• "Hey, your ex is downstairs and
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    • I've been stuck in the most toxic on and off relationship for 2 years. She cheated a ton, but I was desperate. A couple days back, I finally lied and said I was going to be seeing someone else. She cut it off and blocked me, and I've literally never felt better in my life. Begone manipulative whore
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    • I finally found out how to fall out of love. I was hung over a girl for almost 2 years, and she was the same for me. We HATED eachother but secretly didn't. Eventually we got back together and it wasn't the same. I still felt terrible. But eventually I realized I just didn't need her to be happy
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    • Dude last night my ex texted me this long ass paragraph at 3am and idek what to say back, its nothing about getting back together but when we havent talked in seven months its weird
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    • I got to agree with that
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    • My ex used me and cheated on me from the very start of our relationship and I only found out four years later. If ever see her again I’m going to punch her.
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    • I feel the fuck outta that
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    • Unpopular opinion, just because you two broke up, doesn't mean either one of you has to constantly shit talk the other person and spread bullshit about them. Just acknowledge you two weren't compatible, you had some enjoyable times, and move forward with your life
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    • My ex was such a sweetheart until we broke up. After that she kept telling people I was an asshole, and I cheated on her. I gave her nothing but love and respect and she threw me in the trash when she was done playing.
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    • Call me petty, but I don’t really have the heart to get back with someone after breaking up. Especially if it’s more their fault in the first place.
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    • I got back with my ex and it's been great so far, but I realized I don't want to spend the rest of my life with her. should I stay with her for now just for fun or should I tell her?
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    • My ex was talking with me this morning until 2. She talks about how guys she likes dont show her how their different from the rest. A specific topic was about FaceTime and how she just wants the to call once in a while so she knows they want to listen to to her. (1/?)
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    • Australia has the most beaches in the world. At 10,000 beaches, you can visit one new beach in Australia every day for more than 27 years.
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    • Had a girl text back saying.when did you lose feelings for me, what the fuck do i say to that my nigga
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    • 2/2 I’m real hung up on her and one day she just ghost me for a bit and get real distant and she says she didn’t know how to tell me but that she started seeing someone and wanted to stay best friends without me having bitter Feelings about her dating someone else and telling me about it idkwhattodo
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    • I'm better off now than I was with her I just hope she feels what I felt the day she told me she wanted to break up
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    • Of course I’d wanna get back with her. I’ve been upset ever since she passed away from cancer, I want her back.
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    • I just gave my girlfriend of 10 years a promise ring.
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    • It's the right move
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    • Getting back with ur ex?
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    • Dude it really sucks, my girlfriend broke up with me a couple weeks ago and it’s been really hard on me because I’m still in love with her and she’s not
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    • I’ve been with this girl for almost all of 4 years and she tells me one day out the blue that she hasn’t felt the same as she did before and that she’s falling out of love with me but that she still wants to call and all because it’s hard for her to sleep alone and so we do for a while because 1/2
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    • My Ex Fiance and I moved to a new city before breaking up. After it she wanted to stay friends because she didn't know anyone else. One shopping trip of hell later it hit me, I dont have to put up with clothes shopping, so I left her at the store and never spoke to her again
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    • Can't get back to get her with your ex if you never had one
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    • I remember this broad from back when, she stalked me everywhere, if I said I was leaving her she would blackmail me with some dumb shit like. "You want people to know that time at the pep rally you didn't pay for that hotdog..you stole it! Let's forget we ever split up."
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    • Don’t stick your dick in crazy
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    • "Take this on your way out!!!"
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    • Haha yeah iwannamarryInfoChecker I'mgoingtodothistoyou
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    • Fucking cunt lied and told my speech coach I asked for nudes and smoked weed after ghosting me for weeks for absolutely no reason
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    • Vibe check
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    • “To whom this may concern”
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    • My ex cheated on me multiple times but I threw my morals out the window and said I didn’t care because I wanted to be with her. She used me, took advantage of me, and by the time I realized it I was already too emotionally worn down that I don’t know how to be truly happy anymore.
