• BASEBALL ISN'T POPULAR IN THE PHILIPPINES, SO IN MANILA BATS ARE MARKETED AS PERSONAL DEFENSE WEAPONS
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    • When choosing a bat as a weapon it's better to go with wood, because an aluminum bat is designed to rebound to help get more distance on the hit, wood is not
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    • I want a can cannon or golf ball cannon for personal defense. Seems like a good LTL
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    • and in china bat's are marketed as food
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    • I have a mini baseball hat and it’s fucking cool
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    • But the whole point of getting a bat is that nobody can prove you intend to use it as a weapon, might as well get some fancy baton or tazer if you're gonna have to buy a "defense weapon" anyways
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    • Better then the brits, need a license to conceal carry a “knoife”.
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    • Why even bother selling them? Wouldn't people rather have dps weapons instead of melee?
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    • tobi go fuck yourself
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    • ayo where my filipino homies at
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    • I thought baseball was a huge thing in the Philippines for some reason.
      Azphatt 7 sep
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    • Honestly in the Philippines you're more likely to have to use it against the police than any citizen
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    • Wait are you philipino? Lol I saw this at the SM last I went to Batangas
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    • Harley Quinn lets gooooo
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    • Why get a baseball bat when you could have two axes a Bowie knife and some kind of cavalry sword form ancient chine
      Osiris__ 6 sep
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    • Fuck tobi
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    • FYI....always keep a mitt next to the bat in the car
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    • Then why the fuck do they make or import bats
      Oatie22 6 sep
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    • Ace is the place with the helpful hardware
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    • Ace the helpful place for all your self defense needs
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    • Wasn't there a year in Russia where thousands of baseball bats were sold but only one baseball glove. Guys I don't think they're being used for the good american sport of baseball 😳
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    • Fuck tobi
      Skadoop 6 sep
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    • Most sporting goods can be used for self defense
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    • Bonk
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    • BUY A SWATTER
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    • How I'm bouta roll up on protesters who won't stop crowding my car
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    • you: not defending yourself; me:
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    • not pacman
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    • ACE is the place with the helpful hardware folks
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    • I didn't see any Ace Hardware stores in the Philippines.
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    • Why is Jimmy Kimmel trying to sell me a weapon
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    • Pay for your colored name already tobi
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    • Defend yourself from my triple digit 4-seamer.
      Esiason 8 sep
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    • Ace is the place with the helpful weapon folks
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    • Baseball is believe it or not the 3rd and almost second most popular sport in the world and the second most popular in the US behind football
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    • Tf2 scout mains be like
      TTC23 9 sep
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    • Bonk
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    • I much prefer my .308
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    • "Anyone keepin' track of my heads battered in?!"
      DoodleDH 6 sep
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    • Just buy a gun
      geexd125 7 sep
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    • Improvise, adapt, overcome.
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    • As they were meant to be
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    • Nice
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    • Do the Philippines have Ace Hardware tho?
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    • Imagine robbing some guy with a gun and they just home run your bullet back in your face
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    • kanep0e 7 sep
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    • Ch!ng ch@ng, baseball bat to the temple main.
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    • Strike a home run on the invader’s skull
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    • Play ball!
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    • A market is a market
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    • Give me a cannon and a cannon ball with a fuse and gunpowder then take me to a rich and greedy person's house who laughs at the homeless or poor then open fire once he is at the hospital use the bat
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    • Philippines are based
      ghjutrew 6 sep
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    • I thought Philippine people lived in slums
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    • Baseball not popular anywhere, that shit dead
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    • Fuck yea, we sell this in SM.
      HeyItsKj 6 sep
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    • I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
      imadzaper 14 sep
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    • In Russia, 100,000+ baseball bats are sold every year, yet baseball sales rarely top 1,000
      SouthpawG 10 sep
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    • This is a threat
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    • Brb I’ll ask that to my filipina friend
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    • According to my husband, this is correct
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    • What's baseball
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    • Worked for Negan
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    • Damn.. ACE hardware is badass there
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    • Conservative brothers rise up
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    • YES
      imadzaper 10 sep
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    • Ace?
      4skebo 9 sep
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    • Why does everyone hate Toby?
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    • I would like a baseball bat white is following me around
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    • B O N K
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    • Can confirm in my house we have bats EVERYWHERE
      DjLit3 9 sep
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    • Baseball fucking sucks
      Flair 9 sep
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    • Dude stuff in Philippines is cheap, the food, Jesus they will overfill you and the food is so good
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    • They're also well known for their Manila envelopes. I think.
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    • I thought it said "defund yourself"
      Sethipoo 9 sep
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    • They have an ACE Hardware in Manila??
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    • Tf you mean it's not popular? During the fight for manila in ww2 there was an enormous battle over the baseball stadium
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    • Soooo.....you telling me they got ACE HARDEWARE in the phillies?
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    • Inglorious bastards
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    • It’s not popular in America anymore
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    • That’s cause we know how beat a bitch
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    • and in China...
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    • bonk
      LameSage 9 sep
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    • noon
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    • Warmute 9 sep
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    • Yes
      Saoiirse 9 sep
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    • If im not getting my countries mixed up, this is bs. My brother faced the phillipines in some baseball world series shit back in high school.
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    • Each year 100,000 baseball are sold in Russia and at most, 50 baseballs... gives you an idea of a great Russian pastime
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    • My guy skipped forearm day
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    • Its a metal club
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    • Fun fact, all you light skinned English speaking incels would be mugged, robbed, robbed again, mugged again, and then released by the police since they'll think your American
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    • Hey dumb dumb that made this meme. Baseball is their 3rd most popular sport. It’s a Christian country so they love basketball and baseball
      gingboi 8 sep
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    • I thought those were pens and was super confused
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    • Are you lookin to protect yourself, or deal some real damage?
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    • Actually not true baseball is insanely popular in the Phillippines
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    • Ive been to the Philippines every pawn shop and bank over there has an armed guard so I can see this being a thing
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    • It is big in the Philippines
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    • Baseball is for girls in my country Cos is so fucking gay and Americans pay to go to that shit we play football and no the handball Americans call football and it retarded too lo
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