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    • She was board of getting banged, so she got screwed by some tool
      REDKING3 26 aug 2017
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    • Don't blame her, only 7 nails in her and they are all bent and shit, he's clearly terrible at his job
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    • He screwed her
      Vex1264 26 aug 2017
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    • She's getting hammered and screwed
      QueenC00kieD0ugh 25 aug 2017
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    • So many screwed up puns.
      PikaBlu22_2016 26 aug 2017
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    • His nail is small
      XxFadedxX 26 aug 2017
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    • I wonder how he pulls out.
      JackMarston_2013 26 aug 2017
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    • He got hammered
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    • Looks like she was tired of getting banged. So she went and got screwed
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    • Carpenters dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail
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    • Why is it called a blowjob when you suck and not blow
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    • All he wanted was a board job
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    • She was board of getting banged, so she got screwed by some tool
      ironmac123_2016 27 aug 2017
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    • She got nailed and screwed
      hhjsjb_2016 26 aug 2017
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    • She was just board, tired of getting nailed so she found someone new to screw her
      ChefRamsay 27 aug 2017
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    • It always sucks when you find out your wife is getting screwed by some tool.
      ComputerWife_2013 26 aug 2017
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    • Welcome to the Krusty Krab. We got the hamburger we got the dab.
      HiJello 25 aug 2017
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    • And not even my a Phillips head
      funny_af2_2016 26 aug 2017
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    • Plot twist: He hammered his ass.
      AnthonyPitOne 26 aug 2017
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    • Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered then I nail you
      Aerial_Ace 25 aug 2017
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    • And not even by a Phillips head
      funny_af2_2016 26 aug 2017
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    • Why don't you beat her up too wtf there were two cheaters not just one
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    • He's screwed
      dearleader 26 aug 2017
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    • She was board of getting banged so she got screwed by some tool.
      ironmac123_2016 27 aug 2017
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    • Got tired of being nailed by the same guy so she started screwing around
      TrueAllen_2015 27 aug 2017
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    • Oh god Philip is screwed
      superquickduck 27 aug 2017
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    • ....just wait till the jackhammer comes..
      FBI__Agent12 26 aug 2017
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    • She got board of him ...
      Geek1064 28 aug 2017
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    • "You screwed my wife!" "Yeah, well you were always talking about how awesome it was nailing your wife, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about!"
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    • Well, at least it wasnt your other neighbor Phillips-Head
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    • Fuck you Phillip!!!
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    • Why would you beat up the guy who fucked her instead of dumping her cheating ass? I never understood that with guys.
      Dipl 27 aug 2017
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    • Meanwhile, while they are fighting, she's getting drilled... The cycle never ends... :(
      ronpierce_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • He's just pissed he can't keep it straight
      Cyborgebolt 27 aug 2017
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    • Why is the hammer using his fists like nigga use ur head
      Pooman 27 aug 2017
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    • She's tired of his crooked nailing, she needed a better screw!
      danetty757 27 aug 2017
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    • Why is he fighting the dude when that guy might not have even known she was in a relationship, he should be fighting the girl for cheating on him
      memster12 27 aug 2017
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    • So their heads r dicks?
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    • The screw is like 3 times the size of the nails
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    • Looking at the nails, he couldn't nail her well so she needed someone who could screw her right
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    • If he'd do a better job nailing her, she wouldn't need to be screwed. Got to make sure the construction is secure you know.
      notfakescience 27 aug 2017
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    • Notice how the screw is bigger than all the nails...
      Moshigal156 30 aug 2017
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    • Nailed, people, NAILED. NOT HAMMERED
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    • Only ifunny vets will remember this
      Mr_Jeopardy 27 aug 2017
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    • He was used to nailing her but today someone else screwed her.
      kirby1046_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • So is it board or broad?
      StuartKnotts 27 aug 2017
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    • She was board of him hammering her so she got screwed.
      OriginalMemeMan 27 aug 2017
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    • I guess you can say that his wife screwed him over... No? Ok
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    • He thoughed he was nailing her tonight, too bad he got scrwed over
      HashtagScrub_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • She was board of getting hammered so she said screw it
      Frostedcake_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • He screwed the guy's wife, so he got hammered after that.
