• Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out
Of A Child Molester >
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    • Rapists, child molestors, and murderers should all be shot. Change my mind.
      Autissimo 5 dec 2018
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    • This is the kinda shit I like to see great job Santa
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    • Honestly beating up child molesters shouldn't even be a crime it should be considered our patriotic duty
      YourDadV9 6 dec 2018
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    • Youmu 5 dec 2018
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    • Honestly it’s incredible how no matter what, people fucking hate child molesters. It’s basically the one unifying opinion in the us and it’s fucking incredible. Like if a child molester ends up in prison, they’ll get attacked by murderers because even they know that molesting children is wrong.
      711_parkinglot 6 dec 2018
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    • Nickallsopp92 6 dec 2018
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    • Real_King_Satan 6 dec 2018
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    • Ya’ll heard about that ex-navy dad that set a trap for the “friend” who was molesting his daughter? That one quote “you’re gonna stay here until the police arrive and save you from me” is such an absolute power move
      Class5Gamer 6 dec 2018
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    • S.K.A.R. (Seriel Killers Against Rapist) who's with it?
      Ak_stoner 5 dec 2018
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    • You’ve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for Saint Nick beating down the prick
      BLAZN_GLORY 5 dec 2018
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    • I’m becoming a judge so any charge of assault against a pedophile will result in no jail time and $100 for their troubles
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    • stop arresting people for killing pedophiles
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    • I love the fact that the internet will make jokes about keeping children in the basement and shit like that, but when it really happens, they all unite against it.
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    • AnimaIs 5 dec 2018
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    • Yo,yo,yo why the fuxk is mr.holly jolly getting arrested, give that man and his squad citizens of the yesr
      CYC46TheGamer 5 dec 2018
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    • Wheres his GoFundMefor bail
      BlakeEvanson 5 dec 2018
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    • All those in favor of starting a go fund me to pay for their bail? 🙋‍♀️
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    • 🎶He knows where you've been touching, he'll break several of your ribs, you know he'll gladly slam a bitch for touching little kids~ 🎶
      Testsubject276 5 dec 2018
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    • therabbitgamer 6 dec 2018
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    • Not the santa we deserve but the santa we need
      yang_wolfblood 5 dec 2018
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    • Damn those elves are really ride or die mfs.....really about the action
      southpaww 5 dec 2018
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    • Santa and the elves better not have served any jail time
      iron_ore 6 dec 2018
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    • Then you here one of the elves quietly say "shove some coal up his ass!"
      Furrball03 6 dec 2018
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    • The fact that he kept up the Santa act is pretty disturbing
      Saggy_Weenie 6 dec 2018
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    • Chaotic good
      Sancta 5 dec 2018
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    • The last line proves it’s fake
      Hiddthie 9 dec 2018
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    • _Rhino_Prime 6 dec 2018
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    • That’s chaotic good if I’ve ever seen it
      KylieGraceMixon 10 dec 2018
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    • Just looked this up looking for more about the story. All I found out was that this story was fake :(
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    • I dont see what the problem is here.....Santa gave her what she wanted, he even did it before Christmas
      eluttrell 8 dec 2018
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    • Someone please tell me Santa and his Elves got scot-free
      BananaPower247 7 dec 2018
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    • HellsSpokesbird 7 dec 2018
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    • The punishment for child molestation should be so severe that it strikes fear into mass public
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    • Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
      Rugby939 6 dec 2018
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    • Santa just got upgraded to them special kinda cookies
      420docaz 6 dec 2018
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    • Remember to kill your local child molesters, friends.
      ProtocoloSombra 6 dec 2018
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    • Looks like Santa is coming to town, and he ain't fucking around
      SSuperSteve 6 dec 2018
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    • It wasn't fake news, like everybody keeps saying it was. The mall Santa and his elves were former Marines doing volunteer work together
      angelcasbutt 6 dec 2018
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    • WHY THE FUCK THEY PUT SANTA IN CUFFS? HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!
      trade_nudes_ 6 dec 2018
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    • in prison the rapists and child molestors are all equally hated by everyone including the murderers
      im_mr_peaNUT 6 dec 2018
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    • Petition to have all child moseters beaten to death by a guy in a santa suit
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    • Someone's halls got fucking DECKED
      FckngBird 5 dec 2018
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    • This Santa deserves an award
      warrengeezy30 5 dec 2018
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    • I need Santa to handle the asshole stepdad of one of her carpool members from 6th grade. today her at a sleepover which left her so traumatized she can only date girls because dudes give her flashbacks
      Tyrant_King0628 5 dec 2018
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    • I usually am against vigilantism but Santa did a good thing this time
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    • Child molesters are worse than murders change my mind
      InstantRegrets 5 dec 2018
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    • Okay so why the cops arresting him
      DiscordIsntDead 5 dec 2018
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    • FeeIsBadMan 5 dec 2018
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    • Why would he be arrested, he's a hero
      SaladFingers 5 dec 2018
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    • pedophilia and rape of any kind should be punishable by death/public beating. false accusations of rape should be a lesser punishment, but still many many years of jail
      PressStart 5 dec 2018
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    • That Santa actually helped that girl from getting molested again
      BlockyGamer360 5 dec 2018
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    • Does Santa have a GoFundMe for his legal needs cause damn I'll give him some money
      onetallishdude 5 dec 2018
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    • Free my homie santa
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    • SauerkrautBomb 5 dec 2018
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    • Release this man he didnt no nothing wrong.
      moustache_comb 5 dec 2018
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    • Wow, I guess Santa really does make everyone’s wishes come true
      LordTaterTot 10 dec 2018
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    • Santa’s a fucking chad
      TheLegion 8 dec 2018
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    • Even if it’s not real, I’m disgusted by all these idiots in the comments being like,” what if she lied?” She’s a S M A L L CHILD. Children her age can’t fully process things like being molested in a way that they could lie about it yet. Stop fucking projecting your distrust toward feminism on kids.