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    • ...maybe lol
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    • Honestly I'd humor the idea of getting back together with her but I'd have to lay down alot of things that would be worked on since we fought from time to time and were basically opposites lol but the sex was good and the few good times were actually great but I'm not sure tbh lol
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    • Everybody has the opportunity to cheat but it's because you love that person that you don't care about other people want to fuck you you do not flirt with them or things of that nature because they only see you as something to fuck not someone who they want to spend the rest of their life with.
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    • My ex was perfect I ruined the relationship I’d love another chance with her
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    • I'd do anything to have her back. I was getting toxic and distant and didn't see how bad I was til she was gone. No one expected her to leave me because of how much she loved me. I wish I could go back to that last night before she left and hold her tight and tell her I'm sorry for the way I'd been
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    • Dude she dumped me over text after a year and a half saying she didn't feel anything towards me, and now over 8 months later she texted me saying she wants her books back, literally debating whether to just go out back and set them on fire
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    • I would run down those stairs :(
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    • Depends on which ex their is two I would take back and ironically they both are named taylor lol
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    • 2014 meme 2014 meme
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    • One of my friends is getting back with his toxic ass ex and I don’t know what to do
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    • My x just texted me today at 6:45 am
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    • Ironic because that one ain't gonna detonate
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    • Like the people on his app have ever had a girlfriend
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    • Uh oh incoming story time from ifunnier’s that nobody really cares about
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    • 😐 i get the message it was just delivered like shit
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    • She’s my ex because she’s a lying whore who slept with 6 guys in 13 months. She’s sleep with guys just days after meeting them and brought them to her house and around her 3 kids...only later to find out they’re alcoholics, drug users/dealers and abusive. What a great mom and person all around.
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    • I’ve been on iFunny for 1600 days now
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    • That means that I have dated before, and I could date again. I see this as an absolute win.
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    • Nah, if my ex wants me back, she gotta EARN that shit.
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    • Yea fuck her. But I wouldnt mind fucking her, lol
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    • Fuck that CHEATING WHORE!!
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    • "Vibe check."
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    • *republishes as if I've ever had a girlfriend*
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    • Haha k1ll ex funnay
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    • Do she got kids, is she an sjw, and is she the same way as when she left me? If not, then no
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    • I swear I've seen this exact post back in like 2012
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    • Would give anything for that opportunity, yet wouldn't go back with her cause I want her to be happy... Man do I feel depressed
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    • Hey, my profile pic🙂
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    • I'm thinking that was the grenade he caught for her
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    • He didn't pull the pin
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    • I mean myranda had her chancd im done
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    • My ex cheated with my best friend and they both played me like a fiddle. People told me shes human so I should worry for her, but I honestly hope she gets hit by a car or at least die in a very paimful way
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    • That's funny
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    • Tactical yeet inbound
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    • I wish, I miss my daughter
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    • My ex said she “was drunk” and whatever texting me and I just said “congratulations” and left the rest on read
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    • Hardcore Henry?
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    • If she wants to get back together though. Fuck that
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    • Vibe check
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    • Yes please
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    • I'd do it just to smash and remind that bitch just what she missin out on.
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    • Which one?
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    • My ex had big tits so maybe
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    • Nah. My ex and I split amicably.
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    • I miss her so much😔😔💔💔
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    • No caption was needed for this pic honestly.
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    • Accurate
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    • Still love my ex but i went through some shit and i ain't gonna do it again
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    • If your ex messed up things, cheating, lying about you then don't go back. If you've been trying to work things out but she doesn't seem interested then leave, find someone else who is. I spent a year and a half trying to get back with my ex and finally had enough. I feel free now
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    • All I can thick is him saying "parry this"
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    • Lol my ex girlfriend helped commit a murder
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