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bro we just want healthcare not kingdom hearts dialogue
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give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.
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    • Biden is a kid sniffer. I hope he rots.
      craig_s 4 sep
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    • “I don’t care if he groped children! He just has a speech impediment, not dementia! At least he’s not trump.”
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    • Can we just abolish political parties and just vote for people who are actually good leaders instead of those who are simply rich or famous?
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    • iFunny has proved me wrong yet again, trump and biden both need to die. Disgusting ferrets.
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    • kanep0e 4 sep
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    • Hey Biden supporters, your man on live tv yesterday said America is 400 years old and that doing drugs doesn't have an effect on mental health
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    • Trump is my president, and I'm proud to say that. He's an arrogant, egotistical windbag, but god damn has he done a great job kicking the US into high gear.
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    • Trump 2020...... I’ve never met a Biden supporter. Only met Trump haters. No one is going around saying “YEAH!! Joe Biden!! He’s my guy!!”
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    • Trump 2020
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    • A vote for Biden means that groping children isn’t a deal breaker for you
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    • The only reason I’ve seen anyone decide to vote for Biden is because “at least it’s not a Trump” swear I’ve heard that phrase countless times. Not on either side here but I’m tired of hearing that the only good part about one candidate is that at least he’s not the other candidate
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    • Guys if we are being completely honest Trump is of course not the best president we’ve had, he’s probably a solid average. But how in gods name can you even begin to fathom the idea that Joe Biden is a better candidate. Like seriously?
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    • The guy obviously has Alzheimers don’t know why people would want to him as president
      cbrock68 4 sep
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    • You know what’s crazy about the whole Biden situation, more then half of the things he has, has done “allegedly” would have disqualified him from entering the military, so why wouldn’t it disqualify him from taking a role 100X more important, as well as commander in chief of the military?
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    • Democrats provide moral support, but thats it. Republicans usually seem cold and emotionless but at least they actually do shit to protect the economy and boost development without wasting trillions of tax dollars.
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    • Fuck trump. Fuck Biden.
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    • And then it turns out Biden is secretly Xehanort now we’re all trying to explain to future generations how the moon shadowed the earth for 6 years.
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    • See Biden’s campaign ads haven’t given us shit to work with or any legit material. It’s just him basically saying “ We’re all in this together “ yet never giving us WHAT it is he’s going to do. And when he does it’s so generalized and just vague that I could say the same thing and become president.
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    • Guys if you take a screenshot of this and post it on iFunny, they’ll automatically feature it. Free features for everyone!
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    • In the wild there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, ow I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me and I’m dead. Well I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead.
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    • There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...
      Dark_Leo 4 sep
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    • kanep0e 4 sep
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    • Oh look its Tobi
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    • Here’s an idea: let’s stop making everything a political issue, like sexuality, racial tension, health, etc and let’s agree that we’re all humans with similar and different issues that we need to tackle together rather than listening to puppets who only want to further divide us for their own gain
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    • Friend of mine posted on Facebook. His kid got a Lego lodged in his nose and he didn’t want to risk taking it out himself and getting it jammed even farther in there. So he took him to urgent care. Took all of about five minutes from the time they got there to the time they left. $2600.
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    • Entrusting the government to hold your hand through life is such a weak way to live
      Zeros 4 sep
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    • But we have healthcare and the best in the world
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    • Regardless of who wins America still loses
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    • If he wins were all fucked
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    • That girl has lost her heart. She cannot wake up. The keyhole cannot be complete, as long as the 7th princess of heart still sleeps.
      SentineI 6 sep
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    • Can we just have total anarchy already
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    • Do Biden supporters not see the video of creepy Joe sniffing women and children, and especially gropes children!!! He’s a ped*phile. He’s a national security disaster and majority of the military don’t want him as commander-in-chief. He even opposed the Bin Laden Raid, pathetic.
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    • Can we all agree that both trump and Biden suck?
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    • When did it become the tax payers responsibility for your healthcare
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    • Tulsi gabbard gang gang wya?
      tobi 4 sep
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    • Honestly every fucking four years all the candidates suck ass because the government fucking blows. Need to set term limits on the house and senate so we don't have these 30+ year politicians that were paid for in their first ten years.
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    • “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”
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    • If I was in a room with a gun and 2 bullets with Trump, Biden, and Tobi, I’d shoot Tobi twice
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    • Damn bro if tobi bitchass delete this hes a black homosexual woman
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    • Retarded comments
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    • dawg trump literally called the military a bunch of losers. not with it
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    • The last time I let someone draw on me, they drew a pecker so I think my votes gonna have to go elsewhere.
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    • These comments are stupid dude. Both candidates have said stupid shit, both candidates have done fucked up shit, it’s kinda how it be. So if you’re gonna disagree with one of them, please disagree with their IDEAS. Regardless of my personal views, elections shouldn’t be a reality TV show.
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    • Voyance 5 sep
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    • Tell me 3 things you like about biden without mentioning trump
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    • Bitch removed mu comment
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    • jellykun 4 sep
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    • If we just execute both candidates can we cycles some better options in? For legal reasons this is a joke
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    • Ew is that tobi
      lilslpr 4 sep
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    • Fuck off Tobi
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    • fu*k tobi, bit*ch niqqa
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    • Biden is objectively worse than Trump.
      Tim_Rus 4 sep
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    • Fuck Tobi, he sucks iFunny mod dicks and is a big gay boi
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    • Borgar...
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    • Socialized healthcare is a bad idea.
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    • Tobi if you delete this comment you like kids
      07261 4 sep
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    • Vote Libertarian!
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    • Yeh I can't believe you still don't have healthcare. aMeRiCa Is gReAt
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    • skrowtum 4 sep
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    • Biden is 768 rats in a suit
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    • What the fuck even is that statement
      Yenn 4 sep
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    • Biden 2020!
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    • Trump 2020
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    • Politicians who beg you to trust them usually aren’t to be trusted just saying
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    • vote for either and u are morally corrupt
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    • Trump 2020
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    • "The ones paying for it are not the ones benefiting from it!" Yes. That's how charity works.
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    • You don't want the healthcare they're offering.
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    • Stupid kids wanting govt healthcare. Cuz they do such a bang up Fuck job on everything they touch. Oh wait. I forgot the generation I’m speaking to. Y’all believe them still.
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    • Of course if he loses he will insight violence and blame Trump
      Hansman 4 sep
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    • Why didn’t you do it when you were VP for 8 years? Or the other decades you’ve been in Congress
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    • Republicans are too pussy to vote for a racist
      walu1g1 4 sep
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    • *leans in closely to 8 year old boy and deeply inhales* Healthcare for everyone!
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    • Not a damn way his senile ass wrote that
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    • In my experience with kingdom hearts, anyone that sounds like they have dialog from any of the games should not be trusted
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    • Brought to you by Biden's campaign team because he can't be trusted to write tweets himself
      Mizar 4 sep
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    • Free healthcare is bad though
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    • Biden hates blacks confirmed
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    • QTruth 4 sep
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    • I’m not paying for your healthcare you commie bitch
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    • His words are FALSE.
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    • Biden sniffs children and has dementia
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    • Tobi if you hate trump and hate Biden then why don’t you delete the pro Biden comments. Like lmao you’re pretty dumb for a 17 if that’s how you think.
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