      WardlerWheaston 27 aug 2017
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    • Well her husband is obviously shitty at sex look how bent those nails are
      leRealBatman_2012 27 aug 2017
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    • Screw you Phillip!
      The_Real_Chief 27 aug 2017
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    • At least we know it wasn't Philip
      BurningTires 27 aug 2017
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    • Well he's...... Screwed
      Ernest_vega_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • If this ever happens don't actually go fight the guy who screwed her. Your wife is just as guilty for letting it happen and it isn't worth risking going to prison or getting nooned over some worthless slut. Kick her out and get on with your fresh new single life
      Device 28 aug 2017
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    • Hammer morty lives on in our hearts
      sUaczy 28 aug 2017
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    • Well he's screwed
      SirBlitz_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • "You been screwing with my wife?"
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    • Stop. Hammer time.
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    • she got board and screwed around
      ChaosOrder86_2013 27 aug 2017
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    • She was board of getting hammered by him, so she got screwed by someone else
      SPM_CarlosCoy 27 aug 2017
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    • She was screwing the neighbor. And he was banging her.
      ImSushiTrash_2012 27 aug 2017
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    • I swear this has been featured multiple times
      V_O_I_D_2016 27 aug 2017
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    • i bet someone was pretty board when they made this
      KingPin670_2016 27 aug 2017
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    • Maybe if you weren't coming home hammered every night she wouldn't feel the need to get screwed
      Liccalottapuss 27 aug 2017
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    • The real question is why he's using his fists
      Vindrland_2016 27 aug 2017
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    • Oh I get it. The screw driver is a noon
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    • She getting nailed by the hammer but screwing around with the driver
      El_Perro 27 aug 2017
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    • Maybe she was just board of you coming home hammered all the time? You couldn't give her a good screwing like she needed.
      imjustwesley_2012 27 aug 2017
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    • LordLucipher
      "So you're the bastard that screwed my wife!"
      LordLucipher 27 aug 2017
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    • "You screwed my wife! I'm going to hammer you". He came out of the closet and divorced his wife.
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    • Well he's screwed
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    • Nailed it
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    • She got board of being nailed, so she got screwed
      SashaBoston_2016 29 aug 2017
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    • Once upon a time. A gurl named Paige gave a young man a blow job. Not a regular blowjob, but actually blew in it like a drunk homeless man blows on a breathalyzer. Now that young man has a urinary track infection because Paige was eating Doritos or sum shit. Don't be like Paige ladies. Watch porn.
      isuckontoes 28 aug 2017
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    • His wife was screwed up when he was done
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    • Its hammer time
      fasttony64 27 aug 2017
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    • Why he beating up the other dude. You should be beat the shit out of his wife, she the one who gave it up
      Psycho_NYC 27 aug 2017
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    • the neighbor screwed her
      JHPIZZAMAN_2014 27 aug 2017
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    • Well the screw is big and thick and nails small and skinny
      kanye_weT 27 aug 2017
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    • Well he clearly couldn't nail her right anyway
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    • Getting nailed and getting screwed
      bradleys_2017 27 aug 2017
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    • I guess she's... screwed... noon me now...........
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    • Damn hammer morty back at it again
      simpIerick 27 aug 2017
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    • At least she wasn't with that guy Philip
      TonsOFunnyStuff 27 aug 2017
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    • He use to nail her, but after Jerry screwed her. Their relationship was over.
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    • Still a better fight than Mayweather vs Mcgregor
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    • U can say she really screwed this one up guys
      stilts3152 27 aug 2017
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    • "SCREW YOU, YOU CUNT!" -the hammer
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    • Why is the screw so much bigger than the nails? And if the hammer hits the nails with his head, and same with the screw, does that mean they all show everyone their genitals?
      scrotalrecall 27 aug 2017
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    • He really SCREWED her
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    • Why wood she do that?
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    • He screwed up real bad
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    • She was board.
      chandlernoonnn 27 aug 2017
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    • I would she got nailed, but she was much more screwed than that
      Devonsky7_2015 27 aug 2017
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    • Man she's flat
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    • She got tired of bein nailed. She wanted a good screw.
      laughingatstuff 27 aug 2017
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    • Guess she screwd up!
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    • You screwed my wife!
      memezieboi 27 aug 2017
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