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    • Here come the ifunny historical experts
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    • I just googled it, it seems to be true
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    • Solid electrum*. It’s an alloy of gold and silver.
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    • This calls for a mass powerwashing job
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    • Actually... Thanks for my art history class, none of the pyramids had gold on top of them. But they did have white limestone on them.
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    • Put a diamond in at the top and you'll get a buff
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    • This really makes me want to truly believe in time travel so we can see in absolute detail wet these old locations and monuments used to look like, even with the dinosaurs look like because our current predictions lack fat and other tissue types
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    • Actually it was encased in hardened cum.
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    • Not as cool as the Bass Pro Shop pyramid
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    • Put the limestone and gold back on and it will restart the alien computer.
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    • Bro... I mean we gotta fix them up right? Like.. cause we can? Or are we more into just preserving what it is..? Fuck it, okay so let’s just build another pyramid guys
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    • They stole the white limestone. Cant have shit in Detroit.
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    • Yeah, how people show pyramids in shows about past Egypt is terrible cuz they don’t understand that pyramids are old, and therefore they have changed colors since they were created and the people should look up what they used to look like.
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    • Why did we they stop taking care of it?
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    • Like when you build it in Civ
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    • Theres a Star Harvester in there ya know.
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    • It’s true, I’m the limestone.
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    • No way those deprived fucks carried huge blocks of gold up to the top of them shits
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    • These things are much fucking older than people think, and a lot of the wear in Egypt is from water erosion, look it up.
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    • Now if this was real, I would have no doubts that aliens fucked with these shits
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    • How’d they get a solid block of gold to the top??
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    • It wasn’t solid gold. It was basically gold leaf because you can hammer gold really fucking thin
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    • Yeah no. There wasnt enough gold for that you fucking dumbass
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    • Fake its reversed
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    • If the peak was “solid gold” then why is there rock at the top now?
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    • I would still like to know how those people managed to build these without modern technology and even now the pyramids would be a monumental feat for us.
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    • Raw aesthetic
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    • I like how people in the comments are talking like they know exactly how the pyramids were built and then they say some ridiculous shit like "Aliens"
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    • Fuck it pressure wash the pyramids
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    • Maybe we should do repair them and see what happened... maybe some shit like Indiana Jones will happen
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    • I’m gonna go to Egypt and take a little crumbly chunk of a pyramid. Who’s gonna know it’s a pyramid chunk? Who’s gonna stop me? Ultimate souvenir
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    • The gold caps weren’t solid and it wasn’t super common it happened but maybe half or 45% of the time
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    • Learned that in Assassin's creed Origins
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    • Ya there’s no way it was solid gold. It was most likely gold plated
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    • Is the gold part still up there
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    • where's the gold now?
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    • Do they still have the gold tip?
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    • What happened to the gold then...
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    • Why the hell does anyone care about top comment? That's some Instagram girl shit
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    • Steal the gold
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    • The arabs stripped the marble off to build Cairo.
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    • Put a beacon on top. You’ll have to fight the wither first though.
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    • Ancient Egyptians during the day: MY EYES!
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    • That would blind tf outta everyone in that desert
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    • Just a thought. America has the most powerful military in the world. Tell Egypt, those are ours now! Wtf they gonna do?
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    • Beacon
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    • Why is that on US currency though
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    • Is it true that Mayan pyramids are like Egypts but flat on top and it shows a ufo landing on top of them in the (1971) twenty centavos coin
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    • Then the Romans came and looted Egypt
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    • How do we know for sure?
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    • Assassin’s Creed Origins fucking lied to me is what you’re saying
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    • I played assassins creed origins and let me say they did a good job with details like that
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    • It got worn away because of too many go-aould mothership landings.
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    • Where is the gold now? For research purposes
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    • Ooo
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    • The pyramids had tin on top because it was considered a precious metal yet a lot more obtainable
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    • The tip is solid gold you say. Hmmmmmm
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    • The cap is what holds the time in place
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    • gET THE SLAVES! We gotta remake this shit
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    • How much poop do you think is on there
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    • Actually pyramid weren’t made from limestone that were white, they were orange and it wasn’t gold on top, it was fools gold, and pyramids weren’t 4 sides they are 12 and they aren’t real, world is flat and aliens built us
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    • What happened to the hundreds of pounds of gold at the top????
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    • Yeah that's a fucking lie
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    • I always wanted to build exact replicas of ancient buildings. So that we can still keep the original in its “preserved” state while having a version of what it would have been in its prime.
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    • When Cleopatra was born she was born closer to the apollo missions than to the construction of the pyramids
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    • Time to power wash the pyramids
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    • Aliens
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    • They should restore it
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    • me having played assassins creed origins
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    • So the city was always there???
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    • It just needs a good pressure wash then?
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    • I understand preserving them as they are, but I wish we could restore them to their former glory.
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    • #restorethepyramid
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    • Why'd they change it?
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    • The most historicaly accurate representation of ancient Egypt is AC origins map.
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    • The mothership
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    • It’s the cockpit for when we need to move the Earth to another Sun
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    • Can’t have shit in Egypt
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    • Brb me and my homies looking for the gold peak
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    • A yo!!! I say let's restore the pyramids and give it modern touches like granite and the top lite up like luxor in las Vegas
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    • For people wondering after the Muslim conquest of Egypt much of the limestone outer shell was stripped and incorporated into building the city of Cairo.
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    • Make another one
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    • How ramses be flexing on alexander the great
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    • So Minecraft beacon temple
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    • the bottom quarter would actually have been red from granite
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    • You'd think in modern times we could bring them back to their former glory.
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    • Cubs base be like
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    • It was electrum, not gold
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    • All pyramids around the globe were made as a protective/forcefield long before ancient Egypt. They were not made by the ancient Egyptians and were not “burial tombs”
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    • Nothing a power wash won't fix.
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    • You ever look at things like the pyramid and think wow that was once a highly thriving society like ours and now it's a tourist trap. Then you realize what is around us now is future tourist traps
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    • ... so wash them
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    • Whose the mad lad who stole all that fucking gold ?
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    • That’s where Minecraft got the idea of a beacon
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    • Anyone that loves ancient Egypt should watch Magical Egypt. It’s a new way to look at these fascinating people.
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    • Still waiting on someone to tell me how they carved solid granite with copper tools.
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    • AC Origins
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    • Bring it back
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