Him: "II can bench 420 and squat
600, dafug you gunna do?"
Me:
Maybelater Maybelater
2 mar
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat 600, dafug you gunna do?" Me:
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
batty_caffesmash batty_caffesmash
6 jan 2021
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
*All I Want for Christmas is You was made in 1994*
Mall employees in 1993:
*All I Want for Christmas is You was made in 1994* Mall employees in 1993:
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes
AS ff!
linearLove linearLove
21 sep 2020
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes AS ff!
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
This Man Is Risking His
Own Life To Save Dogs
From The Meat Industry
SE
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
This Man Is Risking His Own Life To Save Dogs From The Meat Industry SE
Among us players when
their task is to be funny
MackAttqck MackAttqck
10 oct 2020
Among us players when their task is to be funny
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
gabegoatmemes gabegoatmemes
8 dec 2020
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says...
spaceshoup tumblr com
There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it,
It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!*
w\ AS
"and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...
of Vow
must
hell of
4 Personally, think
Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
Th
we
~ and this
CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Th we ~ and this CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
This is Pharrell showing jay- -Z, Two _alphabot Girls to One funny Cup.
funny comments share save hide report [l-c}
ryanhatesthis:
I I found my new favorite image of all time.
_Rook_ _Rook_
2 dec 2020
This is Pharrell showing jay- -Z, Two _alphabot Girls to One funny Cup. funny comments share save hide report [l-c} ryanhatesthis: I I found my new favorite image of all time.
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Akaeo Akaeo
17 sep 2020
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl