying she got it. Can we both get it?
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                                                                                      • That’s a fucking fat Vileplume
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                                                                                        • When you talk back to a customer:
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                                                                                          • birdLord 22 mar
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                                                                                            • "Well, you should've finished college."
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                                                                                              • Once I told a guy that he couldn’t use our bathrooms at work and he threatened to shit on the floor and I was willing to gamble and take him up on that offer but then he left the store
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                                                                                                • If that ain't a mood
                                                                                                  Shellder 22 mar
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                                                                                                  • Like if democrats are gay
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                                                                                                    • risking it all? what? that shitty minimum wage job that you hate? go for it dude that’s barely a risk
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                                                                                                      • I hate kids
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                                                                                                        • Let me tell yall the story of the day at retail. So we had three girls come in and buy a few tops and a jacket. All sensors off and they leave. 5 minutes later one girl comes back in with the bag, minus the jacket inside. Grabs another jacket puts it in the bag and then proceeds to go the counter --
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                                                                                                            MementoMori a month
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                                                                                                            • Why I like working overnight. Luckily all the management on my shift is laid back enough to not care much if I were to clap back at a customer who's being an entitled rightweed either way
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                                                                                                              • I fucking hate customers.......
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                                                                                                                • My job is crushing my soul lately so now I have started sassing customers when they give me even the slightest amount of shit. It’s refreshing.
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                                                                                                                        • My job has a lady who starts shit just so she doesnt have to pay as much or tip. She famous for it now too. Like fuck here come linda, fucking whore
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                                                                                                                          • Slice of the iFunny watermark properly you peasant
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                                                                                                                            • Any customer service job is like this and a shit ton of jobs are customer service when you really break it down.
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                                                                                                                              • Retail and call centers pull some fucking rude & ignorant ass people. It's ok to be dumb. But don't be dumb with a "fuck you" attitude.
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                                                                                                                                • I hate that I have to screenshot memes now instead of saving bc of that stupid ad thing
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                                                                                                                                  • Poison powder, leech seed, giga drain
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                                                                                                                                    • nice ifunny watermark fat cuck
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                                                                                                                                        • Working at goodwill is a nightmare. People expect us to basically give then things for free. They will try to negotiate prices and get mad when you tell them you aren't allowed to change prices.
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                                                                                                                                          • I wish a bitch would
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                                                                                                                                            • That thigh gap though
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                                                                                                                                              • I’m a lifeguard and I’ve thought about letting a kid drown who was running, but unfortunately he could swim so...
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                                                                                                                                                • I have risked it all. Let me tell you, fucking worth it
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                                                                                                                                                  • Some customers that I get are cool. Others I don't care about and I'm just trying to do my job. If they have a problem then complain to the manager.
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                                                                                                                                                    • one time this old woman ordered a sundae from sonic so i poured my heart and soul into making the toppings pretty for her to tell me she didn’t want any toppings, just the ice cream. i said “so a dish?” since it won’t charge for toppings and she said “no i WANT A SUNDAE”
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                                                                                                                                                      • Carl marx was a genius man who proposed one of the most controversial government types to influence the world. Communism great in theory bad when applied. The problem you ask he forgot human nature was greed and how did he forget. Through jihad.
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                                                                                                                                                        • once alone a time I almost lost my shit on a customer. the look on my face scared the fucker away
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                                                                                                                                                          • When the co workers are lit af but them customers make you forget that you're Christian.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Now that Shopko is closing, my friend is planning to show up to work just to be a righteous prick to customers who deserve it. Instead of not showing up cause company is dead, serve justice. What're they gonna do? Report you? XD
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                                                                                                                                                              • I spot an ïfųňñý wæþəřmăŕķ
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                                                                                                                                                                • Could've gotten this bad boy as a shiny in PoGo. NOPE instead we get Lunatone as it's stupid blue eye.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • I was so close to splashing a customer with my cup of water at McDonalds. I don't know his name but I hold so much hatred for him.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Believe me, there is nothing more satisfying than quitting your job by giving a bad customer exactly what they deserve. Just shove your finger in their face like that movie Bronson and shout in their face, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU right! SHUT IT!"
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I love being accused of screwing them on the price when they order expensive things and then they act like it's my fault the price is so high. Like bitch if I could control the prices I would not be serving anyone
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I remember this dude I worked with actually snapped and took an item from a customers hands and chucked it across the store full force and i just stood there like yooooo you did it
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                                                                                                                                                                            • I work at geek squad and Id say 80% of our customers are older than 50. I really like talking with some of them but others are just plain fuckin retarded/senile. We have reservations because we see so many people and they legit dont get the concept of a reservation.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Retail. I fucking hate it. Customers think they can boss me (or every retail worker) around and most of the time I'll do it cuz I dont wanna start anything but 2/10 times I will legit say either no or "I'll call someone for u"
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oh boi had a dipshit like that today. He called and asked if he could return a product he bought last year. We're a third party retail, not the manufacturer. He thought me explaining that to him was me being a rude jackass and he screamed his head off like a bratty bitch and promptly hung up
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Sub for breasts
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • You have nooooooo idea.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I just had a customer bitch and whine because my co-worker and cook were speaking Spanish, because "you never know what they're saying they could be talking about you"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • iFunny please bring back 50 features at a time
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • I honestly get so close to just saying fuck it and going off on them, but I just can’t, I’ve gotta pay the bills somehow, the cost of living fucking sucks
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Me when dudes try walking behind the counter coming at me
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Damn Vileplume. What happened
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