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    • “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
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    • You can't become king just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
      KingZiro 29 jul
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    • She just really likes political instability
      Red_Demo 29 jul
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    • If I said I was emperor because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me they'd lock me away
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    • Well I didn't vote for him
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    • Strange women living in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
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    • I like the small detail that Phillips Sword is the same as Arnold’s.
      ElMundo 29 jul
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    • Time to establish strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government
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    • The cycle continues.
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    • This is what I picture simps to be like
      rex2761 28 jul
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    • Here I was, thinking we were an autonomous collective
      Poppster 29 jul
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    • All i see is Monty Python quotes and i just want to say: this made my day. Thank all of you, you stupid English pig-dogs! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES!!
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    • Arthur could’ve survived if he’d kept Excalibur’s scabbard with him, which prevented its wearer from injury in combat. But he swore never to wear it again after Merlin told him the truth, because he hated the idea of unfair victory. Excalibur is cool and all, but it’s sheath is the real shit
      ATOMlC 30 jul
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    • And the cycle continues
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    • Historically, Arthur became king not from the lady of the lake, but from pulling the sword out of the stone.
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    • Agent of Chaos
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    • Can’t tax it therefore it’s illegal
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    • And the cycle starts anew
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    • Bitch boy won’t kiIl me.
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    • JDM_Texan 30 jul
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    • Doraleus and Associates literally tells this exact story on YT. Great animation but bc of youtube it got 0 credit.
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    • Bloody Peasants!
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    • Don't show up early to the comment section, folks.
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    • Macbeth intensifies
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    • I need me a cute femboy bf that watches anime
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    • okay go off
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    • Macbeth be like
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    • That wussy got me actin strange
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    • This fucking bitch
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    • I....I wanna fuck the pond lady, in the pond
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    • You drank our emporer ALL HAIL KING FRY
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    • COME WITNESS THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
      ThEngine 31 jul
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    • Take the zephyr blade Doraleous
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    • I always think of the Doraleous and Associates skit when I see something like this lol
      M0ss 31 jul
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    • Cycle repeats itself
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    • Just like a woman to cuz trouble between the guys
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    • Step forward, for you are the chosen one
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    • Oh no
      Loafix 31 jul
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    • What kind of system is that? Some moist tart distributing scimitars
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    • This is the zephyr sword. No it’s not that’s a stick
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    • Am I the only one that doesnt know these references
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    • Philip has the same sword, this suggests he murdered the previous king
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    • Nimue be fuckin round
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    • Emry, Lurker of the Loch
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    • Secretly has a enteance to the armory 😁
      Muzi 30 jul
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    • You could make a religion out of this....
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    • America should do this. We’d have some good strong presidents
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    • Go doraleous, take. The Zephyr blade
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    • Become king and kiIl the mermaid
      Red9 30 jul
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    • That’s the real story behind the lady of the lake, just some strange chick handing out swords to people like King Arthur and claiming their magical
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    • Macbeth 2.0
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    • "You can't be a king just because some watery tart lobbed a scimtar at you"
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    • Where is she getting all these swords?
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    • Arnold? Tf
      HeyDont 30 jul
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    • Doraleous and Associates
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    • This is literally mcbeth
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    • Dang Nimue
      cmcpink 30 jul
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    • Arthur..
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    • Oh I get it. The lady of the lake is the Democratic party and the people are African Americans
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    • The Zephyr Blade Doraleus
      ImOhio 30 jul
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    • your not a king I don’t remember voting for you! “The lady of the lake gifted me Excalibur symbolizing that I am king” what? you think your a king bc some watery tart gave you a sword.
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    • Arnold shwarzenegger
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    • If I said I was Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away
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    • Some soggy bint chucked a scimitar at you.
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    • Hey you.. yeah you.. (ugh.. what's the cam porn girl doing in the lake?)
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    • I love ifunny.
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    • I love the immediate Monty Python references in the comments.
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    • Now I want Biden and Trump to dual with broadsword instead of an election.
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    • New show called Cursed on Netflix is pretty good. Wat hed the season in a day it's about Merlin and Camelot time.
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    • Lady of the lake done lost her mind
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    • This is no basis for a government
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    • Plot of Echo Night
      bynch 29 jul
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    • Very grateful for those who recognized this beautiful Monty Python opportunity
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    • I read Arnold as Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    • Philip has the same sword as Arnold and the other guy.
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    • If I claimed to be emperor because some watery tart threw a scimitar at me they'd put me away
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    • This sounds like a PERFECT basis for a system of government
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    • Well if some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me
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    • That's not how it works
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    • The women in the pond was actually black zetsu
      peterpill 29 jul
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    • Take the zephyr blade...
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    • It me in the pic
      _Alias 29 jul
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    • Warmonger
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    • Smash the woman in the pond. Forget about being king
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    • Where does she get the swords?
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    • "That quote."
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    • That's why ppl tie up loose ends
      Kiriyo 29 jul
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    • Whoa
      Marcelus 29 jul
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    • She makes her own economy
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    • Take the sword, do nothing with it. Free sword
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