His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
DaddyWolf78 DaddyWolf78
7 oct 2020
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
aa oe
-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
dankestmemetheme1 dankestmemetheme1
28 sep 2020
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
carlos
Posting Carlos till he's famous day 28 - Posting Carlos till he’s famous day 28
FamousCarlos FamousCarlos
24 sep 2020
carlos Posting Carlos till he's famous day 28 - Posting Carlos till he’s famous day 28
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
BustinNut BustinNut
25 sep 2020
God making my of
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
gaming_jedi gaming_jedi
26 feb
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
The Name Is
ip
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
lettuce_yeetdrive lettuce_yeetdrive
16 dec 2020
The Name Is ip Blonde, Jane Blonde
The rulers of the Internet...
pure_universalBluch pure_universalBluch
23 oct 2020
The rulers of the Internet...
SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
23 sep 2020
What did the cat do to get body slammed
not show it
i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
kaylaliv15 kaylaliv15
18 jan 2021
not show it i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
What do you chial
Of what ? aew
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
What do you chial Of what ? aew
Hey hey
What are you doing ?
just shaved my bird
Do you mean beard ?
USNInfinite USNInfinite
24 sep 2020
Hey hey What are you doing ? just shaved my bird Do you mean beard ?