Hinduism: This shit has happened before. AR
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. N
Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.
Protestantism: Work harder, or
shit will happen.
Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit, wins!
Atheist: I can't believe this shit.
Militant Agnostic: I don't know shit neither do you! À
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
I Eos Compost Happens. It's all good shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
I Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn t shut. yw