• Hm. Unfortunately, without
curse insurance, treatment
will cost you 30,000 gold.
Tell you what, TIl just
drink a lot of water and
hope it fixes itself.
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    • Im thinking of adding this to my DnD game. They’ll need to get insurance to get healing. They will be pissed. I will also hint at a kingdom with free healthcare. Once they get there to heal they’ll find there’s a 6 month waitlist. I’m evil.
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    • “Alright fuckass, or you could just expend a third level spell slot”
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    • Roll to fuck the cleric
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    • A Bard would have seduced the cleric already
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    • America
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    • Wild thought would the curse stop if I cut off my hand, and also how much to strap a sword to my arm?
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    • “Can i get a heal, or will a long rest cover this?”
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    • Maybe if we made some games with insurance features ppl wouldn’t bitch about hospitals
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    • Cut off the hand and ask how much is cost to heal a missing hand
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    • Gonna need about 3 cheeses but I think you’ll be alright
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    • How does getting bitten by a mummy turn you into sand?
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    • Got told today there is a cure for my psoriasis. An oral that i could take and would be life changing. For a small fee of $5000 without insurance.
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    • Cut the hand off
      Lesbians 7 aug
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    • The American health care system everybody!
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    • Anakin’s worst nightmare
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    • School nurse be like "dO yOu WaNt sOmE iCe?"
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    • Insurance is gay
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    • Shouldn’t have opted out of the insurance
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    • Being a skeleton would fix it :/
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    • Epicfail6868 blocked me so you have to carry on the spirit of Unsmile by spamming this in his comments
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    • You are not a knight. You are the entire crusade
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    • Man even in a world of magic, medical is crazy expensive
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    • Is this the new Sandman origin story?
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    • tfw no healer gf
      jbum 6 aug
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    • ....is he in the army?
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    • American healthcare system in a nutshell
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    • Keep your reddit posts on reddit
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    • "I'm ProUd oF mY cOuNtRy." Shit head Americans
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    • Insurance is the reason why healthcare costs so much now
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    • Jump king
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    • Why aren’t people losing their shit at the implied universal healthcare advocacy?
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    • Mummyrot ain’t no joke!
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    • Insurance is a scam that fucked up health service prices.
      Rothgang 8 aug
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    • Should have bought insurance
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    • The American medical system.
      panhumor 8 aug
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    • Johnny Bravo is in the second panel.
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    • Assuming it’s coins that 63 million in today’s money
      PanFried 7 aug
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    • “Sure thing, because of our new Socialized Curse Treatment program, you have been placed on the wait list. We will contact you in 4-6 months, and by then you will already be past the point of saving.” (Also, that cleric is THICC)
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    • American Healthcare does have it's problems, but for about 95% of families who can afford insurance, it fast and decently affordable if you're not injury-prone.
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    • America..?
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    • Or be like the UK and get put on a waiting list
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    • Geico
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    • Just cut it off.
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    • Just cast greater restoration, ez
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    • Same
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    • Bouta get the hussy
      nrf81 7 aug
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    • And then they fucked
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    • This is how I solve my own medical problems
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    • American hospitals
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    • Mummy rot is fucking horrifying tho xD 1D6 of con and sex damage every day. The only way to cure it is with a simulateous casting of Remove Curse and Cure Disease.
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    • Just cut your hand off my guy
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    • American healthcare
      arganoth 7 aug
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    • If your dumbass manages to get bit in full plate armor then you deserve whatever comes to you
      Tnoon 7 aug
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    • Rub some dirt on it
      jayflow 7 aug
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    • This is what happens when government gets involved. They put laws up that made it so people couldn't see what they were being charged. Prices went up and to fix this they had insurance companies pay for things and made it required to have insurance. Nothing like a fixed income am I right?
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    • Politics CRINGE
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    • Mummy Rot is one of the worst things you can get in dnd because its a curse. Tbh 30k gold is pretty cheap for curse removal since that’s how you can cure Vamprisim too
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    • Americans be like...
      DJCurlly 7 aug
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    • The people used to be able to trade goods and services for healthcare, now insurance is required.... Too bad there is a way to guarentee payment so that a business can charge whatever they want and still get paid
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    • Just die and revive at bonfire.
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    • I was once hanging out with someone. They had a seizure and refused to get it the ambulance because it was too expensive.
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    • If a mummy is preserved so well that they look almost alive, would they still mumble and moan like the typical one or would they actually talk and have personality?
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    • Ive always wondered why games charge so much its not like they use it
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    • American health care
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    • Stop roasting America we’re already fucking dead
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    • This is america thanks to Obama
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    • I would rather that than pay for a druid that turned his dick into a rose and needs treatment when I’m healthy.
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    • Fucking liberals. Just get insurance.
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    • At that point, just chop off the arm
      Anowon 6 aug
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    • Just cut your hand off
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    • Beat the cleric until he cures it for free
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    • Just dont pay
      TVLOGoS 6 aug
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    • Just take the treatment and don't pay.
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    • Cut it off above the sand
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    • Seems like a pretty good choice to me, like bank on being not damaged and potentially make more or plan for it occurring accidentally and be safer. Could make for a fun game lol
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    • Look on the bright side: enemies won't attack you because no one likes getting sand in their ass.
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    • Is this AMERICA?
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    • cum dungeons and cum dragons
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    • I wanna make a healer character now that charges healing fees, that'd be funny
      Lumacosy 6 aug
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    • In dnd my bard wouldnt heal me unless i drank a pot of madness
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    • If RPGs ran on the American health system
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    • Health care in the U.S.
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    • That man should join the army.
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    • “I’ll pay just treat me first”
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    • Oh look! America!
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    • If I recall correctly in Dnd depending on the affiliation with the church he went to, and their god. The cost of lifting such a curse can range from as low as 250 gold, or as high as 800.
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    • cut it off
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