      WetBiscuits 7 dec 2018
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    • He shouldn’t be arrested, he should get a medal and start a service where a bunch of elves take letters from children or people reaching out and just bludgeon them.
      Nightmared 7 dec 2018
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    • Reall heroes don't wear capes. They drive sleighs
      Gorgasm 6 dec 2018
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    • fan_of_meep 6 dec 2018
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    • If you beat the shit out of a pedophile and they're found guilty of it all charges should be dropped against whoever beat their ass
      SYST3MGL1TCH 6 dec 2018
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    • #freesanta he's the real hero
      rowendarkeye121 6 dec 2018
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    • Rapists should be castrated, child molesters should be tortured.
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    • You know there’s a reason they have to separate child molesters and youth sex offenders in prison. A lot of the prisoners have family, loved ones - even children themselves. Even these criminals understand how innocent and pure children are and should be. Honors amongst criminals/thieves I guess
      _Kman_ 6 dec 2018
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    • Wouldn't even bat an eye if the article said this hero killed that scum. As for him being arrested, assault is a crime whether you attack an innocent person or a piece of shit like this. Real men accept the responsibility of the things they do. Should he be fined or jailed? Absolutely the fuck not.
      Undergroundd 6 dec 2018
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    • Why don’t we ever have video of this kind of thing? People seem to wanna record everything and you’re telling me no one took their phone out to record Santa and his elves beating up a dude in what I’m guessing is a crowded ass mall
      Saggy_Weenie 6 dec 2018
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    • I’ve been saying it for years mall Santa’s work for the real Santa
      DragonStorm88 6 dec 2018
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    • Let's bring back bounties and put them on the scum of society. No trial. Just giving them the bullets they deserve.
      Caesars_Legion_ 6 dec 2018
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    • Release Santa. He did nothing wrong
      Duke_Pumpem 6 dec 2018
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    • All pedophiles should be publicly hanged.
      Memeception 5 dec 2018
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    • Let's GoFundMe this guy's bail
      bardok 5 dec 2018
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    • Release St. Nick. He was just doing his job.
      Sassaphrass 5 dec 2018
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    • People that beat up or kill pedophiles and child molesters and rapists shouldn't be prosecuted, but hailed as heroes.
      ItsStillPasta 5 dec 2018
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    • "Ho Ho Ho motherfucker" I smell fake with that last line. Also him saying the kringle
      skumskilla 5 dec 2018
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    • I mean, I get he can't just attack people but god damn the fucker deserved it
      Gamma0 5 dec 2018
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    • Why do heros get arrested?
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    • I mean, how could you possibly not if a little girl tells you something like that?!
      SlightlyMoose 5 dec 2018
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    • Free my nigga Santa he didn’t do nothing wrong
      Vanhellin123 5 dec 2018
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    • la_benis 5 dec 2018
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    • Free him!
      General_Hawk 11 dec 2018
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    • Volbeat23579 10 dec 2018
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    • Give Santa an award
      Tbone_2000 7 dec 2018
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    • Is there a go fund me for Santa’s bail?
      Rcj1221 6 dec 2018
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    • Fuck throwing him in jail give him a badge and a metal for stopping the child molester
      StarLord151 6 dec 2018
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    • It should be illegal not to beat up child molesters
      LUc1FER 6 dec 2018
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    • Is this real? I want this to be real.
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    • He performed a public service and they act like it’s a bad thing
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    • I wish we went back to the Roman days where rapists had their balls smashed between two rocks. Ahhh the good ol’ days
      KnightNightNite 6 dec 2018
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    • Best. Santa. EVER.
      pixelcrxppie 6 dec 2018
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    • Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
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    • In Texas if you kill a person committing a sexual assault you face no charges
      pap3rmakin 6 dec 2018
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    • TheTitans_ 6 dec 2018
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    • Rapists, murderers, pedophiles, and child molesters should be executed publicly (communists too tbh)
      ArmyofChrist 6 dec 2018
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    • Okay guys let’s start the “ go free my boy Santa and his crew fund.” We need them for Christmas at other malls.
      karrottop169 6 dec 2018
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    • He saved a little girl he is a hero not a man whom should be in cuffs
      RealTruble 5 dec 2018
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    • Jackofhearts2 5 dec 2018
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    • Some heroes don't wear capes... They wear Christmas costumes
      Tone_Guerrero 5 dec 2018
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    • This is some good shit kids if you are getting touched inappropriately tell mall Santa with the person who touches you and tell santa
      _The_Dank_Memer 5 dec 2018
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