"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are
going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Redheron Redheron
25 mar
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED
ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
27 sep 2020
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
fakepale
It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
fakepale It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
NEW YORK POST
Cops bust thief who stole
42,000 pounds of pistachios
Scarletbee Scarletbee
22 jun
NEW YORK POST Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios
no guy who looks this english could be elected president today
Formerly Known as ALT-immigrat...
George Washington if he lived in the present time
tombestig tombestig
11 may
no guy who looks this english could be elected president today Formerly Known as ALT-immigrat... George Washington if he lived in the present time
Damn... I'm kinda
tired of living through these major historical events
Annihilus Annihilus
7 jan 2021
Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events
Wolfram
@ddipospeaks
Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
mmlxix
3 feb
Wolfram @ddipospeaks Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
GoodestGoldens GoodestGoldens
23 sep 2020
© Based on: DOG
he's so URGENT POV: Youre the frozen peanut butter jar my dog takes to a safe spot to lick away from hooman
Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod?
ANSON,
not being addicted to nicotine
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod? ANSON, not being addicted to nicotine
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
EPIC BOOBS
Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
JFly420 JFly420
10 feb
EPIC BOOBS Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's...
Ozzy at 71:
BigDtrain1 BigDtrain1
11 sep 2020
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's... Ozzy at 71: