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We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you...
AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
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OnlyYou OnlyYou
26 sep 2020
@dog We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
me looking at myself in the little zoom
box while someone else is talking
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
15 mar
me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad
The developpers who worked hard to make it:
NeckbeardTheButtPirate NeckbeardTheButtPirate
16 dec 2020
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad The developpers who worked hard to make it:
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
Steve Harvey
Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush
@tho weld see
Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease
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cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
21 sep 2020
Steve Harvey Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush @tho weld see Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!! Free Worldwide Shipping
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
28 sep 2020
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
Pug owners: "My little cutie"
The pug:
LegendaryChipRack LegendaryChipRack
20 jan 2021
Pug owners: "My little cutie" The pug:
people who eat potato salad:
Kiwibob Kiwibob
9 apr
people who eat potato salad:
Day 1 of cat adoption
can stay here?
Th-thank you.
lil just hideaway and not be a bother.
One month later
How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room!
Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
Lunaris_333 Lunaris_333
21 sep 2020
Day 1 of cat adoption can stay here? Th-thank you. lil just hideaway and not be a bother. One month later How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room! Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World