his profile picture.
stuffIfindFunny stuffIfindFunny
23 sep 2020
his profile picture.
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
The Simpsons Will Now Only Use
Voice Actors Who Permanently
Dye Their Skin Yellow
BabylonBee BabylonBee
24 feb
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee The Simpsons Will Now Only Use Voice Actors Who Permanently Dye Their Skin Yellow
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
HonkeyKong14 HonkeyKong14
4 dec 2020
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
Reaching the end of collective :
Look into my eyes, Lawrence.
And you will see that I am quite dead.
comedywizard comedywizard
12 jan 2021
Reaching the end of collective : Look into my eyes, Lawrence. And you will see that I am quite dead.
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
I told her bad ass to leave that dog along, nooooo... she said shut up Grand Daddy, now look at
her tuff ass
Yungmilfslayer Yungmilfslayer
9 sep 2020
I told her bad ass to leave that dog along, nooooo... she said shut up Grand Daddy, now look at her tuff ass
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
MajorBigWille MajorBigWille
30 oct 2020
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
Dog people
Cat people
Bird
its_ya_boi_Cheems its_ya_boi_Cheems
22 sep 2020
Dog people Cat people Bird
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Me showing Satan all the
Yo Momma jokes I told to
the kids at the orphanage
ArousedPeanut ArousedPeanut
19 may
Me showing Satan all the Yo Momma jokes I told to the kids at the orphanage
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
at
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
smooth_stolen_panda smooth_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!